It's like the non-encumbent's party is always an expectant, birthing mother: no matter HOW ugly or misshapen the thing is they wrap in a pink or blue blanket and present her, you know she's just going to beam with pride and unconditional adoration.
I didn't listen to her speech in its entirety so maybe I'm wrong, but from what I heard it was a bunch of "We women are so blessed to know our place and stay in it" bullshit. Also, I don't like Barack Obama most days but Michelle looks more like a First Lady than Ann Romney ever could. She could have starred as the Judge at the end of Pink Floyd's The Wall, though. Dead ringer.