GOD REVEALS HERSELF, ATHEISM NOW OBSOLETE.

[Suu]

I hate to say it, but Snooki and JWOWW -ARE- getting a spin-off show. 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I hate to say it, but Snooki and JWOWW -ARE- getting a spin-off show. 

LIFE IMITATES ROGER.

[The Johnny]

Also get this straight women! A fat girl with huge boobs, is firstly a fat girl, and boobs dont trump that.

Its kind of like the equivalent to a biker with big guns but with a huge gut.

Um, is this maybe a cultural joke that doesn't translate well?

in reference to

It's strange when even guys hate a woman with slightly misaligned eyes and huge tits. 

huge tits =/= overall attractive

[V3X]

Also get this straight women! A fat girl with huge boobs, is firstly a fat girl, and boobs dont trump that.

Its kind of like the equivalent to a biker with big guns but with a huge gut.

Um, is this maybe a cultural joke that doesn't translate well?

Humor from Douchebagistan is an acquired taste. And take it from me... once you acquire the taste it's like swallowing a fly. No matter how hard you gag, you won't get rid of it. It's not something you want.

[stelz]

Also get this straight women! A fat girl with huge boobs, is firstly a fat girl, and boobs dont trump that.

Its kind of like the equivalent to a biker with big guns but with a huge gut.

Um, is this maybe a cultural joke that doesn't translate well?

in reference to

It's strange when even guys hate a woman with slightly misaligned eyes and huge tits. 

huge tits =/= overall attractive

True, but there's the "I'd hit it" factor.
I don't think her problem is fat, though.
I haven't seen her, but I'm guessing what's making everybody's dick recoil in horror is her persona.

[Suu]

I hate to say it, but Snooki and JWOWW -ARE- getting a spin-off show. 

LIFE IMITATES ROGER.

Why don't you get royalties for this shit? You'd be rich enough to run for president.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I hate to say it, but Snooki and JWOWW -ARE- getting a spin-off show. 

LIFE IMITATES ROGER.

Why don't you get royalties for this shit? You'd be rich enough to run for president.

Because America is a whore.

[Net]

Also get this straight women! A fat girl with huge boobs, is firstly a fat girl, and boobs dont trump that.

Its kind of like the equivalent to a biker with big guns but with a huge gut.

Um, is this maybe a cultural joke that doesn't translate well?

in reference to

It's strange when even guys hate a woman with slightly misaligned eyes and huge tits. 

huge tits =/= overall attractive

True, but there's the "I'd hit it" factor.
I don't think her problem is fat, though.
I haven't seen her, but I'm guessing what's making everybody's dick recoil in horror is her persona.

DING! DING! DING!

[Juana Go?]

Also get this straight women! A fat girl with huge boobs, is firstly a fat girl, and boobs dont trump that.

Its kind of like the equivalent to a biker with big guns but with a huge gut.

She's not fat (and even if she were, what's wrong with fat chicks?) and without the makeup, she's fucking gorgeous.

But yeah, her persona/personality is repulsive.

[Bu☆ns]

Burns concurs:

[The Johnny]

Also get this straight women! A fat girl with huge boobs, is firstly a fat girl, and boobs dont trump that.

Its kind of like the equivalent to a biker with big guns but with a huge gut.

She's not fat (and even if she were, what's wrong with fat chicks?) and without the makeup, she's fucking gorgeous.

But yeah, her persona/personality is repulsive.

alright, she looks good in this picture, but, i think its statistically irrelevant to how she usually looks. no one saw the pictures in the first page?

[V3X]

I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE CREDIT FOR STARTING A JERSEY SHORE THREAD ON PD THAT MADE IT PAST 1 PAGE.
Where do I collect my prize?

[stelz]

I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE CREDIT FOR STARTING A JERSEY SHORE THREAD ON PD THAT MADE IT PAST 1 PAGE.
Where do I collect my prize?

 

[Luna]

Also get this straight women! A fat girl with huge boobs, is firstly a fat girl, and boobs dont trump that.

Its kind of like the equivalent to a biker with big guns but with a huge gut.

Um, is this maybe a cultural joke that doesn't translate well?

in reference to

It's strange when even guys hate a woman with slightly misaligned eyes and huge tits. 

huge tits =/= overall attractive

Not helping yourself.

[Bu☆ns]

cut him some slack-he knows he fucked up