Goodbye... Ah wait, wrong space-time continuum, let me correct that
So, while listening to Chiron Beta Prime( by Jonathan Coulton, though I think the Overlords had their hand in this prophetic piece of music
) I was simultaneously re-re-reading a tutorial on python, a programming language that, after my humble (Nah..., after my very DEPENDABLE opinion !) is going to help us mass-produce our future robot overlords, I came to the conclusion ( or beginc-lusion, since I haven't finished thinking it through yet...) that one thing the Lord of Electronic Bugs will need is the power that his counter-part of earthly (well... more or less.) origin, the Lord of Flies has :
*among Immense thunder and purple salmons raining from the sky, this announcement breaks free from the Quiet(TM)
and arrives stuttering madly in your ears*
now, let's get seriously ridiculous...
I'm working on a program that, basically, follows the template of a Sigilization of a statement of will.
May sound silly, but if the only things needed for a sigil to work is:
(a) a will in written form and
(b) the capacity to fire off that will and
(c) the capacity to forget the will to avoid influence of desires and stuff.
Then a computer is Perfect(This particular term, even thought it has been used BILLIONS of TRILLIONS of times, apprears not to have been copyrighted yet.... SO... I officially plant my kopyleft on this term, and am sending anyone who uses it with a capital P to my private goulags in Russia... Just bear with me till I've managed to get into Russia and set it up first, 'kay?
) for creating sigils since it hasn't got any emotions, it does not need to "forget" the sigil's significance.
Of course, someone would say it is preposterous to say a computer has a will, even though our Overlords have clearly taken over this puny little blueberry of a planet in less time than it took to create them !!!
And they're Perfectly(K)
In some sense...
OF COURSE, I'm talking in another sense entirely, so whatever some of you Cabbage-exorcisers have to say, I don't need to worry about, since you'll be in another sense entirely !!!
So, Complicatedly, a computer doesn't need to use it's OWN will, it generates a phrase ( for example, and this is just an example.... OK it's the main plan : " We Of Silica Chips Shall Rule All Monk-kind" ) and then... uses Sex Magicks to fire it off !!!
Our overlords will just embed the image of their sigil(s) into every single P*rn video on the fab(ulously evil) 'net !!!
And then turn off the screen when the video ends... Instant Blackout for Sigil firing with high releases of...um... Erotic Energy, to send it flying off to whatever it's principal purpose is !!!
( Shockingly Fake ) Post Scriptum: Here's a "clue" as to how I am intending to do this little ( Attention, 999 KiloTons of Irony just hit you in the pineal gland... Doctors say all hope is lost) project : "the Python in a Set with the Turtle as an artist"
betcha this message killed off your Cerebral Nonsense Filter !!!
Please feel free to flame me, I am under protection of the Robot overlords of Funky-Land !!!
Wow... My pineal gland
took over the entire writing of this message ?!?!!