It has come to our attention that the magenta beast has gotten loose from its cage in fizzygrizzly and started leaving giant piles of steaming shit on your yard.
We are truly sorry for this inconvenience, but we wont clean up its mess. Its your problem now.
We have literally tried getting rid of it for years.
Just a heads up, it has the tendencies to act like a 16 year old girl, but we found out its really 57 years old and its name is Steve.
Its also very racist towards hispanics.