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Re: An Alphabet of Bullshit
« Reply #45 on: November 16, 2012, 05:55:30 pm »
Fuck yeah.  That's awesome.
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Re: An Alphabet of Bullshit
« Reply #46 on: December 31, 2012, 01:11:51 pm »
This is pretty awesome.

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Re: An Alphabet of Bullshit
« Reply #47 on: December 31, 2012, 04:00:42 pm »
Nice, Cain...(also posting in for updates).

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Re: An Alphabet of Bullshit
« Reply #48 on: January 03, 2013, 09:38:07 am »
 This is BRILLIANT!

 Cain you have out done yourself.

 Reminiscent of John Ralston Saul's "The Doubter's Companion: A Dictionary of Aggressive Common Sense" as well as his "Voltaire's Bastards". I have to agree with the others that want to see this put into print.

Thanks and please keep it coming.

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Re: An Alphabet of Bullshit
« Reply #49 on: January 03, 2013, 11:08:59 am »
Thank you.  JRS is a huge influence on my thinking, so I take that to be a great compliment.

I'm still deciding what to do in regards to O.  I should have some time this weekend to do a number of installments, though.
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Re: An Alphabet of Bullshit
« Reply #50 on: January 03, 2013, 08:06:40 pm »
I want to illustrate this as a children's' book.

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Re: An Alphabet of Bullshit
« Reply #51 on: January 03, 2013, 08:06:57 pm »
with WOMPs.

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Re: An Alphabet of Bullshit
« Reply #52 on: January 04, 2013, 05:08:18 am »
Whoa, good stuff. I'm annoyed at having missed it the first time around.

I have some questions, but I think I should read up on Instrumental Reason first to answer the easy ones.
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Re: An Alphabet of Bullshit
« Reply #53 on: January 04, 2013, 05:54:53 am »
I am REALLY loving this thread, thank you Cain!  :)

When this is all complete would it be ok if (with proper attribution) I post this on Judas' archive website?
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Re: An Alphabet of Bullshit
« Reply #54 on: February 04, 2013, 05:01:14 pm »
O is for Optimism

“The basis of optimism is sheer terror.”
- Oscar Wilde

Optimism (noun); a cloud-like mental haziness that restricts the ability to think clearly.

 Optimism is not all bad.  Much like cynicism, the occasional dose can be useful.  Some relief from the dreary oppressiveness of life and the inevitability of death is always welcome.

However, optimism as a social attitude is an inherently infantile position which refuses to accept the possibility of failure, criticism or doubt.  It ties people into systems which do not benefit or serve them, in the belief that in the long run, things will work out in their favour or improve.  In other words, optimism takes the place of accurate knowledge of one's situation and seeking to improve it, with a kind of passive "everything will work out for the best in the end" mentality more common to religious eschatology than anything else.

Needless to say, "optimism" also plays a large role in global financial markets.  Markets are routinely described as "optimistic" or not, based on some partial FACT or another, hyped by various media organizations blinded by their own biases and cognitive restraints, consumer interest etc and so favoured over other, perhaps equally (or more) salient facts.

This could explain a lot about how markets are frequently optimistic in a time of depressed consumer spending, falling wages and difficulty in securing business loans.
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Re: An Alphabet of Bullshit
« Reply #55 on: February 04, 2013, 05:01:30 pm »
P is for Philosophy

Philosophy (noun); an academic parlour game based on wordplay.

"Plato was a bore."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

Philosophy is something academics do in order to exclude others from their ranks, invoking obscurantist language and disinterested abstraction to the most pointless of questions.

It was not always such.  Historically, philosophy played a very important role in society.  In Ancient Greece, philosophers were scientists, traders and frequently teachers to kings and other leaders.  Even with the establishment of Christianity in Europe, philosophy continued to have a strong role in public life and the role of government – even if it was the debased philosophical findings of SCHOLASTICISM. 

Philosophy reached it's heyday in the 16th – 17th centuries, where, due to rising levels of education and affluence, literacy and schooling were more widespread, and a new breed of philosophers were able to engage actively in the important issues of the day – the proper scope of government, freedom of religion, the morality of torture and slavery and other similar debates.  These philosophers were frequently noted for their accomplishments in other fields, as playwrights, or businessmen or doctors, and brought their philosophical knowledge to bear on the problems they faced in their daily lives.

However, unfortunately, that kind of philosophy is no longer very attractive.  Instead, at roughly the same time as the philosophy above was having it's heyday, another type of philosophy was being born in Germany.  It was obscure, it dealt with abstract issues and its practitioners were insulated from the society they theorized about.  It will come as no surprise to discover than KANT pioneered this form of philosophy.

Alas, this kind of philosophy quickly came to dominate the entire field.  As such, there are only two kinds of philosophy widely practiced nowadays – philosophy dealing with cognitive issues, keeping in the tradition of philosophy trying to trailblaze where science may follow, and the history of philosophy.

The key problem is that philosophy, which was meant to elucidate and clarify, communicate and promote understanding, has instead become unclear, a field filled with irrelevant jargon and dominated by people who mostly are separate from and dismissive of those outside their narrow academic circles.  Philosophy becomes yet another signifier, an in-group out-group distinction which allows one to write off people as uncultured fools whose concerns and lives are of no importance or interest.

In side-lining themselves from modern society, philosophers have rendered their own field impotent and unimportant.  The tragedy of this, beyond the neglect of the duty of these philosophers themselves, is that we could use those clarity of insights, the ability to draw links between apparently disparate phenomena and events now more than ever.
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Re: An Alphabet of Bullshit
« Reply #56 on: February 04, 2013, 05:01:59 pm »
I am REALLY loving this thread, thank you Cain!  :)

When this is all complete would it be ok if (with proper attribution) I post this on Judas' archive website?

It can be, yes.

I've been putting this off for so long, because I've been stuck on a suitable entry for Q.
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Re: An Alphabet of Bullshit
« Reply #57 on: February 04, 2013, 05:18:23 pm »
Off the top of my head, I'd suggest Quant, Quorum, or Quixote.
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Re: An Alphabet of Bullshit
« Reply #58 on: February 04, 2013, 05:35:44 pm »
Going with Quango.
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Re: An Alphabet of Bullshit
« Reply #59 on: February 04, 2013, 05:57:33 pm »
I hadn't heard of that before today I learned something!

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