Among my people, I am known as "The Poomp That Walks Like a Man".
Or "Dances With Spags". Depends on who you talk to.
Tolerable Terror for Toddlers Legionaire, Nixon Division™
"Onlookers will be horrified and amazed by the sheer volume of fluid."--TGRR
"SaraLee, I say unto you! If ye have a cake and halve it, and then halve it yet again, you would have four quarters and yet still not have a dollar. Eat of that cake, for it is cake which is NOT cake, which ye may have half a mind to have at a reasonable price, yet in indecision achieve satori with said stale Moon Pie. That's what you get when YOU FUCK WITH US." - DOUR