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Re: So... Vegetarians...
« Reply #30 on: September 12, 2012, 08:03:53 pm »
And I'd like to add that it is a DELICIOUS ham sammich.

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Re: So... Vegetarians...
« Reply #31 on: September 12, 2012, 08:06:02 pm »
And I'd like to add that it is a DELICIOUS ham sammich.

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Re: So... Vegetarians...
« Reply #32 on: September 12, 2012, 08:08:52 pm »


Anyway, there are fortunately several other plants out there you can eat, and some of them even provide protein. :)

A muslim friend of mine  issued a fatwa a few years ago, declaring bacon to be a fruit, and therefore halal, so you're absolutely right.

I like this friend of yours.  He seems so much more reasonable than most religious people I know, of ANY religion.

He's a great guy. He goes by the moniker Mad Mullah Hastur, has a bigger beard than me, and is Norway's leading expert on the history of vibrators.

You will bring this man to Tucson.  We need him.

And if you can't afford the trip, no worries.  Everyone dies eventually, and you two are DEFINITELY slated for Tucson.  Weird bastards.

I will bring him in a suit case if I have to.
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Re: So... Vegetarians...
« Reply #33 on: September 12, 2012, 08:09:13 pm »
And I'd like to add that it is a DELICIOUS ham sammich.

Thanks, Napoleon!

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He's in congress.  Get some mayo and a really big knife.
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Re: So... Vegetarians...
« Reply #34 on: September 12, 2012, 08:09:53 pm »


Anyway, there are fortunately several other plants out there you can eat, and some of them even provide protein. :)

A muslim friend of mine  issued a fatwa a few years ago, declaring bacon to be a fruit, and therefore halal, so you're absolutely right.

I like this friend of yours.  He seems so much more reasonable than most religious people I know, of ANY religion.

He's a great guy. He goes by the moniker Mad Mullah Hastur, has a bigger beard than me, and is Norway's leading expert on the history of vibrators.

You will bring this man to Tucson.  We need him.

And if you can't afford the trip, no worries.  Everyone dies eventually, and you two are DEFINITELY slated for Tucson.  Weird bastards.

I will bring him in a suit case if I have to.

Two words:  AIR HOLES.

Our dumpsters are already full.
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Re: So... Vegetarians...
« Reply #35 on: September 12, 2012, 08:41:55 pm »
And I'd like to add that it is a DELICIOUS ham sammich.

Thanks, Napoleon!

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Re: So... Vegetarians...
« Reply #37 on: September 12, 2012, 10:47:05 pm »
...no?
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Re: So... Vegetarians...
« Reply #39 on: September 12, 2012, 11:17:31 pm »
It's also not cannibalism, unless you eat people anyway.

Of course, this raises an important question: which is more wrong?  Eating your own poop-steak, or someone elses?

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Re: So... Vegetarians...
« Reply #40 on: September 12, 2012, 11:17:44 pm »
Ultimately everything is recycled poop. Bears shit on the ground grass ets the shit as do flies and microbes. Cows eat grass frogs eat flies. People eat cows frenchmen eat frogs and so on.
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Re: So... Vegetarians...
« Reply #41 on: September 13, 2012, 12:26:07 am »
Ultimately everything is recycled poop. Bears shit on the ground grass ets the shit as do flies and microbes. Cows eat grass frogs eat flies. People eat cows frenchmen eat frogs and so on.

Hint: google "Japan poop steak"
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Re: So... Vegetarians...
« Reply #42 on: September 13, 2012, 12:27:18 am »
Ultimately everything is recycled poop. Bears shit on the ground grass ets the shit as do flies and microbes. Cows eat grass frogs eat flies. People eat cows frenchmen eat frogs and so on.

Hint: google "Japan poop steak"

I know. That's what I was responding to. :)
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Re: So... Vegetarians...
« Reply #43 on: September 13, 2012, 02:19:12 am »
And I'd like to add that it is a DELICIOUS ham sammich.

Thanks, Napoleon!

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The uniform?

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Re: So... Vegetarians...
« Reply #44 on: September 13, 2012, 02:35:15 am »
And I'd like to add that it is a DELICIOUS ham sammich.

Thanks, Napoleon!

Q:  If a pig walks on two legs... how do we tell him from everyone else?

The uniform?

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Your fucking police carry ASSAULT RIFLES?

Why not? Makes it a whole lot more fair going up against unarmed soccer hooligans.
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