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Everytime i try to fit in i manage to undermine myself
« on: July 25, 2012, 05:49:48 pm »
Its frustrating to say the least.

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Re: Everytime i try to fit in i manage to undermine myself
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2012, 05:56:01 pm »
Its frustrating to say the least.

Stop it.
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Re: Everytime i try to fit in i manage to undermine myself
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2012, 05:58:46 pm »
Its frustrating to say the least.

Stop it.

Stopping isnt something i can easily do.

Forum posting is like a addiction.

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Re: Everytime i try to fit in i manage to undermine myself
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2012, 06:01:03 pm »
Don't "try to fit in". It always ends up looking pathetic. And pink.
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Re: Everytime i try to fit in i manage to undermine myself
« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2012, 06:13:24 pm »
There's nothing to "fit" here.

We're all impossible angles and gaping maws.  And teeth.
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Re: Everytime i try to fit in i manage to undermine myself
« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2012, 06:24:56 pm »
There's nothing to "fit" here.

We're all impossible angles and gaping maws.  And teeth.

And corners. And laughing so hard we can't stop screaming.
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« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2012, 06:26:34 pm »
There's nothing to "fit" here.

We're all impossible angles and gaping maws.  And teeth.

Teeth With Which To Eat.
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Re: Everytime i try to fit in i manage to undermine myself
« Reply #7 on: July 26, 2012, 04:22:37 pm »
I wonder on how many people's ignore lists have i been placed on.

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Re: Everytime i try to fit in i manage to undermine myself
« Reply #8 on: July 26, 2012, 04:26:02 pm »
There's nothing to "fit" here.

We're all impossible angles and gaping maws.  And teeth.

Teeth With Which To Eat.

and GRIN.
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« Reply #9 on: July 26, 2012, 04:31:12 pm »
There's nothing to "fit" here.

We're all impossible angles and gaping maws.  And teeth.

Teeth With Which To Eat.

and GRIN.

Grins normally seen only in the ocean.
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« Reply #10 on: July 26, 2012, 04:35:20 pm »
I think i will tempoarily go offsite for a bit and maybe get back on tommorow.

The un-intentional damage already seems done as i can see the slow trickle of blood gushing out. Doing any more un-intentional damage would achieve nothing further in fixing it.

True to my word ill come back tommorow and see whether you folks are still alive.

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« Reply #11 on: July 26, 2012, 04:50:52 pm »
There's nothing to "fit" here.

We're all impossible angles and gaping maws.  And teeth.

Teeth With Which To Eat.

and GRIN.

Grins normally seen only in the ocean.

TRUFACT: Nigel has teeth behind her teeth.  For extra grinning.
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« Reply #12 on: July 26, 2012, 04:55:49 pm »
There's nothing to "fit" here.

We're all impossible angles and gaping maws.  And teeth.

Teeth With Which To Eat.

and GRIN.

Grins normally seen only in the ocean.

TRUFACT: Nigel has teeth behind her teeth.  For extra grinning.

Nigel has 5 rows of teeth, none of which are designed to chew vegetables. 

And you know those pilot fish that hang out with sharks to eat the scraps?  Nigel has hipsters for that.  The sharks don't eat the pilot fish...But Nigel has no sense of self-restraint, and chows on the hipsters like Goddamn popcorn.
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Re: Everytime i try to fit in i manage to undermine myself
« Reply #13 on: July 26, 2012, 05:09:27 pm »
There's nothing to "fit" here.

We're all impossible angles and gaping maws.  And teeth.

Teeth With Which To Eat.

and GRIN.

Grins normally seen only in the ocean.

TRUFACT: Nigel has teeth behind her teeth.  For extra grinning.

Nigel has 5 rows of teeth, none of which are designed to chew vegetables. 

And you know those pilot fish that hang out with sharks to eat the scraps?  Nigel has hipsters for that.  The sharks don't eat the pilot fish...But Nigel has no sense of self-restraint, and chows on the hipsters like Goddamn popcorn.

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Re: Everytime i try to fit in i manage to undermine myself
« Reply #14 on: July 26, 2012, 05:12:33 pm »
Its frustrating to say the least.

You're trying too hard.  Relax.  Read more, go through the old threads... and remember that people will take a load more shit from people they know than the new guy.
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