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Re: Fuck you, my mom died from improper arguing!
« Reply #60 on: October 04, 2012, 04:36:59 pm »
He's reaching for perspective and found this place. The poor bastard.

My god, that's a terrifying thought. Like reaching for a life preserver, and finding a six foot tall penis with rows and rows of razor sharp teeth on its tentacles.

Stay out of my dreams, you fuck! :argh!:

But get into my car?
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Re: Fuck you, my mom died from improper arguing!
« Reply #61 on: October 04, 2012, 06:18:46 pm »
He's reaching for perspective and found this place. The poor bastard.

My god, that's a terrifying thought. Like reaching for a life preserver, and finding a six foot tall penis with rows and rows of razor sharp teeth on its tentacles.

Stay out of my dreams, you fuck! :argh!:

But get into my car?

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Re: Fuck you, my mom died from improper arguing!
« Reply #62 on: October 04, 2012, 06:54:39 pm »
He's reaching for perspective and found this place. The poor bastard.

My god, that's a terrifying thought. Like reaching for a life preserver, and finding a six foot tall penis with rows and rows of razor sharp teeth on its tentacles.

Stay out of my dreams, you fuck! :argh!:

But get into my car?

I am entirely composed of tiny particles of throbbing hatred  :argh!:
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Re: Fuck you, my mom died from improper arguing!
« Reply #63 on: October 04, 2012, 08:39:54 pm »
He's reaching for perspective and found this place. The poor bastard.

My god, that's a terrifying thought. Like reaching for a life preserver, and finding a six foot tall penis with rows and rows of razor sharp teeth on its tentacles.

Stay out of my dreams, you fuck! :argh!:

But get into my car?

I am entirely composed of tiny particles of throbbing hatred  :argh!:

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Re: Fuck you, my mom died from improper arguing!
« Reply #64 on: October 04, 2012, 08:43:35 pm »
He's reaching for perspective and found this place. The poor bastard.

My god, that's a terrifying thought. Like reaching for a life preserver, and finding a six foot tall penis with rows and rows of razor sharp teeth on its tentacles.

Stay out of my dreams, you fuck! :argh!:

But get into my car?

I am entirely composed of tiny particles of throbbing hatred  :argh!:

Ah, the BadBeast particle.  I heard when they tried smashing them together in the LHC they was an earshattering yell calling them all numb cunts.
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Re: Fuck you, my mom died from improper arguing!
« Reply #65 on: October 04, 2012, 09:16:43 pm »
He's reaching for perspective and found this place. The poor bastard.

My god, that's a terrifying thought. Like reaching for a life preserver, and finding a six foot tall penis with rows and rows of razor sharp teeth on its tentacles.

Stay out of my dreams, you fuck! :argh!:

But get into my car?

I am entirely composed of tiny particles of throbbing hatred  :argh!:

Ah, the BadBeast particle.  I heard when they tried smashing them together in the LHC they was an earshattering yell calling them all numb cunts.

Well, that's what they get for colliding hardons.
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Re: Fuck you, my mom died from improper arguing!
« Reply #66 on: October 04, 2012, 09:17:41 pm »
And I have to say, I miss Badbeast.  He was one of my favorite posters.  It's a damn shame he felt he had to decide between us and that weird lady in Australia.
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Re: Fuck you, my mom died from improper arguing!
« Reply #67 on: October 04, 2012, 09:26:01 pm »
Agreed.  He was a proper sort.  My favorite BadBeast moments were when he was completely incomprehensible.   :lol:
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« Reply #68 on: October 04, 2012, 09:27:46 pm »
Agreed.  He was a proper sort.  My favorite BadBeast moments were when he was completely incomprehensible.   :lol:

My favorite moments where when you got him ranting about Maggie Thatcher.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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"If you can keep your head while everyone around you is losing theirs, you are probably missing some important data."
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" I just called the Nobel Prize committee and was shocked to learn there is no Nobel Prize for boobs. Which makes me wonder why they even bother."
- TGRR, losing the plot

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Re: Fuck you, my mom died from improper arguing!
« Reply #69 on: October 04, 2012, 09:29:11 pm »
Agreed.  He was a proper sort.  My favorite BadBeast moments were when he was completely incomprehensible.   :lol:

My favorite moments where when you got him ranting about Maggie Thatcher.

Isn't that what I said?   :?
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« Reply #70 on: October 04, 2012, 09:30:35 pm »
Agreed.  He was a proper sort.  My favorite BadBeast moments were when he was completely incomprehensible.   :lol:

My favorite moments where when you got him ranting about Maggie Thatcher.

Isn't that what I said?   :?

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"She's spent the last 10 years sitting on the third floor of her Lincolnshire manor, throwing poison darts at people in the street."

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- TGRR, losing the plot

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Re: Fuck you, my mom died from improper arguing!
« Reply #71 on: October 04, 2012, 09:33:31 pm »
It occurs to me that he never got a proper PD burial.   :evil:
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« Reply #72 on: October 04, 2012, 09:34:17 pm »
It occurs to me that he never got a proper PD burial.   :evil:

Yeah, he's here all the time, but he never posts, so maybe you or I should write his eulogy?

Or we could make a contest out of it.
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"If you can keep your head while everyone around you is losing theirs, you are probably missing some important data."
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Re: Fuck you, my mom died from improper arguing!
« Reply #73 on: October 04, 2012, 10:09:49 pm »
It occurs to me that he never got a proper PD burial.   :evil:

Yeah, he's here all the time, but he never posts, so maybe you or I should write his eulogy?

Or we could make a contest out of it.

Done.
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Re: Fuck you, my mom died from improper arguing!
« Reply #74 on: October 04, 2012, 10:10:38 pm »
It occurs to me that he never got a proper PD burial.   :evil:

Yeah, he's here all the time, but he never posts, so maybe you or I should write his eulogy?

Or we could make a contest out of it.

Done.

I'm on it.  I'll post tomorrow morning.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"If you can keep your head while everyone around you is losing theirs, you are probably missing some important data."
- Drake Dwornik (paraphrased)

" I just called the Nobel Prize committee and was shocked to learn there is no Nobel Prize for boobs. Which makes me wonder why they even bother."
- TGRR, losing the plot