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Is "Go Fuck yourself!" too harsh a response for the question "Come to this haunted house and watch our band play?"

Yes.
2 (6.9%)
No.
7 (24.1%)
Yes, and you should be more considerate of everyone's feelings.
3 (10.3%)
No, it was timid; shout louder and possibly commit an assault/battery.
11 (37.9%)
That wasn't technically a question.
6 (20.7%)

Total Members Voted: 22

Voting closed: November 28, 2012, 03:37:15 am

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hunter s.durden

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Too Harsh?
« on: October 09, 2012, 03:37:15 am »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILdFD-VShJM

Said individual made me watch that piece of shit.

And made fun of my poor social skills with rude remarks like "Oh, it's finally going to leave the cave!?

And fuck a haunted house.
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Re: Too Harsh?
« Reply #1 on: October 09, 2012, 11:03:05 am »
Said individual made me watch that piece of shit.

Gunpoint?  Threat of withholding beer? 

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Re: Too Harsh?
« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2012, 11:07:13 am »
Combined with the commentary on your perceived lack of social skills, if these people, and I use the term loosely, are previous acquaintances and have treated you similarly in the past, then violence is not necessarily altogether inappropriate.


 

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Re: Too Harsh?
« Reply #3 on: October 09, 2012, 01:53:01 pm »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILdFD-VShJM

Said individual made me watch that piece of shit.

And made fun of my poor social skills with rude remarks like "Oh, it's finally going to leave the cave!?

And fuck a haunted house.

How'd you make it past the second minute without exclaiming that it was all pretentious horseshit and insisting that said individual look up some cute kitty videos instead?
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Re: Too Harsh?
« Reply #4 on: October 09, 2012, 01:55:38 pm »
So, this guy is deep in the woo, insults you, and then asks you to go spend money to see him play?  Fuck that.
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Re: Too Harsh?
« Reply #5 on: October 09, 2012, 02:01:59 pm »
Not even sure why you'd even consider it.
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Re: Too Harsh?
« Reply #6 on: October 09, 2012, 02:08:02 pm »
Not even sure how this guy hasn't learned yet that it's not safe to approach you.
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Re: Too Harsh?
« Reply #7 on: October 09, 2012, 02:23:22 pm »
Not even sure why you'd even consider it.

Woah, woah. Fuck that. Going was never an option. But when asked by my girlfriend my response was "Tell her to go fuck herself!" I got that look I get when I'm being too much like me. They are her friends, not mine.
The assault option is for the next time I see them.

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Re: Too Harsh?
« Reply #8 on: October 09, 2012, 03:53:39 pm »
She sounds like an asshole. The correct response to assholery is "fuck you!"
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Re: Too Harsh?
« Reply #9 on: October 09, 2012, 06:00:31 pm »
Tell her to fuck off. Then ask her to open her heart chakra, find her spirit animal and forgive you.

Then tell her to fuck off again.

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Re: Too Harsh?
« Reply #10 on: October 15, 2012, 04:45:31 pm »
Not even sure why you'd even consider it.

Woah, woah. Fuck that. Going was never an option. But when asked by my girlfriend my response was "Tell her to go fuck herself!" I got that look I get when I'm being too much like me. They are her friends, not mine.
The assault option is for the next time I see them.

Fun fact: my girlfriend lurks and posts here now. If you're reading this, well, battery is up by 5 votes. Consider the legal ramifications before inviting people over here.

Sounds like your girlfriend only gives you those looks when you're being a whiney faggot.
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Re: Too Harsh?
« Reply #11 on: October 15, 2012, 04:46:08 pm »
Not even sure why you'd even consider it.

Woah, woah. Fuck that. Going was never an option. But when asked by my girlfriend my response was "Tell her to go fuck herself!" I got that look I get when I'm being too much like me. They are her friends, not mine.
The assault option is for the next time I see them.

Fun fact: my girlfriend lurks and posts here now. If you're reading this, well, battery is up by 5 votes. Consider the legal ramifications before inviting people over here.

Sounds like your girlfriend only gives you those looks when you're being a whiney faggot.

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Re: Too Harsh?
« Reply #12 on: October 15, 2012, 05:44:06 pm »
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Re: Too Harsh?
« Reply #13 on: October 16, 2012, 02:21:26 am »
I like her already.
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Re: Too Harsh?
« Reply #14 on: October 16, 2012, 08:27:48 am »
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