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Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
« Reply #75 on: October 22, 2012, 04:00:16 am »
I'm technically an old-timer? That's just disturbing.

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Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
« Reply #76 on: October 22, 2012, 04:12:39 am »
It was the BEST PART.  :lulz:
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Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
« Reply #77 on: October 23, 2012, 03:22:20 pm »
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Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
« Reply #78 on: October 23, 2012, 03:25:20 pm »
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Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
« Reply #79 on: October 24, 2012, 11:15:55 am »
Ratatosk is an Antiperson™.  He hates hippies and anyone who babbles jargon, and becomes violent when confronted with talking points.  He has in fact journeyed to Asia just to put some babbling geeks in their place.  He stands 7 feet tall, and wields a Louisville Slugger that he calls PBG ("Pinealist-Be-Good").  He is the reason the Yogi Bear Cabal went quiet.  Some say he works directly for LMNO, but this has never been proven.  Rat's sins are many, and he brags them all every day, so that we may emulate them.  Rat also has a vestigial twin, though his is just another ass sticking out of his back.  "Ho ho!", he says, "You may have kicked my ass, but it was the WRONG ONE.  Now hold still...This is going to hurt."  He once strangled Oakland.  No, that's not an obscure sports term.

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Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
« Reply #80 on: October 24, 2012, 05:38:11 pm »
Telarus is the national barometer.  You can read the country's mood just by watching his behavior.  For example, he continously shat his pants from 2001-2005.  One continuous turd that stumped medical science and caused the Vatican to deliberate between an exorcism and just proclaiming him a saint.  We call this turd "Oregon".  Anyway, Telarus is currently a complete schizo who believes that indirectly giving poor peoples' money to rich people will make the poor people rich.  He's not dumb, he's just driven by the mood of people that ARE dumb.  He can't help it.  He's the real victim, here.
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Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
« Reply #81 on: October 24, 2012, 05:43:06 pm »
Payne is our messiah.  We have in fact crucified him so many times that we just use D-rings to hang him up, saves on nails.  This is why Payne is rarely here...If it's not the Eurospags stringing him up, it's us in America.  Think of it as revolving door martyrism.  We've stuck spears in his side so often, he installed a zipper, and every time he comes back on the third day, some bastard shoots at him...Because, Goddammit, when WE crucify someone, they should fucking STAY crucified.  Casca Longinius had NOTHING on us.  Strangely enough, Payne is okay with all of this, as if he DIDN'T do it, we'd all have to stop SINNING, and then he wouldn't have any good parties to attend.  Pixie puts up with all of this because being dead doesn't necessarily mean she can't do that THING to him.  You know the one.
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Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
« Reply #82 on: October 24, 2012, 05:56:32 pm »
Adjective Noun was tragically born mute, which is why he (she?) never posts.
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Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
« Reply #83 on: October 24, 2012, 06:12:05 pm »
we have an old-timer named Adjective Noun?  was this before my time?

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Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
« Reply #84 on: October 24, 2012, 06:30:08 pm »
we have an old-timer named Adjective Noun?  was this before my time?

He's here all the time.
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Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
« Reply #85 on: October 24, 2012, 06:36:54 pm »
TrippinPrincess13 is the nicest person on PD.  She spends most of her time knitting new waterpipes for her city.  Her fingernails are made out of synthetic diamond, because the REASON she can afford to be so nice is that everyone knows what happened to Jimmy Smith when he gave her a hard time.  She slapped his face OFF in one swipe, and wore it as a hat for 3 weeks.  She is 4'2" tall, weighs 35 pounds, and has an extra arm sticking out the back of her neck, like TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR, who copied her.

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Why did I not notice this before? I have been quite busy lately (those pipes aren't going to knit themselves you know). I was only trying to help Jimmy out. He was there talk talk talk talking when I noticed he had a little something right there. And oops, still a little more left, and before long....well, you know how those stubborn stains can be sometimes. Jimmy must have gotten bored and wandered off. Even left his hat behind - it was bit moist too. But I do enjoy cleaning so I ran it through the dryer and am just holding onto it until he gets back. Fancy, no?
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Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
« Reply #86 on: October 25, 2012, 04:38:47 am »
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Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
« Reply #87 on: November 06, 2012, 12:57:32 am »
By the way, your status is now:

2002/2003:  Ancient Wiseguy (Since I'm the only actual ancient wiseguy left of the originals, time for some "new" blood.

2004/2005:  Civil War Veteran

2006/2007:  Old-timer

2008/2011:  Regular

2012:  WHo the fuck did you say you were, again?

I just want all of you fucks to know that I was SIXTEEN (I think) when I accidentally clicked the wrong link and This Place happened to me. Think about what that can do to a young mind.

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Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
« Reply #88 on: November 06, 2012, 01:02:22 am »
By the way, your status is now:

2002/2003:  Ancient Wiseguy (Since I'm the only actual ancient wiseguy left of the originals, time for some "new" blood.

2004/2005:  Civil War Veteran

2006/2007:  Old-timer

2008/2011:  Regular

2012:  WHo the fuck did you say you were, again?

I just want all of you fucks to know that I was SIXTEEN (I think) when I accidentally clicked the wrong link and This Place happened to me. Think about what that can do to a young mind.

We don't have to think. 

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Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
« Reply #89 on: November 06, 2012, 01:22:00 am »
 :lulz: A case study for historians, indeed.