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Re: Fuck you, my mom died from improper arguing!
« Reply #45 on: September 15, 2012, 07:29:19 pm »
Oh.

As I said. Dumb as a hollowed out loaf of bread.
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Re: Fuck you, my mom died from improper arguing!
« Reply #46 on: September 15, 2012, 07:44:11 pm »
Oh.

As I said. Dumb as a hollowed out loaf of bread.

Now that's an expression!
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Re: Fuck you, my mom died from improper arguing!
« Reply #47 on: September 15, 2012, 08:35:47 pm »
Oh.

As I said. Dumb as a hollowed out loaf of bread.

Now that's an expression!

Couldn't pour piss out of a boot with the instructions printed on the side upside down.
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Re: Fuck you, my mom died from improper arguing!
« Reply #48 on: September 15, 2012, 08:43:56 pm »
Oh.

As I said. Dumb as a hollowed out loaf of bread.

Now that's an expression!

Couldn't pour piss out of a boot with the instructions printed on the side upside down.

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Re: Fuck you, my mom died from improper arguing!
« Reply #49 on: September 16, 2012, 03:05:45 am »
Actually.... I'm in the process of going through that thread again. Must crash, but will finish tomorrow. Preliminary reports indicate that he is NOT dumb. He's reaching for perspective and found this place. The poor bastard. 

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Re: Fuck you, my mom died from improper arguing!
« Reply #50 on: September 16, 2012, 04:40:10 am »
"Our common enemy has long since won."

Not quite the person to assert that logic will overcome adversity, isn't it?

Congruency isn't one of my strong points.
It would be a mistake to think that I actually agree with my current self, much less my 2-years-ago self.

Why wouldn't you agree with yourself?

Just not so simple as to presume that I understand my own thinking.  /shrug
Besides, this isn't meant to be an introduction thread and I have no intention of hijacking it.

Quite sorry that it seems to have derailed so.

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Re: Fuck you, my mom died from improper arguing!
« Reply #51 on: September 16, 2012, 05:09:10 am »


Just not so simple as to presume that I understand my own thinking.  /shrug


There's a word for that, you know.
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Re: Fuck you, my mom died from improper arguing!
« Reply #52 on: September 16, 2012, 05:47:40 am »


Just not so simple as to presume that I understand my own thinking.  /shrug


There's a word for that, you know.

Yeah, "enlightenment." I mean, if you preemptively declare yourself "possibly wrong," then it doesn't how much bullshit comes out in the next breath. It's GENIUS.

Of course, it also means if you say something smart, it's only by accident.
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Re: Fuck you, my mom died from improper arguing!
« Reply #53 on: September 16, 2012, 11:00:57 am »
I prefer to think of it as immaturity.

But as long as I'm gazing at my navel I don't have my head up my ass...

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Re: Fuck you, my mom died from improper arguing!
« Reply #54 on: September 16, 2012, 05:51:41 pm »
He's reaching for perspective and found this place. The poor bastard.

My god, that's a terrifying thought. Like reaching for a life preserver, and finding a six foot tall penis with rows and rows of razor sharp teeth on its tentacles.

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Re: Fuck you, my mom died from improper arguing!
« Reply #55 on: September 16, 2012, 06:46:06 pm »
He's reaching for perspective and found this place. The poor bastard.

My god, that's a terrifying thought. Like reaching for a life preserver, and finding a six foot tall penis with rows and rows of razor sharp teeth on its tentacles.

God, I'm so glad my penis has no teeth on its tentacles.
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Re: Fuck you, my mom died from improper arguing!
« Reply #56 on: September 16, 2012, 07:52:05 pm »
He's reaching for perspective and found this place. The poor bastard.

My god, that's a terrifying thought. Like reaching for a life preserver, and finding a six foot tall penis with rows and rows of razor sharp teeth on its tentacles.

God, I'm so glad my penis has no teeth on its tentacles.

 :lulz::lulz:

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Re: Fuck you, my mom died from improper arguing!
« Reply #57 on: September 17, 2012, 11:57:46 am »
He's reaching for perspective and found this place. The poor bastard.

My god, that's a terrifying thought. Like reaching for a life preserver, and finding a six foot tall penis with rows and rows of razor sharp teeth on its tentacles.

Stay out of my dreams, you fuck! :argh!:
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Re: Fuck you, my mom died from improper arguing!
« Reply #58 on: October 03, 2012, 08:03:42 pm »
He's reaching for perspective and found this place. The poor bastard.

My god, that's a terrifying thought. Like reaching for a life preserver, and finding a six foot tall penis with rows and rows of razor sharp teeth on its tentacles.

Stay out of my dreams, you fuck! :argh!:

Can someone please newsfeed this!
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Re: Fuck you, my mom died from improper arguing!
« Reply #59 on: October 03, 2012, 08:45:15 pm »
He's reaching for perspective and found this place. The poor bastard.

My god, that's a terrifying thought. Like reaching for a life preserver, and finding a six foot tall penis with rows and rows of razor sharp teeth on its tentacles.

Stay out of my dreams, you fuck! :argh!:

Can someone please newsfeed this!

I think I am going to have to stat this up and unleash one on the party next time I run a game of DnD.
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