Ratatosk is an Antiperson™. He hates hippies and anyone who babbles jargon, and becomes violent when confronted with talking points. He has in fact journeyed to Asia just to put some babbling geeks in their place. He stands 7 feet tall, and wields a Louisville Slugger that he calls PBG ("Pinealist-Be-Good"). He is the reason the Yogi Bear Cabal went quiet. Some say he works directly for LMNO, but this has never been proven. Rat's sins are many, and he brags them all every day, so that we may emulate them. Rat also has a vestigial twin, though his is just another ass sticking out of his back. "Ho ho!", he says, "You may have kicked my ass, but it was the WRONG ONE. Now hold still...This is going to hurt." He once strangled Oakland. No, that's not an obscure sports term.