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Re: Dragons was real, I seent it in a schoolbook
« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2012, 03:44:12 pm »
*headdesk*

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I mean, sure I've seen em... while tripping through Dr. Hoffman's masterpiece.
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Re: Dragons was real, I seent it in a schoolbook
« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2012, 03:57:12 pm »
3. "God used the Trail of Tears to bring many Indians to Christ."—America: Land That I Love, Teacher ed., A Beka Book, 1994

"The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it's profitable to continue the illusion. At the point where the illusion becomes too expensive to maintain, they will just take down the scenery, they will pull back the curtains, they will move the tables and chairs out of the way, and you will see the brick wall at the back of the theatre."
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Re: Dragons was real, I seent it in a schoolbook
« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2012, 03:59:28 pm »
12. Gay people "have no more claims to special rights than child molesters or rapists."—Teacher's Resource Guide to Current Events for Christian Schools, 1998-1999, Bob Jones University Press, 1998

"The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it's profitable to continue the illusion. At the point where the illusion becomes too expensive to maintain, they will just take down the scenery, they will pull back the curtains, they will move the tables and chairs out of the way, and you will see the brick wall at the back of the theatre."
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Re: Dragons was real, I seent it in a schoolbook
« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2012, 03:59:47 pm »
3. "God used the Trail of Tears to bring many Indians to Christ."—America: Land That I Love, Teacher ed., A Beka Book, 1994

Wonder if that's because so many of them died and went to heaven along the trail?
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« Reply #5 on: August 08, 2012, 04:02:43 pm »
3. "God used the Trail of Tears to bring many Indians to Christ."—America: Land That I Love, Teacher ed., A Beka Book, 1994

Wonder if that's because so many of them died and went to heaven along the trail?

Considering the source, I think the answer to that would be, "Well, it's not as if they were White or anything."
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Re: Dragons was real, I seent it in a schoolbook
« Reply #6 on: August 08, 2012, 04:05:53 pm »
Kinda makes me want to take a sledgehammer to something or other.
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Re: Dragons was real, I seent it in a schoolbook
« Reply #7 on: August 08, 2012, 04:14:07 pm »
Kinda makes me want to take a sledgehammer to something or other.

Bob Jones "University" was also known for outlawing interracial dating by its students until the year 2000.

In fact, if you openly advocated interracial marriage, you were expelled.
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Re: Dragons was real, I seent it in a schoolbook
« Reply #8 on: August 09, 2012, 11:03:35 am »
The difference between UK and US is nowhere more apparent than when you realise that there are whole states, in some cases the size of the UK themselves, where retardedness is defended, supported and taught to subsequent generations of retards. Hard to believe that this is not some isolated tribe of jungle dwelling natives, cut off from civilisation but is, in fact, the same nation who put a man on the moon :eek:
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Re: Dragons was real, I seent it in a schoolbook
« Reply #9 on: August 09, 2012, 02:34:50 pm »
My parents, while homeschooling my sisters, refused to use anything from Bob Jones University. Because they are too liberal.
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Re: Dragons was real, I seent it in a schoolbook
« Reply #10 on: August 09, 2012, 03:20:10 pm »
I've just pictured a diagram in my head that could change everything :eek:

Maybe levels of accomplishment have to be balanced by anti-accomplishment, more commonly referred to as "epic fail"

Like you put a man on the moon = awesome therefore something like the tea party had to happen to balance it  :horrormirth:
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Re: Dragons was real, I seent it in a schoolbook
« Reply #11 on: August 10, 2012, 01:35:49 am »
The difference between UK and US is nowhere more apparent than when you realise that there are whole states, in some cases the size of the UK themselves, where retardedness is defended, supported and taught to subsequent generations of retards. Hard to believe that this is not some isolated tribe of jungle dwelling natives, cut off from civilisation but is, in fact, the same nation who put a man on the moon :eek:

Uhhh...I don't think the morons who push this kind of shit ever worked at NASA.

But yeah, they DEFEND it. When you counter it, you get screeching that you're PERSECUTING and CHRISTIAN BASHING.  :horrormirth:
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Re: Dragons was real, I seent it in a schoolbook
« Reply #12 on: August 10, 2012, 06:09:27 pm »
The difference between UK and US is nowhere more apparent than when you realise that there are whole states, in some cases the size of the UK themselves, where retardedness is defended, supported and taught to subsequent generations of retards. Hard to believe that this is not some isolated tribe of jungle dwelling natives, cut off from civilisation but is, in fact, the same nation who put a man on the moon :eek:

Uhhh...I don't think the morons who push this kind of shit ever worked at NASA.

No, NASA was merely populated with a number of Nazi war criminals, who had their records bleached so they could beat the Soviet Union in putting a man on the moon.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Paperclip

I mean, hey, they only held ranks in the SS and made pervasive use of slave labour (which killed tens of thousands of people), but at least they probably didn't believe the Bible was the literal word of God, right?

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Re: Dragons was real, I seent it in a schoolbook
« Reply #13 on: August 10, 2012, 10:51:05 pm »
I, for one, support this asshattery, and the right of morons to teach their kids to be morons.
just so long as i'm allowed to teach my kids to be the same kind of moron that I am...

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Re: Dragons was real, I seent it in a schoolbook
« Reply #14 on: August 10, 2012, 10:52:10 pm »
I, for one, support this asshattery, and the right of morons to teach their kids to be morons.
just so long as i'm allowed to teach my kids to be the same kind of moron that I am...

That second part's gonna be a little tricky.

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