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Conspiring with our Robot Overlords...
« on: September 14, 2012, 05:22:19 am »
Goodbye... Ah wait, wrong space-time continuum, let me correct that

Good(afternoon/day/night/summer/teatime/breakfast/fnords)

So, while listening to Chiron Beta Prime( by Jonathan Coulton, though I think the Overlords had their hand in this prophetic piece of music  8) ) I was simultaneously re-re-reading a tutorial on python, a programming language that, after my humble (Nah..., after my very DEPENDABLE opinion !) is going to help us mass-produce our future robot overlords, I came to the conclusion ( or beginc-lusion, since I haven't finished thinking it through yet...) that one thing the Lord of Electronic Bugs will need is the power that his counter-part of earthly (well... more or less.) origin, the Lord of Flies has :

*among Immense thunder and purple salmons raining from the sky, this announcement breaks free from the Quiet(TM) and arrives stuttering madly in your ears*

MAGIC...

now, let's get seriously ridiculous...

 I'm working on a program that, basically, follows the template of a Sigilization of a statement of will.

May sound silly, but if the only things needed for a sigil to work is:
  (a) a will in written form and
  (b) the capacity to fire off that will and
  (c) the capacity to forget the will to avoid influence of desires and stuff.

Then a computer is Perfect(This particular term, even thought it has been used BILLIONS of TRILLIONS of times, apprears not to have been copyrighted yet.... SO... I officially plant my kopyleft on this term, and am sending anyone who uses it with a capital P to my private goulags in Russia... Just bear with me till I've managed to get into Russia and set it up first, 'kay? :lulz:) for creating sigils since it hasn't got any emotions, it does not need to "forget" the sigil's significance.

Of course, someone would say it is preposterous to say a computer has a will, even though our Overlords have clearly taken over this puny little blueberry of a planet in less time than it took to create them !!!

And they're Perfectly(K) right !!!

In some sense...

OF COURSE, I'm talking in another sense entirely, so whatever some of you Cabbage-exorcisers have to say, I don't need to worry about, since you'll be in another sense entirely !!!

So, Complicatedly, a computer doesn't need to use it's OWN will, it generates a phrase ( for example, and this is just an example.... OK it's the main plan : " We Of Silica Chips Shall Rule All Monk-kind" ) and then... uses Sex Magicks to fire it off !!!

Our overlords will just embed the image of their sigil(s) into every single P*rn video on the fab(ulously evil) 'net !!!

And then turn off the screen when the video ends... Instant Blackout for Sigil firing with high releases of...um... Erotic Energy, to send it flying off to whatever it's principal purpose is !!!  :fap:



( Shockingly Fake ) Post Scriptum: Here's a "clue" as to how I am intending to do this little ( Attention, 999 KiloTons of Irony just hit you in the pineal gland... Doctors say all hope is lost) project : "the Python in a Set with the Turtle as an artist"

betcha this message killed off your Cerebral Nonsense Filter !!!


Please feel free to flame me, I am under protection of the Robot overlords of Funky-Land !!!

 :? Wow... My pineal gland :fnord: took over the entire writing of this message ?!?!!  :?
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Re: Conspiring with our Robot Overlords...
« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2012, 05:25:23 am »
I'm currently toasting the recently deceased.

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Re: Conspiring with our Robot Overlords...
« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2012, 05:29:03 am »
I'm currently toasting the recently deceased.

Can someone in Europe or Australia gist this for me?

computers are mahdgjuicqkal, because you can put hidden messages in porn videos.
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« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2012, 06:06:08 am »
I'm currently toasting the recently deceased.

Can someone in Europe or Australia gist this for me?

computers are mahdgjuicqkal, because you can put hidden messages in porn videos.

Oh.

Glad I gave up then.

On a funnier note, I've officially declared my temporary reality grid as syncretic Discordian Irish Pagan Catholicism on Facebook. That makes it really really real.

What will be even funnier is when I'm a Discordian Irish Pagan Muslim.

I'll probably do that for exactly 24 hours after I read the whole Qu'ran because I like booze. I also like bacon.

Gratias tibi, Frater Vex

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Re: Conspiring with our Robot Overlords...
« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2012, 06:16:03 am »
I just realized that I now have to recognize the infallibility of the Pope. I's got two Popes. Benedict Exveeeye and me.

I'm infallible too.

Cool.

Abortions and promiscuous gay sex for everyone!

So sayeth the LORD.

Can I absolve myself?

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Also, requiscas in pace, Iohannes Lydon, pater amici fratrisque mei. Salute! Vale! In Nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritu Sancti. 17 trillion years of plenary indulgences on me.
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Re: Conspiring with our Robot Overlords...
« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2012, 06:17:19 am »
Sometimes I wish I had been raised Catholic and bothered to learn Latin.
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« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2012, 06:27:01 am »
Sometimes I wish I had been raised Catholic and bothered to learn Latin.

My fingers have been slipring like a motherficker, so, don't take my LAtin as accurate.

But, I was always raised with native language Mass, except that one time on St. Patricks Day where my American grnamother thought it wise to take me and my approximate age cousin (twelvish) to an all Irish language Mass.

