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Dr. Tarminius

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Discordian American Princess discovered in Iowa
« on: July 25, 2012, 08:34:15 pm »
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/07/14/iowa-republican-says-government-illegitimate-declares-herself-u-s-senator/

Note: Put on your goggles, caps, and gloves before reading.

I've bumped her up to an Acolyte in the Great Church of the Ungrateful Undead of Eris Kallisti. We'll see how she earns her place.

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Re: Discordian American Princess discovered in Iowa
« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2012, 10:29:17 am »
Hey, you can't type! You're a dog!
If sheep entrails could in any way be related to the weather, i.e. sheep trails only originate where it rains, then you could use it as an accurate model for discerning what the weathers going to be like. Either, sheep shit makes it rain, or raining makes sheep shit. Sheep don't shit "randomly" sheep shit after they eat, it doesn't rain "randomly" it rains after water collects in the atmosphere.

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Re: Discordian American Princess discovered in Iowa
« Reply #2 on: October 04, 2012, 07:28:09 pm »
Ever since Professor Mu-Chao got Planet X named Planet Eris, us Discordian American Princesses have been taking over.
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