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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #1470 on: November 02, 2012, 11:19:18 pm »
 :aaa: :argh!: Unprofessional fucktossers.
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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #1471 on: November 02, 2012, 11:20:24 pm »
I second what Richter said.  That's beyond shitty!
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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #1472 on: November 02, 2012, 11:55:38 pm »
Seriously...

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Contacted the local office of my agency, let them know I'm available.  I'll call the other agency I've talked with Monday.  And, just applied to a place right in downtown Providence that has an opening.

I am mildly amused that the exact car dealership I applied to and interviewed at when I was job hunting last time, who chose to hire someone else, is now advertising the position again.  Guess it didn't work out.
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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #1473 on: November 03, 2012, 12:54:04 am »
Damn. that sucks, Luna.
what a shitty way to tell you.

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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #1474 on: November 03, 2012, 12:58:03 am »
Sorry luna. :(
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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #1475 on: November 03, 2012, 02:58:59 am »
Fuck this shit. Imma be drunk the next couple of months or five.
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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #1476 on: November 03, 2012, 03:18:43 am »
Fuck this shit. Imma be drunk the next couple of months or five.

 :sad: I take it the 2 hour train ride was for naught.
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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #1477 on: November 03, 2012, 03:39:12 am »
Fuck this shit. Imma be drunk the next couple of months or five.

Damn.  I'm sorry, Waffle.  :sad:
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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #1478 on: November 03, 2012, 04:20:34 am »
I don't usually link to my Facebook profile because there's personal info on here and who knows which ones of you are ninjas and/or assassins. But this thread is just too hilarious to not share.

https://www.facebook.com/vexati0n/posts/545382102145942?ref=notif&notif_t=feed_comment
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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #1479 on: November 03, 2012, 07:39:46 am »
I don't usually link to my Facebook profile because there's personal info on here and who knows which ones of you are ninjas and/or assassins. But this thread is just too hilarious to not share.

https://www.facebook.com/vexati0n/posts/545382102145942?ref=notif&notif_t=feed_comment

BRB stealing all your ~personal informations~

But no that thread was fucking hilarious, thanks for sharing!  :lulz: :lulz:
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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #1480 on: November 03, 2012, 08:04:08 am »
Is the guy with the Cheney devil goat a corpse? He looks a little grey. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/27/political-tattoos-photos_n_1707515.html
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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #1481 on: November 03, 2012, 08:10:53 am »
:aaa: :argh!: Unprofessional fucktossers.

This.

Best of luck getting a decent gig.
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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #1482 on: November 03, 2012, 08:15:00 am »
Finally getting the fuck back out of Maine. In 10 hours I'll be on a bus bound for Virginia Beach. By saturday afternoon, I'll be on said beach wiggling my toes in the sand. I'm still pretty bummed out about how everything has gone down in the last month or two, still processing the fact that my life has been completely and utterly turned upside down, but I feel like this might be the kick in the ass I need to get out of the rut that my life had become. And for the first time in over 10 years I find myself without any pressing interpersonal obligations and I'm kinda digging the idea that I get to live for myself for the next little while.

I remember not having any pressing interpersonal obligations. It was awesome. Take advantage of it, because you know you're just going to get all entangled again...
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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #1483 on: November 03, 2012, 08:17:40 am »
So I'm probably not going to be coming back ever again. I just didn't want to be a dick and not say goodbye

:( Sorry to see you go Burns.

And because I'm an asshole:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WA4iX5D9Z64
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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #1484 on: November 03, 2012, 08:19:14 am »
I forgot how angry shopping IRL makes me.

:lulz:

Also, where the fuck is the high five smiley?
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