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Re: Advances in artificially made organisms
« Reply #255 on: September 19, 2015, 03:03:24 pm »
I mean, not to even touch on the fact that you are essentially talking about forcing women to be pregnant with genetic chimera babies of unknown viability for cheap kicks, which is gross as fuck. No doubt you'd love to see compulsory breeding farms.

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The embryo still has to be brought to term inside a human, you idiot.  :lulz:
It does not if you have a large container that simulates the conditions of a human host. I don't know why the scientific community are too retarded to think of this idea or alternate ways.

Developing something like that takes money. Lots of it. Possibly in the millions or billions of dollars range.
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Re: Advances in artificially made organisms
« Reply #256 on: September 19, 2015, 04:04:27 pm »
Deep space exploration is perfectly possible if you have enough energy to open up a wormhole.  I do not understanded why the scientific community are too retarded to consider this.

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Re: Advances in artificially made organisms
« Reply #257 on: September 19, 2015, 06:58:18 pm »
I mean, not to even touch on the fact that you are essentially talking about forcing women to be pregnant with genetic chimera babies of unknown viability for cheap kicks, which is gross as fuck. No doubt you'd love to see compulsory breeding farms.

Fascist little shithead.
Ever heard of testubes?*

The embryo still has to be brought to term inside a human, you idiot.  :lulz:
It does not if you have a large container that simulates the conditions of a human host. I don't know why the scientific community are too retarded to think of this idea or alternate ways.

Is it possible that it's a little more complicated that it seems, and we have a perfectly reliable human-producing system right now?
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Re: Advances in artificially made organisms
« Reply #258 on: September 19, 2015, 06:59:14 pm »
Deep space exploration is perfectly possible if you have enough energy to open up a wormhole.  I do not understanded why the scientific community are too retarded to consider this.

Curing cancer just means making the cells sit down and behave themselves.  I do not understanded why the scientific community are too retarded to consider this.
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Re: Advances in artificially made organisms
« Reply #259 on: September 19, 2015, 07:01:42 pm »
Preventing people like ChaosAdvocate is perfectly possible if we simply stop babies eating paint chips.  I do not understand why the scientific community are too retarded to consider this.

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« Reply #260 on: September 19, 2015, 08:19:22 pm »
ITT, Prelate Diogenes Shithead teaches Nigel about abnormal psych, using shitty links.

I really appreciate his efforts to educate me, it's not like I just spent a year reading about clinical psychopathy while finishing a psychology degree, or anything.
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Re: Advances in artificially made organisms
« Reply #261 on: September 19, 2015, 08:21:06 pm »
I mean, not to even touch on the fact that you are essentially talking about forcing women to be pregnant with genetic chimera babies of unknown viability for cheap kicks, which is gross as fuck. No doubt you'd love to see compulsory breeding farms.

Fascist little shithead.
Ever heard of testubes?*

The embryo still has to be brought to term inside a human, you idiot.  :lulz:
It does not if you have a large container that simulates the conditions of a human host. I don't know why the scientific community are too retarded to think of this idea or alternate ways.

You don't have to take the train if you have a teleportation portal that gets you where you want to go instantaneously. I don't know why the scientific community are too retarded to think of this idea or alternate ways.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Advances in artificially made organisms
« Reply #262 on: September 19, 2015, 08:21:54 pm »
Preventing people like ChaosAdvocate is perfectly possible if we simply stop babies eating paint chips.  I do not understand why the scientific community are too retarded to consider this.

 :lulz:
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Advances in artificially made organisms
« Reply #263 on: September 19, 2015, 08:23:39 pm »
I mean, not to even touch on the fact that you are essentially talking about forcing women to be pregnant with genetic chimera babies of unknown viability for cheap kicks, which is gross as fuck. No doubt you'd love to see compulsory breeding farms.

Fascist little shithead.
Ever heard of testubes?*

The embryo still has to be brought to term inside a human, you idiot.  :lulz:
It does not if you have a large container that simulates the conditions of a human host. I don't know why the scientific community are too retarded to think of this idea or alternate ways.

Is it possible that it's a little more complicated that it seems, and we have a perfectly reliable human-producing system right now?

Just because scientists have been working on it for decades doesn't mean they aren't too retarded to think of it. Nothing is too retarded if you're ChaosAdvocate.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Advances in artificially made organisms
« Reply #264 on: September 19, 2015, 10:31:40 pm »
ITT, Prelate Diogenes Shithead teaches Nigel about abnormal psych, using shitty links.

I really appreciate his efforts to educate me, it's not like I just spent a year reading about clinical psychopathy while finishing a psychology degree, or anything.

But he has some popular science links.  Omni Magazine may be involved.  That's the same as fuckin' Johns Hopkins.
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« Reply #265 on: September 19, 2015, 10:37:06 pm »
ITT, Prelate Diogenes Shithead teaches Nigel about abnormal psych, using shitty links.

I really appreciate his efforts to educate me, it's not like I just spent a year reading about clinical psychopathy while finishing a psychology degree, or anything.

But he has some popular science links.  Omni Magazine may be involved.  That's the same as fuckin' Johns Hopkins.

I saw a Huffpo one there as well: Hard-hitting science journalism. He showed me.
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« Reply #266 on: September 19, 2015, 10:55:18 pm »
Also fascinating: That he apparently thinks that "selfish behavior" and "psychopathy" are the same thing. They aren't.
 
Despite the current popularity of speculation that high-powered Wall Street execs are more likely to be psychopaths, there is no supporting data for this claim, which originated as either a misquote or a flat-out confabulation of Dr. Robert Hare's research. He himself has debunked the citation on his own webpage http://www.hare.org/comments/comment2.html, and you can also read about it here: http://psychcentral.com/blog/archives/2012/03/06/untrue-1-out-of-every-10-wall-street-employees-is-a-psychopath/

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Re: Advances in artificially made organisms
« Reply #267 on: September 20, 2015, 03:25:22 am »
I am absolutely amazed that anyone would see Robespierre as someone to look up to.

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« Reply #268 on: September 20, 2015, 03:35:02 am »
I am absolutely amazed that anyone would see Robespierre as someone to look up to.

Well, SOMEONE has to look up to people like that.  Those boots ain't gonna lick themselves.
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Re: Advances in artificially made organisms
« Reply #269 on: September 20, 2015, 03:37:25 am »
I am absolutely amazed that anyone would see Robespierre as someone to look up to.

Hey now, Robspierre ran a country.  Have you ever run a country?  Thought so.

OK, maybe he didn't run it well, but it was his.