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OH MY FUCKING GOD
« on: May 25, 2013, 06:18:19 am »
"THUS SPAKE THE DESERT PROPHET ROGER, HIS EYES AGLAZE, HIS BALLS AFIRE, HIS HAIR RECEEDED DUE TO YOUR INABILITY TO SHUT UP"
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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD
« Reply #2 on: May 25, 2013, 06:35:44 am »
I feel so much better about the world, now.
"THUS SPAKE THE DESERT PROPHET ROGER, HIS EYES AGLAZE, HIS BALLS AFIRE, HIS HAIR RECEEDED DUE TO YOUR INABILITY TO SHUT UP"
- Junkenstien

"Locals and authorities are quick to act on suspicions that wartime arms may be lurking in their midst. Even police were convinced by one elderly German who reported finding an old bomb in his backyard, only for bomb clearance staff to conclude that the item was, in fact, a zucchini."
- Newsweek, 8/9/18

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Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD
« Reply #3 on: May 25, 2013, 06:44:00 am »
Yes.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD
« Reply #4 on: May 25, 2013, 06:48:27 am »
FUCKING WHAT?  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
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Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD
« Reply #5 on: May 25, 2013, 09:24:27 am »
Glorious! :lulz:
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Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD
« Reply #6 on: May 25, 2013, 11:55:51 am »
It is as wonderful as it is horrible   :lulz:
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Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD
« Reply #7 on: May 25, 2013, 02:34:01 pm »
Needs to be on TEEVEE.  :lulz:
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Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD
« Reply #9 on: May 25, 2013, 07:25:22 pm »
I do not know what I just saw but I feel like eating fried chicken and killing space bugs with oversized guns.

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Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD
« Reply #10 on: May 26, 2013, 07:05:00 pm »
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
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Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD
« Reply #11 on: May 26, 2013, 10:55:43 pm »
Colonel Cthulu...

Sweet goddess that's fucking weird! :eek: :lulz:

Just watched it again.

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