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Thank A Scientist
« on: August 30, 2012, 02:11:55 am »
We hear a lot in this country that we should thank the vets. Thank a veteran for your freedom! Honk for the troops! Multiple national holidays, etc, etc.

While I appreciate and respect the veterans, what I have possibly never heard is "Thank a scientist." Thank a student of science for your freedoms... It makes sense, right? The freedom to live past thirty? Freedom from a plethora of old-world disease? Freedom to refridgerated food, air conditioning, automobiles, chairs, glass, plumbing, electricity, recorded music, computers, phones, the internet, eyeglasses, hearing aids, lasting teeth, airplanes, hospitals, even (for better or worse) televisions... Thank a student of mechanical engineering, for example, for your doors, cabinets, dresser drawers... Thank an architect for having a shelter to live in at all... Thank a student of science.

Math is soooo boring, though, right? And school is such a waste of time. OMG, let's get drunk this weekend!


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Re: Thank A Scientist
« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2012, 02:16:19 am »
Why do you hate AmericaTM?
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« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2012, 02:40:31 am »
I heerd they's all atheists and they's tryin ta teech our kids they is from monkeys.
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Re: Thank A Scientist
« Reply #3 on: August 30, 2012, 02:40:49 am »
Quote from: ExitApparatus on August 30, 2012, 02:11:55 am

Math is soooo boring, though, right? And school is such a waste of time. OMG, let's get drunk this weekend!


You had me until that sentence.

Communication:  failed.

Way to go.

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McDonalds, if you think about it, is the PERFECT example of life/lifestyles in the late 20th/early 21st century. Pink slime shaped like chicken nuggets, giant lawsuit-happy corporations suing people for using the prefix "Mc" no matter what the circumstances, marketing aimed at small children (Ronald, etc) to form life-long associations with the product, and the abysmally-effective "I'M LOVING IT" marketing ploy aimed at maintaining that association into the person's adult life...With the advertisement showing skinny, attractive people while in reality the AVERAGE customer is 45 pounds overweight.

All style, no substance almost-food sold to brainwashed masses. It's AMERICA™, in a white paper bag.

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Re: Thank A Scientist
« Reply #4 on: August 30, 2012, 05:25:38 am »
Thank you scientists, for giving the power to collapse civilization to complete morons.
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Re: Thank A Scientist
« Reply #5 on: August 30, 2012, 12:46:09 pm »
Quote from: Cain on August 30, 2012, 05:25:38 am
Thank you scientists, for giving the power to collapse civilization to complete morons.

Thank you scientists, for handing a loaded revolver to a retarded kid.

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McDonalds, if you think about it, is the PERFECT example of life/lifestyles in the late 20th/early 21st century. Pink slime shaped like chicken nuggets, giant lawsuit-happy corporations suing people for using the prefix "Mc" no matter what the circumstances, marketing aimed at small children (Ronald, etc) to form life-long associations with the product, and the abysmally-effective "I'M LOVING IT" marketing ploy aimed at maintaining that association into the person's adult life...With the advertisement showing skinny, attractive people while in reality the AVERAGE customer is 45 pounds overweight.

All style, no substance almost-food sold to brainwashed masses. It's AMERICA™, in a white paper bag.

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« Reply #6 on: August 30, 2012, 07:02:55 pm »
THESE^
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Re: Thank A Scientist
« Reply #7 on: August 30, 2012, 08:48:44 pm »

Thank you scientists, for twitter and facebook.
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Re: Thank A Scientist
« Reply #8 on: August 30, 2012, 08:49:20 pm »
OH AND:

Thank you scientists, for scientology.
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Re: Thank A Scientist
« Reply #9 on: August 30, 2012, 08:59:30 pm »
Sorry, I'm boycotting scientists until they cough up what they've been promising for 60 damn years:

- Radiation-proof metallic unisex leotards.
- Flying cars.
- Rocket packs.
- Moon/Mars colonies.
- Ocean-floor cities.
- Hoverboards.
- The end of famine, disease, war, and poverty.

Remember those things? What happened there?
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« Reply #10 on: August 30, 2012, 09:21:26 pm »
Quote from: v3x on August 30, 2012, 08:59:30 pm
- Flying cars.

I vote against this one.  I don't want humans driving the REGULAR cars.
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Quote from: Doktor Howl
McDonalds, if you think about it, is the PERFECT example of life/lifestyles in the late 20th/early 21st century. Pink slime shaped like chicken nuggets, giant lawsuit-happy corporations suing people for using the prefix "Mc" no matter what the circumstances, marketing aimed at small children (Ronald, etc) to form life-long associations with the product, and the abysmally-effective "I'M LOVING IT" marketing ploy aimed at maintaining that association into the person's adult life...With the advertisement showing skinny, attractive people while in reality the AVERAGE customer is 45 pounds overweight.

All style, no substance almost-food sold to brainwashed masses. It's AMERICA™, in a white paper bag.

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Re: Thank A Scientist
« Reply #11 on: August 30, 2012, 11:47:15 pm »
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 30, 2012, 09:21:26 pm
Quote from: v3x on August 30, 2012, 08:59:30 pm
- Flying cars.

I vote against this one.  I don't want humans driving the REGULAR cars.

Bicycles ok? (non-flying)
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Re: Thank A Scientist
« Reply #12 on: August 30, 2012, 11:55:17 pm »
Quote from: Epimetheus on August 30, 2012, 11:47:15 pm
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 30, 2012, 09:21:26 pm
Quote from: v3x on August 30, 2012, 08:59:30 pm
- Flying cars.

I vote against this one.  I don't want humans driving the REGULAR cars.

Bicycles ok? (non-flying)

Do they have training wheels?
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Quote from: Doktor Howl
McDonalds, if you think about it, is the PERFECT example of life/lifestyles in the late 20th/early 21st century. Pink slime shaped like chicken nuggets, giant lawsuit-happy corporations suing people for using the prefix "Mc" no matter what the circumstances, marketing aimed at small children (Ronald, etc) to form life-long associations with the product, and the abysmally-effective "I'M LOVING IT" marketing ploy aimed at maintaining that association into the person's adult life...With the advertisement showing skinny, attractive people while in reality the AVERAGE customer is 45 pounds overweight.

All style, no substance almost-food sold to brainwashed masses. It's AMERICA™, in a white paper bag.

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Re: Thank A Scientist
« Reply #13 on: August 31, 2012, 12:51:00 am »
Trikes? Not flying, but they are waterborne.
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Re: Thank A Scientist
« Reply #14 on: August 31, 2012, 12:34:11 pm »
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on August 30, 2012, 08:49:20 pm
OH AND:

Thank you scientists, for scientology.

Thankfully, that's one thing you can't blame scientists for.
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