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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #1125 on: October 28, 2012, 02:27:42 am »
Oh jesus fuck, ECH. You don't halfway it, do you?  :horrormirth:
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”



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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #1126 on: October 28, 2012, 02:45:31 am »
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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”



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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #1127 on: October 28, 2012, 02:51:47 am »
With the visage of Richard Nixon smiling down on your efforts.

I love it - it's cozy, cheerful, and twisted.  :lol:
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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #1128 on: October 28, 2012, 02:58:08 am »
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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #1129 on: October 28, 2012, 03:07:56 am »
Thanks! I think it will really help me stay on track.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”



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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #1130 on: October 28, 2012, 03:29:29 am »
Nixon staring down at you would help anyone stay on track!
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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #1131 on: October 28, 2012, 04:22:29 am »
Nixon staring down at you would help anyone stay on track!

Now add a picture of J Edgar Hoover to keep Nixon on track. Then add a picture of Mrs Hoover to keep J E on track....

(it's a bit like pointing two mirrors at each other)
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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #1132 on: October 28, 2012, 05:25:51 am »
Oh jesus fuck, ECH. You don't halfway it, do you?  :horrormirth:

I never learned that particular life skill. :sadbanana:
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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #1133 on: October 28, 2012, 05:36:21 am »
Just got back from the ER because LO cut about 3mm off the tip of her ring finger with scissors.

I couldn't find it before we left, but there it was sitting on her bed when we got back. Like a dessicated jellybean.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”



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« Reply #1134 on: October 28, 2012, 05:38:18 am »
I really really hope she inherited my healing ability, because I feel really guilty about not looking harder and sticking it back on before we left. With any luck she'll take after my side and just regrow it.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”



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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #1135 on: October 28, 2012, 05:46:25 am »
I really really hope she inherited my healing ability, because I feel really guilty about not looking harder and sticking it back on before we left. With any luck she'll take after my side and just regrow it.

With any luck, really, she'd just grow two to replace the one the lost.
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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #1136 on: October 28, 2012, 05:46:44 am »
Won first prize for costume at villgers annual halloween party. I was the grim reaper. Won due to staying in character. Prize beer was a thing of la fin du monde.

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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #1137 on: October 28, 2012, 05:47:46 am »
I won last year too. I was lucifer. Gotta top it next year again.
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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #1138 on: October 28, 2012, 05:52:22 am »
I really really hope she inherited my healing ability, because I feel really guilty about not looking harder and sticking it back on before we left. With any luck she'll take after my side and just regrow it.

With any luck, really, she'd just grow two to replace the one the lost.

 :lol:
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”



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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #1139 on: October 28, 2012, 09:46:15 am »
Why am I awake again? This is BULLSHIT.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”



“All that goodness, with a frozen chicken in the middle.”
― Doktor Howl, 2014