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Re: Advances in artificially made organisms
« Reply #30 on: July 25, 2012, 03:33:01 pm »

Animals should be eating us left right and centre because essentially, humans are weak save only thier intellectual capacity.

Well, that and our innate viciousness, ability to throw rocks, and capacity to run all damn day until the antelope keels over from exhaustion.

We are the weaponized ape, the best hunters and fighters ever born, the only proof of which I need offer is that we have the leisure time to have this conversation.

Look, human's arent all that special, you are disillusioned to the fact we are the best fighters and therefore the most able and best in general, a chimpazee is way stronger, vicious and can throw rocks and use simple tools aswell as co-ordination in attacking and can outrun a human. A primitive ape runs rings around "weaponized" brainy ape.

Imagine a elephant with the stature of a chimpanzee or ape, increase the population of this particular elephant species and brain capacity and eventually they would become a major threat if left un-noticed, by picking up where we left off at modern day forming thier own identity they may even overtake humans and make the same claims on how great they are.

Disadvantaged only by thier low adaptability they would overpower the human race with thier intellect, senses and brute strength.

Unlike other animals, our adaptive trait is technology. When our environment changes, rather than our bodies evolving to adapt (for the most part), it's our technology that does. Nonetheless, our use of technology is an innate part of us as a species.

Without technology we would still be dirty apes and likely extinct.

So your argument is, if we weren't human, we wouldn't be human?

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Re: Advances in artificially made organisms
« Reply #31 on: July 25, 2012, 03:33:54 pm »
IF EVERYTHING WAS DIFFERENT, THINGS WOULD BE DIFFERENT.

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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

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Re: Advances in artificially made organisms
« Reply #32 on: July 25, 2012, 03:36:07 pm »
humans are glorified monkey's that in natures terms should not exist and are only good because they are smartarses.

There i said it.

Yeah, and?

The fact that if you strip humans of our primary adaptive trait it would leave us defenseless is relevant to what, exactly?
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
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Re: Advances in artificially made organisms
« Reply #33 on: July 25, 2012, 03:38:20 pm »

Animals should be eating us left right and centre because essentially, humans are weak save only thier intellectual capacity.

Well, that and our innate viciousness, ability to throw rocks, and capacity to run all damn day until the antelope keels over from exhaustion.

We are the weaponized ape, the best hunters and fighters ever born, the only proof of which I need offer is that we have the leisure time to have this conversation.

Look, human's arent all that special, you are disillusioned to the fact we are the best fighters and therefore the most able and best in general, a chimpazee is way stronger, vicious and can throw rocks and use simple tools aswell as co-ordination in attacking and can outrun a human. A primitive ape runs rings around "weaponized" brainy ape.

Imagine a elephant with the stature of a chimpanzee or ape, increase the population of this particular elephant species and brain capacity and eventually they would become a major threat if left un-noticed, by picking up where we left off at modern day forming thier own identity they may even overtake humans and make the same claims on how great they are.

Disadvantaged only by thier low adaptability they would overpower the human race with thier intellect, senses and brute strength.

Unlike other animals, our adaptive trait is technology. When our environment changes, rather than our bodies evolving to adapt (for the most part), it's our technology that does. Nonetheless, our use of technology is an innate part of us as a species.

Without technology we would still be dirty apes and likely extinct.

HAY TROLLBEAR, WHAT IF EAGLES DIDN'T HAVE BEAKS OR TALONS? WHAT THEN, STUPID EAGLES?
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
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Re: Advances in artificially made organisms
« Reply #34 on: July 25, 2012, 03:39:16 pm »
HEY TROLLBEAR, WHAT IF HORSES DIDN'T HAVE HOOVES? NOT SO FAST NOW, ARE YOU HORSE?!?!?
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
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Re: Advances in artificially made organisms
« Reply #35 on: July 25, 2012, 03:39:43 pm »
HAY TROLLBEAR, WHAT IF POLAR BEARS HAD NO FUR??

THEY WOULD FREEZE TO DEATH LOL!
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
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Re: Advances in artificially made organisms
« Reply #36 on: July 25, 2012, 03:40:03 pm »
HEY TROLLBEAR, WHAT IF HORSES DIDN'T HAVE HOOVES? NOT SO FAST NOW, ARE YOU HORSE?!?!?

WHAT IF I DIDN'T HAVE ASS HAIR?

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Re: Advances in artificially made organisms
« Reply #37 on: July 25, 2012, 03:40:55 pm »
HEY TROLLBEAR, WHAT IF PIGS DIDN'T HAVE TEETH? JUST TRY BEING FAT AND OMNIVOROUS WITHOUT TEETH! STARVE TO DEATH, PIGGIE, WITHOUT TEETH YOU'D BE EXTINCT!
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
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Re: Advances in artificially made organisms
« Reply #38 on: July 25, 2012, 03:42:14 pm »
HEY TROLLBEAR, WHAT IF SQUIRRELS DIDN'T HAVE CLAWS? LITTLE FUCKERS COULDN'T GET AWAY UP TREES, COULD THEY? LOL EVOLUTION FAIL!
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
― Assata Shaku

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Re: Advances in artificially made organisms
« Reply #39 on: July 25, 2012, 03:43:28 pm »
HEY TROLLBEAR, WHAT IF PIGS DIDN'T HAVE TEETH? JUST TRY BEING FAT AND OMNIVOROUS WITHOUT TEETH! STARVE TO DEATH, PIGGIE, WITHOUT TEETH YOU'D BE EXTINCT!

Also, humans only have the ONE thing.  Binocular vision, color vision, upright stance for throwing, and the ability to run long distances at slow speed mean nothing.  NOTHING!
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Re: Advances in artificially made organisms
« Reply #40 on: July 25, 2012, 03:47:41 pm »
YOU KNOW, THE HUMAN RACE WOULD DIE OUT PRETTY QUICKLY IF WE WERE ALL BORN WITHOUT LUNGS.
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Re: Advances in artificially made organisms
« Reply #41 on: July 25, 2012, 03:53:04 pm »
humans are glorified monkey's that in natures terms should not exist and are only good because they are smartarses.

There i said it.

Yeah, and?

The fact that if you strip humans of our primary adaptive trait it would leave us defenseless is relevant to what, exactly?

Badgers obviously

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Re: Advances in artificially made organisms
« Reply #42 on: July 25, 2012, 03:54:56 pm »
humans are glorified monkey's that in natures terms should not exist and are only good because they are smartarses.

There i said it.

Yeah, and?

The fact that if you strip humans of our primary adaptive trait it would leave us defenseless is relevant to what, exactly?

Badgers obviously

AND WHAT IF BADGERS DIDN'T HAVE GILLS?  HUH?  WHAT THEN, SMART GUY?
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Re: Advances in artificially made organisms
« Reply #43 on: July 25, 2012, 03:56:39 pm »
Other adaptations- sweat glands and largely hairless bodies. Opposable thumbs. Speech. Instinctual willingness to eat practically anything. Efficient use of calorie intake. The only things that really make us weak is our sense of smell which was sacrificed for... And get this... Increased cranial capacity. Thats right. Our one major weakness is only there to make room for our major strength which allowed us to trick wolves into doing all the smelling for us.
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Re: Advances in artificially made organisms
« Reply #44 on: July 25, 2012, 03:58:34 pm »
YOU KNOW, THE HUMAN RACE WOULD DIE OUT PRETTY QUICKLY IF WE WERE ALL BORN WITHOUT LUNGS GENETALIA.

WHAT THEN, O TROLLBEAR ONE? HUH? HUH?
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