Don't ask me how we knew pub songs at that time.

Also, note that the Catholic Church cant speak Latin for shit. they pronounce it all Italian like which is wrong.

A couple of pretty famous phrases with proper pronunciation
Non serviam (I will not serve, loosely) NOHN ser-WEE-ahm.
Agricola in villa est (The farmer is in the farmhouse, the first sentence everyone learns) uh-grik-OH-luh in WEEL-luh EST
Semper ubi sub-ubi (Always where under-where, or really stupid pun) SAYM-payr OO-bee suh-BOOBY
Semper Fi (is fucking wrong. Stupid Jarheads. It's semper fidelis) SAYM-payr FEE-deh-liss
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« Reply #7 on: September 14, 2012, 06:29:52 am »
My education is Latin has nothing to do with Catholicism.

It has everyting to do with me going to Boston Latin Academy, where Latin was compulsory from 7th to 11th grade. I got kept back, so I took 6 years of it, which is why Latin is actually my second language.

Try as I might with the others, it is way easier for me to remember Latin, even now.
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« Reply #8 on: September 14, 2012, 06:43:54 am »
Also, the only benefit to having been raised Catholic is that you know how to wield guilt (Villager was also raised Catholic. St. Ciaran pray for our children when you curse us with them). The only thing to admire about Catholicism is the customs. If you could completely divorce the dogma and the hierarchy from it, it would be a halfway decent religion.

While I recognize that I have to suspend disbelief and acknowledge Jesus as my Lord and Savior for the purpose of this phase of spiritual exploration, I didn't vote for the guy.

Last time I checked this was a planet that at least pretended to be democratic. Can we not vote for our god?

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« Reply #9 on: September 14, 2012, 06:50:54 am »
Also, the only benefit to having been raised Catholic is that you know how to wield guilt (Villager was also raised Catholic. St. Ciaran pray for our children when you curse us with them). The only thing to admire about Catholicism is the customs. If you could completely divorce the dogma and the hierarchy from it, it would be a halfway decent religion.

While I recognize that I have to suspend disbelief and acknowledge Jesus as my Lord and Savior for the purpose of this phase of spiritual exploration, I didn't vote for the guy.

Last time I checked this was a planet that at least pretended to be democratic. Can we not vote for our god?

Twid,
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And suddenly I have an idea for a tabletop campaign in which the gods are elected.
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« Reply #10 on: September 14, 2012, 06:59:15 am »
Also, the only benefit to having been raised Catholic is that you know how to wield guilt (Villager was also raised Catholic. St. Ciaran pray for our children when you curse us with them). The only thing to admire about Catholicism is the customs. If you could completely divorce the dogma and the hierarchy from it, it would be a halfway decent religion.

While I recognize that I have to suspend disbelief and acknowledge Jesus as my Lord and Savior for the purpose of this phase of spiritual exploration, I didn't vote for the guy.

Last time I checked this was a planet that at least pretended to be democratic. Can we not vote for our god?

Twid,
Out of Christian character, totally in Discordian character

And suddenly I have an idea for a tabletop campaign in which the gods are elected.

Part of the reason I've reconverted is to understand Christianity and to argue that the religion is entirely incompatible with democracy. These fucking republicans and their god all up in my government. Fuck those guys. Thy're all about democracy up until it comes to the divine. Say what you will about the Irish gods and their seeming ability to die at the hands of a sword, but at least the Ard Ri of the Tuatha De Danann was an elected position.
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« Reply #11 on: September 14, 2012, 07:01:54 am »
Breaking character.

Ave Maria, Mater Dei, ora pro nobis peccatoribus and all that rot.
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« Reply #12 on: September 14, 2012, 07:27:15 am »
*insert name of your elected god here* DAMN ME, I so didn't expect the subject of Masses and Latiin to come up... *looks behind himself, in case the spanish inquisition heard him. Relieved, he(whoever he is...) continues to type on the keyboard *

At least the idea pleased one person, and seemed so weird to all the others they changed the topic...

Whenever you complete that campaign, I'd love to hear how people reacted... sounds FUN ( as in Dwarf Fortress FUN... if you know it, you'll recognize the joke... if not, well... SELL YOUR SOUL TO GOOGLE !!!)

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« Reply #13 on: September 14, 2012, 07:37:57 am »
*insert name of your elected god here* DAMN ME, I so didn't expect the subject of Masses and Latiin to come up... *looks behind himself, in case the spanish inquisition heard him. Relieved, he(whoever he is...) continues to type on the keyboard *
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At least the idea pleased one person, and seemed so weird to all the others they changed the topic...

What idea? In two to three sentences, that is.

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Whenever you complete that campaign, I'd love to hear how people reacted... sounds FUN ( as in Dwarf Fortress FUN... if you know it, you'll recognize the joke... if not, well... SELL YOUR SOUL TO GOOGLE !!!)

What are you on about?


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« Reply #14 on: September 14, 2012, 07:50:57 am »
DAMN ME

Also, ok.
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