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Re: GOD REVEALS HERSELF, ATHEISM NOW OBSOLETE.
« Reply #15 on: August 31, 2012, 01:33:02 am »
I hate to say it, but Snooki and JWOWW -ARE- getting a spin-off show.  :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:
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Re: GOD REVEALS HERSELF, ATHEISM NOW OBSOLETE.
« Reply #16 on: August 31, 2012, 01:35:24 am »
I hate to say it, but Snooki and JWOWW -ARE- getting a spin-off show.  :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:

LIFE IMITATES ROGER.
It was all a joke.  In real life, I'm not this way.  I'm some other way.  I meant it to be funny to US, and it was, at least to the ME part of US. I meant it to be funny to YOU, just not THEM, see? Unless you are actually part of THEM, and if that's true, well, my apologies.

And that would be my individual apology.  I would apologize for US but I'm not sure if there is an US that's larger than just ME in this regard.  I'm not even so sure YOU are or are not at least partially any of THEM.

But if you are one of THEM to whom I am apologizing, I'm truly sorry.

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Re: GOD REVEALS HERSELF, ATHEISM NOW OBSOLETE.
« Reply #17 on: August 31, 2012, 01:41:43 am »

Also get this straight women! A fat girl with huge boobs, is firstly a fat girl, and boobs dont trump that.

Its kind of like the equivalent to a biker with big guns but with a huge gut.

Um, is this maybe a cultural joke that doesn't translate well?

in reference to

It's strange when even guys hate a woman with slightly misaligned eyes and huge tits.  :lol:

huge tits =/= overall attractive

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Re: GOD REVEALS HERSELF, ATHEISM NOW OBSOLETE.
« Reply #18 on: August 31, 2012, 02:12:01 am »

Also get this straight women! A fat girl with huge boobs, is firstly a fat girl, and boobs dont trump that.

Its kind of like the equivalent to a biker with big guns but with a huge gut.

Um, is this maybe a cultural joke that doesn't translate well?

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Re: GOD REVEALS HERSELF, ATHEISM NOW OBSOLETE.
« Reply #19 on: August 31, 2012, 02:15:30 am »

Also get this straight women! A fat girl with huge boobs, is firstly a fat girl, and boobs dont trump that.

Its kind of like the equivalent to a biker with big guns but with a huge gut.

Um, is this maybe a cultural joke that doesn't translate well?

in reference to

It's strange when even guys hate a woman with slightly misaligned eyes and huge tits.  :lol:

huge tits =/= overall attractive

True, but there's the "I'd hit it" factor.
I don't think her problem is fat, though.
I haven't seen her, but I'm guessing what's making everybody's dick recoil in horror is her persona.
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Re: GOD REVEALS HERSELF, ATHEISM NOW OBSOLETE.
« Reply #20 on: August 31, 2012, 02:28:23 am »
I hate to say it, but Snooki and JWOWW -ARE- getting a spin-off show.  :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:

LIFE IMITATES ROGER.

Why don't you get royalties for this shit? You'd be rich enough to run for president.
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Re: GOD REVEALS HERSELF, ATHEISM NOW OBSOLETE.
« Reply #21 on: August 31, 2012, 03:30:46 am »
I hate to say it, but Snooki and JWOWW -ARE- getting a spin-off show.  :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:

LIFE IMITATES ROGER.

Why don't you get royalties for this shit? You'd be rich enough to run for president.

Because America is a whore.
It was all a joke.  In real life, I'm not this way.  I'm some other way.  I meant it to be funny to US, and it was, at least to the ME part of US. I meant it to be funny to YOU, just not THEM, see? Unless you are actually part of THEM, and if that's true, well, my apologies.

And that would be my individual apology.  I would apologize for US but I'm not sure if there is an US that's larger than just ME in this regard.  I'm not even so sure YOU are or are not at least partially any of THEM.

But if you are one of THEM to whom I am apologizing, I'm truly sorry.

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« Reply #22 on: August 31, 2012, 04:36:55 am »

Also get this straight women! A fat girl with huge boobs, is firstly a fat girl, and boobs dont trump that.

Its kind of like the equivalent to a biker with big guns but with a huge gut.

Um, is this maybe a cultural joke that doesn't translate well?

in reference to

It's strange when even guys hate a woman with slightly misaligned eyes and huge tits.  :lol:

huge tits =/= overall attractive

True, but there's the "I'd hit it" factor.
I don't think her problem is fat, though.
I haven't seen her, but I'm guessing what's making everybody's dick recoil in horror is her persona.

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Re: GOD REVEALS HERSELF, ATHEISM NOW OBSOLETE.
« Reply #23 on: August 31, 2012, 05:14:01 am »

Also get this straight women! A fat girl with huge boobs, is firstly a fat girl, and boobs dont trump that.

Its kind of like the equivalent to a biker with big guns but with a huge gut.
She's not fat (and even if she were, what's wrong with fat chicks?) and without the makeup, she's fucking gorgeous.

But yeah, her persona/personality is repulsive.
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Re: GOD REVEALS HERSELF, ATHEISM NOW OBSOLETE.
« Reply #24 on: August 31, 2012, 05:19:09 am »
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« Reply #25 on: August 31, 2012, 06:13:38 am »

Also get this straight women! A fat girl with huge boobs, is firstly a fat girl, and boobs dont trump that.

Its kind of like the equivalent to a biker with big guns but with a huge gut.
She's not fat (and even if she were, what's wrong with fat chicks?) and without the makeup, she's fucking gorgeous.

But yeah, her persona/personality is repulsive.

alright, she looks good in this picture, but, i think its statistically irrelevant to how she usually looks. no one saw the pictures in the first page?

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« Reply #26 on: August 31, 2012, 06:38:28 am »
I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE CREDIT FOR STARTING A JERSEY SHORE THREAD ON PD THAT MADE IT PAST 1 PAGE.
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« Reply #27 on: August 31, 2012, 06:45:17 am »
I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE CREDIT FOR STARTING A JERSEY SHORE THREAD ON PD THAT MADE IT PAST 1 PAGE.
Where do I collect my prize?

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Re: GOD REVEALS HERSELF, ATHEISM NOW OBSOLETE.
« Reply #28 on: August 31, 2012, 12:49:11 pm »

Also get this straight women! A fat girl with huge boobs, is firstly a fat girl, and boobs dont trump that.

Its kind of like the equivalent to a biker with big guns but with a huge gut.

Um, is this maybe a cultural joke that doesn't translate well?

in reference to

It's strange when even guys hate a woman with slightly misaligned eyes and huge tits.  :lol:

huge tits =/= overall attractive

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Re: GOD REVEALS HERSELF, ATHEISM NOW OBSOLETE.
« Reply #29 on: August 31, 2012, 03:44:03 pm »
cut him some slack-he knows he fucked up