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Lenin McCarthy

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Kafka Hotel
« on: October 09, 2012, 01:46:03 am »
"When I woke up the first morning, I discovered that my husband had been turned into a giant insect. I will certainly not recommend this hotel to any of my friends!"
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Commander Vimes didn’t like the phrase “The innocent have nothing to fear”, believing the innocent had everything to fear, mostly from the guilty but in the longer term even more from those who say things like “The innocent have nothing to fear”.

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Re: Kafka Hotel
« Reply #1 on: October 09, 2012, 02:13:57 am »
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High Speed Proctoscope Pilot of Your Near and Painful Future.

“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
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Re: Kafka Hotel
« Reply #2 on: October 12, 2012, 12:31:07 pm »
Was deleyed leaving here due to disagreement over an unpaid amount the hotel bill. Was not able to obtain information on the amount or what it was from, was informed that it could be payed using the appropriate form, but was not able to find appropriate form. Hotel manager then spent two hours telling tangentally related story. Would not reccomend.
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If sheep entrails could in any way be related to the weather, i.e. sheep trails only originate where it rains, then you could use it as an accurate model for discerning what the weathers going to be like. Either, sheep shit makes it rain, or raining makes sheep shit. Sheep don't shit "randomly" sheep shit after they eat, it doesn't rain "randomly" it rains after water collects in the atmosphere.

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Re: Kafka Hotel
« Reply #3 on: October 15, 2012, 01:20:54 am »
"My wife and I stayed here over the Columbus day weekend a few years back. The bellhop that helped us with our luggage was friendly but that changed quickly when I did not give him a tip. The first night there my wife began to get a rash on her backside that grew larger and persisted through the weekend. It was disgusting and a significant hamper on our vacation. After we left and returned home, I had to take the wife to the doctor to get some kind of topical cream for the rash.

On the sidewalk between the doctor's office and our SUV I found a $10 bill on the ground and treated the wife to ice cream in town.

The ice cream was delicious.

Without the Kafka hotel, I don't think in fact I'm sure we wouldn't have had such delicious ice cream."

4/5 Would Recommend
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