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Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« on: October 04, 2012, 03:31:11 pm »
I hate being late. Hate hate hate hate it.

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« Reply #1 on: October 04, 2012, 05:12:28 pm »
Late how? Late in that special way? In which case, agreed 100%. I also hate being late the non-pregnancy-threatening way though.

Unrelated: yesterday I actually had an argument with a classmate, who was unfortunately on my team for a project, about whether it was possible to design an ethical version of John Money's experiment that attempted to confirm his theory of gender neutrality. He was convinced that an ethical experiment was possible.

Yep. These people exist.

Also this guy seemed to have missed the definition of "experiment" despite the professor having JUST gone over it minutes before. In detail.

I really hate my classmates right now. My math team SUCKS ASS. Seriously. Not because they're bad at math, but because they're bad at teamwork.
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Re: Re: Beautiful Cock Forum Customer Service Thread
« Reply #2 on: October 04, 2012, 05:15:32 pm »
Late in the "I'm hella late to class because other people are incapable of being on fucking TIME" way.

And that sucks, Nigel. D:
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Re: Re: Beautiful Cock Forum Customer Service Thread
« Reply #3 on: October 04, 2012, 05:27:56 pm »
So, I got narrowly missed by a collapsing part of the tower we're working on, after a solid night of dreams concerning a very small Jeff (the psycho I fired a few weeks back, who has sworn revenge, bought a gun, and disappeared) biting at my ankles while I try to fix the air conditioner.

I've been late with damn near EVERYTHING, because my boss doesn't seem to think that there's any limit to what can be assigned to one person...So I just gave up and do shit when I feel like it.  My crew approves, as they're feeling a little overworked, too.  We're a jolly bunch, but don't leave us alone with your kids or old folks.  Neither come out all that well after we work a bit of our mojo on 'em when you're not looking.  Well, a few come out BETTER, but that's not how you bet.

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Re: Re: Beautiful Cock Forum Customer Service Thread
« Reply #4 on: October 04, 2012, 05:54:29 pm »
I am attempting to teach myself crochet. I have been trying to make a decent foundation chain since 1pm. It's 6pm and they have all been too tight or too loose.

I am pissed off because I never met a craft that I couldn't master the basics of within a few hours. :(

The blanket I want to make is not going to be an easy project.
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« Reply #5 on: October 04, 2012, 05:56:24 pm »
Holy shit. Let's not make the part of life that JUST happened happen again. Sleep. sleep forever. No wait, tat sleep will be interrupted by nightmares and pizza cravings, like the REAL life.
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Re: Re: Beautiful Cock Forum Customer Service Thread
« Reply #6 on: October 04, 2012, 06:02:56 pm »
Quote from: Pixie on October 04, 2012, 05:54:29 pm
I am attempting to teach myself crochet. I have been trying to make a decent foundation chain since 1pm. It's 6pm and they have all been too tight or too loose.

I am pissed off because I never met a craft that I couldn't master the basics of within a few hours. :(

The blanket I want to make is not going to be an easy project.

P3nTGF is a few pages ahead of you. She's made a scarf. Says it gets easier. I've been promised a beanie with a skull on it. Not expecting it anytime soon.
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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #7 on: October 04, 2012, 06:07:22 pm »
Sleep apnea confirmed for me.

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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #8 on: October 04, 2012, 06:07:58 pm »
P3nt, we know all about the "scarf".

You perverts are so twisted, herd animals go very quiet when you approach.  They know.  THEY KNOW.

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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #9 on: October 04, 2012, 06:10:54 pm »
They don't fucking know. How could they know? The ones who have been through it either suppress the memory or chew their own heads off in despair. They're acting like that because they suspect something but none of them suspect THAT!
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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #10 on: October 04, 2012, 06:12:12 pm »
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on October 04, 2012, 06:10:54 pm
They don't fucking know. How could they know? The ones who have been through it either suppress the memory or chew their own heads off in despair. They're acting like that because they suspect something but none of them suspect THAT!

They know for the same reason that bears know to stand totally still when Nigel walks by.  They don't know what it is EXACTLY that she does, but they know it's BAD.
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McDonalds, if you think about it, is the PERFECT example of life/lifestyles in the late 20th/early 21st century. Pink slime shaped like chicken nuggets, giant lawsuit-happy corporations suing people for using the prefix "Mc" no matter what the circumstances, marketing aimed at small children (Ronald, etc) to form life-long associations with the product, and the abysmally-effective "I'M LOVING IT" marketing ploy aimed at maintaining that association into the person's adult life...With the advertisement showing skinny, attractive people while in reality the AVERAGE customer is 45 pounds overweight.

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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #11 on: October 04, 2012, 06:17:19 pm »
I'd like to post some woe.

My guts are AFLAME.  Seriously, I just ripped one that made every dog in the city start gnawing at their own flesh.
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McDonalds, if you think about it, is the PERFECT example of life/lifestyles in the late 20th/early 21st century. Pink slime shaped like chicken nuggets, giant lawsuit-happy corporations suing people for using the prefix "Mc" no matter what the circumstances, marketing aimed at small children (Ronald, etc) to form life-long associations with the product, and the abysmally-effective "I'M LOVING IT" marketing ploy aimed at maintaining that association into the person's adult life...With the advertisement showing skinny, attractive people while in reality the AVERAGE customer is 45 pounds overweight.

All style, no substance almost-food sold to brainwashed masses. It's AMERICA™, in a white paper bag.

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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #12 on: October 04, 2012, 06:24:43 pm »
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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #13 on: October 04, 2012, 06:25:25 pm »
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 04, 2012, 06:17:19 pm
I'd like to post some woe.

My guts are AFLAME.  Seriously, I just ripped one that made every dog in the city start gnawing at their own flesh.

this I have been doing all week and is recently subsiding thank Eris. I think the lack of Dark Berry Mountain Dew and the withdrawals that come from it took their toll, or simply the fact I broke a caffeine addiction due to poorness and the headaches and gut pains that ensued are NOT worth it.
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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #14 on: October 04, 2012, 06:25:38 pm »
Wait.  I wanted to post WOE, not "just another day in Roger's pance".
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McDonalds, if you think about it, is the PERFECT example of life/lifestyles in the late 20th/early 21st century. Pink slime shaped like chicken nuggets, giant lawsuit-happy corporations suing people for using the prefix "Mc" no matter what the circumstances, marketing aimed at small children (Ronald, etc) to form life-long associations with the product, and the abysmally-effective "I'M LOVING IT" marketing ploy aimed at maintaining that association into the person's adult life...With the advertisement showing skinny, attractive people while in reality the AVERAGE customer is 45 pounds overweight.

All style, no substance almost-food sold to brainwashed masses. It's AMERICA™, in a white paper bag.
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