Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I've decided, after much agonizing, that I am going to say fuck it to my timeline and just take all the classes I'm interested in at the community college. Most of them will apply to my BS just fine, and this way I don't have to miss out on interesting classes just to meet an artificial deadline.

I feel less stressed now.

Good.  Life's an experience, not a destination.

Damn.  I should write those little pseudo-profound plaques that people hang in their kitchens.

 

"...And when I looked back, there was only one set of footprints.  And I asked Jesus "Why did you abandon me?", and he said, "You need to shower more often."

"A Tidy Kitchen is an Easy Place to Get Rid of the Evidence."

"Home is Where the Beatings Are."

I don't understand why you don't take up needlepoint. You could make a fortune.

HEAR THAT, PEOPLE?

GIVE ROGER NEEDLES!

[M. Nigel Salt]

Not sure. Wikipedia wasnt clear on that point. But malignancy occurence is at .05% she did say she would have to get an endoscopy every two years.

That's the occurrence for her high-risk category? Is that annual or lifetime? If it's lifetime, I would say it's really in the category of "something to not bother worrying about" because that's a third of general female population's lifetime risk of, say, ovarian cancer.

Endoscopy every two years will be a PITA, but well worth it for early detection.

Ah, here, I looked it up and that's annual risk, but the good news is that it looks like the high mortality rate is usually due to late detection: http://digestive.niddk.nih.gov/ddiseases/pubs/barretts/

You probably don't need to stress about it too much... more of an inconvenience than anything else.

[M. Nigel Salt]

I've decided, after much agonizing, that I am going to say fuck it to my timeline and just take all the classes I'm interested in at the community college. Most of them will apply to my BS just fine, and this way I don't have to miss out on interesting classes just to meet an artificial deadline.

I feel less stressed now.

Good.  Life's an experience, not a destination.

Damn.  I should write those little pseudo-profound plaques that people hang in their kitchens.

 

"...And when I looked back, there was only one set of footprints.  And I asked Jesus "Why did you abandon me?", and he said, "You need to shower more often."

"A Tidy Kitchen is an Easy Place to Get Rid of the Evidence."

"Home is Where the Beatings Are."

I don't understand why you don't take up needlepoint. You could make a fortune.

HEAR THAT, PEOPLE?

GIVE ROGER NEEDLES!

Hmmmmm

maybe on second thought...

[El Twid]

Yeah im not terribly worried about it now. Just wicked tired. As soon as she lets me know whether she still needs me to come over or not that will determine when i leave work. (tired enough that ill keep working so i dont have to not sit)

[Pixie]

I've decided, after much agonizing, that I am going to say fuck it to my timeline and just take all the classes I'm interested in at the community college. Most of them will apply to my BS just fine, and this way I don't have to miss out on interesting classes just to meet an artificial deadline.

I feel less stressed now.

Good.  Life's an experience, not a destination.

Damn.  I should write those little pseudo-profound plaques that people hang in their kitchens.

 

"...And when I looked back, there was only one set of footprints.  And I asked Jesus "Why did you abandon me?", and he said, "You need to shower more often."

"A Tidy Kitchen is an Easy Place to Get Rid of the Evidence."

"Home is Where the Beatings Are."

I don't understand why you don't take up needlepoint. You could make a fortune.

|I want to do this. I want really offensive or aggressively "don't be a fucking slob!" type messages, done in an incredibly twee or girly aesthetic. Hell if Roger writes em I'll make em.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I've decided, after much agonizing, that I am going to say fuck it to my timeline and just take all the classes I'm interested in at the community college. Most of them will apply to my BS just fine, and this way I don't have to miss out on interesting classes just to meet an artificial deadline.

I feel less stressed now.

Good.  Life's an experience, not a destination.

Damn.  I should write those little pseudo-profound plaques that people hang in their kitchens.

 

"...And when I looked back, there was only one set of footprints.  And I asked Jesus "Why did you abandon me?", and he said, "You need to shower more often."

"A Tidy Kitchen is an Easy Place to Get Rid of the Evidence."

"Home is Where the Beatings Are."

I don't understand why you don't take up needlepoint. You could make a fortune.

|I want to do this. I want really offensive or aggressively "don't be a fucking slob!" type messages, done in an incredibly twee or girly aesthetic. Hell if Roger writes em I'll make em.

DEAL.  If you can sell 'em, keep everything for yourself.  This shit just drops out of my head, there's no effort to it.

[stelz]

I've decided, after much agonizing, that I am going to say fuck it to my timeline and just take all the classes I'm interested in at the community college. Most of them will apply to my BS just fine, and this way I don't have to miss out on interesting classes just to meet an artificial deadline.

I feel less stressed now.

Good.  Life's an experience, not a destination.

Damn.  I should write those little pseudo-profound plaques that people hang in their kitchens.

 

"...And when I looked back, there was only one set of footprints.  And I asked Jesus "Why did you abandon me?", and he said, "You need to shower more often."

"A Tidy Kitchen is an Easy Place to Get Rid of the Evidence."

"Home is Where the Beatings Are."

I don't understand why you don't take up needlepoint. You could make a fortune.

HEAR THAT, PEOPLE?

GIVE ROGER NEEDLES!

Hmmmmm

maybe on second thought...

Mod Podge. What could go wrong?

Not rhetorical. I really want to know how to fuck shit up with Mod Podge. 

[six to the quixotic]

I do not care about my American History class. I feel bad that I don't care.

[six to the quixotic]

Also, math professor broke minds today when asked how to graph the imaginary roots of a parabola on an real 2d coordinate plane.
"I can't graph in 4 dimensions, but it's ok because you don't have 4th dimensional eyes"

[M. Nigel Salt]

I've decided, after much agonizing, that I am going to say fuck it to my timeline and just take all the classes I'm interested in at the community college. Most of them will apply to my BS just fine, and this way I don't have to miss out on interesting classes just to meet an artificial deadline.

I feel less stressed now.

Good.  Life's an experience, not a destination.

Damn.  I should write those little pseudo-profound plaques that people hang in their kitchens.

 

"...And when I looked back, there was only one set of footprints.  And I asked Jesus "Why did you abandon me?", and he said, "You need to shower more often."

"A Tidy Kitchen is an Easy Place to Get Rid of the Evidence."

"Home is Where the Beatings Are."

I don't understand why you don't take up needlepoint. You could make a fortune.

HEAR THAT, PEOPLE?

GIVE ROGER NEEDLES!

Hmmmmm

maybe on second thought...

Mod Podge. What could go wrong?

Not rhetorical. I really want to know how to fuck shit up with Mod Podge. 

I mod podged somebody's entire car once. I am pretty sure they would have fucked me up if they had the chance.

[M. Nigel Salt]

I do not care about my American History class. I feel bad that I don't care.

I know what you mean. That's why I have only taken one history class in my entire life.

[M. Nigel Salt]

Also, math professor broke minds today when asked how to graph the imaginary roots of a parabola on an real 2d coordinate plane.
"I can't graph in 4 dimensions, but it's ok because you don't have 4th dimensional eyes"

I don't know what that means. What math class are you in?

[M. Nigel Salt]

I can smell my wound. I can smell it all the time.

[Eater of Clowns]

I can smell my wound. I can smell it all the time.

 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I can smell my wound. I can smell it all the time.

Course ya can.  It's like shoving a penny up your nose.