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Re: Advances in artificially made organisms
« Reply #15 on: July 25, 2012, 02:03:02 pm »
"Technology" includes clothing, knots, and tools that increase the velocity and range of weapons (slings, et al).

Which still puts us on top of the food chain, as a species.  To posit the entire human race as naked with no tool-making abilities is to posit a complete fantasy. 

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Re: Advances in artificially made organisms
« Reply #16 on: July 25, 2012, 02:11:20 pm »
"Technology" includes clothing, knots, and tools that increase the velocity and range of weapons (slings, et al).

Which still puts us on top of the food chain, as a species.  To posit the entire human race as naked with no tool-making abilities is to posit a complete fantasy.

If we didn't have any technology at all, and we were as thick as shit we would be the food chains' bitch.

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Re: Advances in artificially made organisms
« Reply #17 on: July 25, 2012, 02:15:15 pm »
But we do, and we're not.  The position you are taking is meaningless.

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Re: Advances in artificially made organisms
« Reply #18 on: July 25, 2012, 02:15:38 pm »

Animals should be eating us left right and centre because essentially, humans are weak save only thier intellectual capacity.

Well, that and our innate viciousness, ability to throw rocks, and capacity to run all damn day until the antelope keels over from exhaustion.

We are the weaponized ape, the best hunters and fighters ever born, the only proof of which I need offer is that we have the leisure time to have this conversation.

Look, human's arent all that special, you are disillusioned to the fact we are the best fighters and therefore the most able and best in general, a chimpazee is way stronger, vicious and can throw rocks and use simple tools aswell as co-ordination in attacking and can outrun a human. A primitive ape runs rings around "weaponized" brainy ape.

One does.  We travel in mobs.

Chimpanzees live in our zoos.

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Re: Advances in artificially made organisms
« Reply #19 on: July 25, 2012, 02:16:32 pm »
"Technology" includes clothing, knots, and tools that increase the velocity and range of weapons (slings, et al).

Which still puts us on top of the food chain, as a species.  To posit the entire human race as naked with no tool-making abilities is to posit a complete fantasy.

If we didn't have any technology at all, and we were as thick as shit we would be the food chains' bitch.

Yeah, except that we survived long enough to gain technology, and killed every predator that tried to put us on the menu.

Remember the sabertooth cat?

Neither do I.
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Re: Advances in artificially made organisms
« Reply #20 on: July 25, 2012, 02:20:46 pm »
IF EVERYTHING WAS DIFFERENT, THINGS WOULD BE DIFFERENT.

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Re: Advances in artificially made organisms
« Reply #21 on: July 25, 2012, 02:23:37 pm »
IF EVERYTHING WAS DIFFERENT, THINGS WOULD BE DIFFERENT.

IF PIGS COULD FLY, WE'D ALL CARRY UMBRELLAS.
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Re: Advances in artificially made organisms
« Reply #22 on: July 25, 2012, 02:43:54 pm »
IF ROGER COULD FLY, WE'D ALL LIVE IN BOMB SHELTERS.

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Re: Advances in artificially made organisms
« Reply #23 on: July 25, 2012, 02:45:00 pm »
IF ROGER COULD FLY, WE'D ALL LIVE IN BOMB SHELTERS WEAR HAZMAT SUITS AND UMBRELLAS.

Fixed that for ya.
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Re: Advances in artificially made organisms
« Reply #24 on: July 25, 2012, 02:45:32 pm »
Correction noted.

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Re: Advances in artificially made organisms
« Reply #25 on: July 25, 2012, 02:47:06 pm »
"Technology" includes clothing, knots, and tools that increase the velocity and range of weapons (slings, et al).

Which still puts us on top of the food chain, as a species.  To posit the entire human race as naked with no tool-making abilities is to posit a complete fantasy.

If we didn't have any technology at all, and we were as thick as shit we would be the food chains' bitch.

Yeah, except that we survived long enough to gain technology, and killed every predator that tried to put us on the menu.

Remember the sabertooth cat?

Neither do I.

Our survival to gradually create technology is only a result of our learning and intellect, remove that and we would all be dead.

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Re: Advances in artificially made organisms
« Reply #26 on: July 25, 2012, 02:48:11 pm »
"Technology" includes clothing, knots, and tools that increase the velocity and range of weapons (slings, et al).

Which still puts us on top of the food chain, as a species.  To posit the entire human race as naked with no tool-making abilities is to posit a complete fantasy.

If we didn't have any technology at all, and we were as thick as shit we would be the food chains' bitch.

Yeah, except that we survived long enough to gain technology, and killed every predator that tried to put us on the menu.

Remember the sabertooth cat?

Neither do I.

Our survival to gradually create technology is only a result of our learning and intellect, remove that and we would all be dead.

AND IF I HAD NO LEGS, MY BALLS WOULD BUMP ON THE GROUND.
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Re: Advances in artificially made organisms
« Reply #27 on: July 25, 2012, 02:56:25 pm »
humans are glorified monkey's that in natures terms should not exist and are only good because they are smartarses.

There i said it.

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Re: Advances in artificially made organisms
« Reply #28 on: July 25, 2012, 03:10:38 pm »
"Technology" includes clothing, knots, and tools that increase the velocity and range of weapons (slings, et al).

Which still puts us on top of the food chain, as a species.  To posit the entire human race as naked with no tool-making abilities is to posit a complete fantasy.

If we didn't have any technology at all, and we were as thick as shit we would be the food chains' bitch.

Yeah, except that we survived long enough to gain technology, and killed every predator that tried to put us on the menu.

Remember the sabertooth cat?

Neither do I.

Our survival to gradually create technology is only a result of our learning and intellect, remove that and we would all be dead.

AND IF I HAD NO LEGS, MY BALLS WOULD BUMP ON THE GROUND.


IF I HAD NO LEGS, MY BALLS WOULD BUMP ON YOUR FACE.

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Re: Advances in artificially made organisms
« Reply #29 on: July 25, 2012, 03:13:19 pm »
"Technology" includes clothing, knots, and tools that increase the velocity and range of weapons (slings, et al).

Which still puts us on top of the food chain, as a species.  To posit the entire human race as naked with no tool-making abilities is to posit a complete fantasy.

If we didn't have any technology at all, and we were as thick as shit we would be the food chains' bitch.

Yeah, except that we survived long enough to gain technology, and killed every predator that tried to put us on the menu.

Remember the sabertooth cat?

Neither do I.

Our survival to gradually create technology is only a result of our learning and intellect, remove that and we would all be dead.

AND IF I HAD NO LEGS, MY BALLS WOULD BUMP ON THE GROUND.


IF I HAD NO LEGS, MY BALLS WOULD BUMP ON YOUR FACE.

If i had no legs id support my body weight with my arms.

Supporting with my balls would be painful.