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Re: Separation of church and YOUR FACE
« Reply #105 on: October 11, 2012, 04:53:00 am »
2 words: Lot's daughters.  :lulz:

It's just like I fucking told you:  There has ALWAYS been Seguin.

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Re: Separation of church and YOUR FACE
« Reply #106 on: October 11, 2012, 04:53:19 am »
2 words: Lot's daughters.  :lulz:

It's just like I fucking told you:  There has ALWAYS been Seguin.

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Re: Separation of church and YOUR FACE
« Reply #107 on: October 15, 2012, 02:51:57 pm »
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Re: Separation of church and YOUR FACE
« Reply #108 on: October 16, 2012, 03:23:18 am »
Weren't the disciples a little retarded anyway? They never got what Jesus was saying to them even though they followed him around 24/7 and had nothing else to think about.

That's why Jesus had to go to Paul, according to Marcion at least.
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Re: Separation of church and YOUR FACE
« Reply #109 on: November 05, 2012, 06:22:42 pm »
http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/11/04/14703656-pulpit-politics-pastors-endorse-candidates-thumbing-noses-at-the-irs?lite

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The alliance is seeking to force a court showdown over the constitutionality of the law, violation of which can cost churches their tax-exempt status. Since Oct. 7, the original Pulpit Freedom Day, many pastors who participated in the protest have posted their remarks online or sent them to the Internal Revenue Service, essentially daring the agency charged with enforcing the prohibition to put up or shut up.

So far, the IRS has done the latter.

Kinda smart on their behalf.  They can always crush peoples' nuts after the election.
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Re: Separation of church and YOUR FACE
« Reply #110 on: November 05, 2012, 07:59:14 pm »
http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/11/04/14703656-pulpit-politics-pastors-endorse-candidates-thumbing-noses-at-the-irs?lite

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The alliance is seeking to force a court showdown over the constitutionality of the law, violation of which can cost churches their tax-exempt status. Since Oct. 7, the original Pulpit Freedom Day, many pastors who participated in the protest have posted their remarks online or sent them to the Internal Revenue Service, essentially daring the agency charged with enforcing the prohibition to put up or shut up.

So far, the IRS has done the latter.

Kinda smart on their behalf.  They can always crush peoples' nuts after the election.

They've been pulling this shit for years, and the IRS has been ignoring them.

If and when the IRS decides to collectively fuck the lot of them in the assets, I will be sitting on the sidelines with a bowl of popcorn.  I might even purchase a vuvuzela for the occasion.
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Re: Separation of church and YOUR FACE
« Reply #111 on: November 07, 2012, 06:47:53 pm »
Weren't the disciples a little retarded anyway? They never got what Jesus was saying to them even though they followed him around 24/7 and had nothing else to think about.

That's why Jesus had to go to Paul, according to Marcion at least.

 :lulz:  I hadn't heard that one before!
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Re: Separation of church and YOUR FACE
« Reply #112 on: November 08, 2012, 12:14:28 am »
So, I spent the morning mercilessly hounding Todd Akin on Facebook.

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McDonalds, if you think about it, is the PERFECT example of life/lifestyles in the late 20th/early 21st century. Pink slime shaped like chicken nuggets, giant lawsuit-happy corporations suing people for using the prefix "Mc" no matter what the circumstances, marketing aimed at small children (Ronald, etc) to form life-long associations with the product, and the abysmally-effective "I'M LOVING IT" marketing ploy aimed at maintaining that association into the person's adult life...With the advertisement showing skinny, attractive people while in reality the AVERAGE customer is 45 pounds overweight.

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Re: Separation of church and YOUR FACE
« Reply #113 on: November 08, 2012, 02:42:46 am »
So, I spent the morning mercilessly hounding Todd Akin on Facebook.

I want to look, but it's probably been deleted by now.

Like the way shit always gets deleted from Kirk Cameron's page.  :sad:
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Re: Separation of church and YOUR FACE
« Reply #114 on: November 08, 2012, 11:33:56 am »
So, I spent the morning mercilessly hounding Todd Akin on Facebook.

links? It's probably been deleted, though...
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