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Re: AN OPEN LETTER TO THE NIGELS. EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU.
« Reply #30 on: August 28, 2012, 08:13:08 pm »
As the second pea in RWHN's pod this week I'd like to express my general and lukewarm disapproval of this thread, although my disapproval is tempered somewhat by the fact that fair points are raised in the OP and by certain unrelated behavior by RWHN, which shall not be specified, but may have to do with starting certain discussions all over again.

I have no justifications, other than I don't like him much.  I could feed you excuses all day, but it basically boils down to Nigel has my friendship and RWHN doesn't...And since he has decided to be as nasty as humanly possible to my friend, then I can indulge myself in a little hate-shitting.  I know that this is counter-productive on some level, but I do it anyway.  What can I say?  I'm an asshat.

Same here. Keeping it minimal, though. HE MIGHT LIKE IT.

No, as much as I am inclined to bash RWHN, I do not put him in the same box as BH.

Yeah. Kids in handcuffs =/= snuff, but the squick level is still a bit much for me.

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« Reply #31 on: August 28, 2012, 08:18:31 pm »
Ooh, edgy.   :lol:
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« Reply #32 on: August 28, 2012, 08:20:47 pm »
This thread was better when it was about Roger's nipples.
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« Reply #33 on: August 28, 2012, 08:21:59 pm »
Dude you so clearly want a fight. I don't have any issues with you, or anyone really. Well, no people anyway. Fact remains you're being passively hostile all around. I mean, this thread had already turned back into teh funny and then...

Not that that's a problem. When any pal of mine wants to stick their genitals into a hot toaster, well, that's their right as an American. I'm sure Europeans have similar rights. Regardless, it's not my genitals.

Genitals.

This thread was better when it was about Roger's nipples.

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« Reply #34 on: August 28, 2012, 08:23:36 pm »
Is it okay to like Nigel AND like RWHN?  Because I do that sometimes, in between the long bursts of hating them both fervently (not because they're them, but because they a thing that exists).

I just want them to be friends.

Can I emulsify them into a tasty mayonnaise?  Like, if they don't mix normally, can I just drizzle a little bit of RWHN into some Nigel with eggs and whip it around for a while?
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« Reply #35 on: August 28, 2012, 08:26:26 pm »
Is it okay to like Nigel AND like RWHN?  Because I do that sometimes, in between the long bursts of hating them both fervently (not because they're them, but because they a thing that exists).

I just want them to be friends.

Can I emulsify them into a tasty mayonnaise?  Like, if they don't mix normally, can I just drizzle a little bit of RWHN into some Nigel with eggs and whip it around for a while?

No, they're like bleach and ammonia. Both perfectly harmless and non-toxic on their own, but if you mix them... BOOM.
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« Reply #36 on: August 28, 2012, 08:30:20 pm »
Is it okay to like Nigel AND like RWHN?  Because I do that sometimes, in between the long bursts of hating them both fervently (not because they're them, but because they a thing that exists).

I just want them to be friends.

Can I emulsify them into a tasty mayonnaise?  Like, if they don't mix normally, can I just drizzle a little bit of RWHN into some Nigel with eggs and whip it around for a while?


I hate mayonnaise.  Sorry.
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« Reply #37 on: August 28, 2012, 08:32:08 pm »
Is it okay to like Nigel AND like RWHN?  Because I do that sometimes, in between the long bursts of hating them both fervently (not because they're them, but because they a thing that exists).

I just want them to be friends.

Can I emulsify them into a tasty mayonnaise?  Like, if they don't mix normally, can I just drizzle a little bit of RWHN into some Nigel with eggs and whip it around for a while?

No, they're like bleach and ammonia. Both perfectly harmless and non-toxic on their own, but if you mix them... BOOM.

Aw.  :sad:

Well I'm going to go console myself with tall cold glass of perfectly harmless and non-toxic bleach.

Is it okay to like Nigel AND like RWHN?  Because I do that sometimes, in between the long bursts of hating them both fervently (not because they're them, but because they a thing that exists).

I just want them to be friends.

Can I emulsify them into a tasty mayonnaise?  Like, if they don't mix normally, can I just drizzle a little bit of RWHN into some Nigel with eggs and whip it around for a while?


I hate mayonnaise.  Sorry.

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« Reply #38 on: August 28, 2012, 08:35:39 pm »
Is it okay to like Nigel AND like RWHN?  Because I do that sometimes, in between the long bursts of hating them both fervently (not because they're them, but because they a thing that exists).

I just want them to be friends.

Can I emulsify them into a tasty mayonnaise?  Like, if they don't mix normally, can I just drizzle a little bit of RWHN into some Nigel with eggs and whip it around for a while?


I hate mayonnaise.  Sorry.

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« Reply #39 on: August 28, 2012, 09:00:59 pm »
Is it okay to like Nigel AND like RWHN?

Why wouldn't it be?  Whattaya think this is?  Communism?
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« Reply #40 on: August 28, 2012, 09:08:00 pm »

Not that that's a problem. When any pal of mine wants to stick their genitals into a hot toaster, well, that's their right as an American.


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« Reply #41 on: August 28, 2012, 09:10:34 pm »

Not that that's a problem. When any pal of mine wants to stick their genitals into a hot toaster, well, that's their right as an American.


Still, friends let friends who about to stick their junk in the toaster know when Richter has been around, sharpening.

No shit.  Left him alone with my toaster for five minutes while I was in the can, the next time I tried to make toast, I got croutons.
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« Reply #42 on: August 28, 2012, 09:14:04 pm »

Not that that's a problem. When any pal of mine wants to stick their genitals into a hot toaster, well, that's their right as an American.


Still, friends let friends who about to stick their junk in the toaster know when Richter has been around, sharpening.

No shit.  Left him alone with my toaster for five minutes while I was in the can, the next time I tried to make toast, I got croutons.

You got lucky, then.  I once heard how Richter sharpened a knife so much, it made Death's scythe look like a butter knife.  It accidentally a black hole in half.
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« Reply #43 on: August 29, 2012, 01:36:44 am »
Dear Nigel,

Please stop being so Nigel.  You're upsetting the asshole who has you on ignore sort of.  He has FEELINGS, you know, and YOU HURT THOSE FEELINGS with your uppity Nigelness.  All of you.  Is it so much to ask, that you be someone totally different than you are?  Is it too much to ask, that you stop annoying his delicate sensibilities with your Gay Wango Tango and driving around in your perverted bendy bus and your screeching insistence on not being stepped on?

He has RIGHTS, you know, and one of those rights is to use People Like You as doormats.  It's not that he won't pick a fight with me or with ECH because we're GUYS, so much as it's that you're a WOMAN, and there shouldn't BE a fight because you shouldn't be so damn Nigel all the time.  You are in fact GRATUITOUSLY Nigel, and frankly, there's no excuse for it.

So when he's ignoring you, you should SHUT UP so that he can properly ignore you.  Do you think that's EASY?  Do you believe that he should have to exercise self-control?  Are you really that selfish?  The button to VIEW POST is RIGHT THERE and it's REALLY SHINY and you should think about that before you Nigel all over the place.

Really, Nigel.  All of you should show a little more restraint.  It's like FINGERNAILS ON A CHALKBOARD, and you should remember that this is all about HIS feelings, not your womanish ALMOST feelings, however good your imitation of said feelings may be.

Please correct your behavior accordingly.

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