Dragons was real, I seent it in a schoolbook

[stelz]

http://www.motherjones.com/blue-marble/2012/07/photos-evangelical-curricula-louisiana-tax-dollars

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

*headdesk*

Fire breathing Dinosaurs.

I mean, sure I've seen em... while tripping through Dr. Hoffman's masterpiece.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

3. "God used the Trail of Tears to bring many Indians to Christ."—America: Land That I Love, Teacher ed., A Beka Book, 1994

[The Good Reverend Roger]

12. Gay people "have no more claims to special rights than child molesters or rapists."—Teacher's Resource Guide to Current Events for Christian Schools, 1998-1999, Bob Jones University Press, 1998

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

3. "God used the Trail of Tears to bring many Indians to Christ."—America: Land That I Love, Teacher ed., A Beka Book, 1994

Wonder if that's because so many of them died and went to heaven along the trail?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

3. "God used the Trail of Tears to bring many Indians to Christ."—America: Land That I Love, Teacher ed., A Beka Book, 1994

Wonder if that's because so many of them died and went to heaven along the trail?

Considering the source, I think the answer to that would be, "Well, it's not as if they were White or anything."

[stelz]

Kinda makes me want to take a sledgehammer to something or other.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Kinda makes me want to take a sledgehammer to something or other.

Bob Jones "University" was also known for outlawing interracial dating by its students until the year 2000.

In fact, if you openly advocated interracial marriage, you were expelled.

[P3nT4gR4m]

The difference between UK and US is nowhere more apparent than when you realise that there are whole states, in some cases the size of the UK themselves, where retardedness is defended, supported and taught to subsequent generations of retards. Hard to believe that this is not some isolated tribe of jungle dwelling natives, cut off from civilisation but is, in fact, the same nation who put a man on the moon

[V3X]

My parents, while homeschooling my sisters, refused to use anything from Bob Jones University. Because they are too liberal.

[P3nT4gR4m]

I've just pictured a diagram in my head that could change everything

Maybe levels of accomplishment have to be balanced by anti-accomplishment, more commonly referred to as "epic fail"

Like you put a man on the moon = awesome therefore something like the tea party had to happen to balance it 

[stelz]

The difference between UK and US is nowhere more apparent than when you realise that there are whole states, in some cases the size of the UK themselves, where retardedness is defended, supported and taught to subsequent generations of retards. Hard to believe that this is not some isolated tribe of jungle dwelling natives, cut off from civilisation but is, in fact, the same nation who put a man on the moon

Uhhh...I don't think the morons who push this kind of shit ever worked at NASA.

But yeah, they DEFEND it. When you counter it, you get screeching that you're PERSECUTING and CHRISTIAN BASHING. 

[Cain]

The difference between UK and US is nowhere more apparent than when you realise that there are whole states, in some cases the size of the UK themselves, where retardedness is defended, supported and taught to subsequent generations of retards. Hard to believe that this is not some isolated tribe of jungle dwelling natives, cut off from civilisation but is, in fact, the same nation who put a man on the moon

Uhhh...I don't think the morons who push this kind of shit ever worked at NASA.

No, NASA was merely populated with a number of Nazi war criminals, who had their records bleached so they could beat the Soviet Union in putting a man on the moon.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Paperclip

I mean, hey, they only held ranks in the SS and made pervasive use of slave labour (which killed tens of thousands of people), but at least they probably didn't believe the Bible was the literal word of God, right?

[Elder Iptuous]

I, for one, support this asshattery, and the right of morons to teach their kids to be morons.
just so long as i'm allowed to teach my kids to be the same kind of moron that I am...

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I, for one, support this asshattery, and the right of morons to teach their kids to be morons.
just so long as i'm allowed to teach my kids to be the same kind of moron that I am...

That second part's gonna be a little tricky.