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The Good Reverend Roger

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Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
« Reply #90 on: November 06, 2012, 01:25:47 am »
Quote from: Cainad on November 06, 2012, 01:22:00 am
:lulz: A case study for historians, indeed.

Shit, I could have SWORN I'd done one of you.

Tomorrow afternoon.  Your ass is grass, and I'm the snowblower.
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McDonalds, if you think about it, is the PERFECT example of life/lifestyles in the late 20th/early 21st century. Pink slime shaped like chicken nuggets, giant lawsuit-happy corporations suing people for using the prefix "Mc" no matter what the circumstances, marketing aimed at small children (Ronald, etc) to form life-long associations with the product, and the abysmally-effective "I'M LOVING IT" marketing ploy aimed at maintaining that association into the person's adult life...With the advertisement showing skinny, attractive people while in reality the AVERAGE customer is 45 pounds overweight.

All style, no substance almost-food sold to brainwashed masses. It's AMERICA™, in a white paper bag.

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Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
« Reply #91 on: November 06, 2012, 01:34:13 am »
Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on November 06, 2012, 01:25:47 am
Quote from: Cainad on November 06, 2012, 01:22:00 am
:lulz: A case study for historians, indeed.

Shit, I could have SWORN I'd done one of you.

Tomorrow afternoon.  Your ass is grass, and I'm the snowblower.

I was going to make some comment about Tuscon's weather and your knowledge of snowblowers, and then I remembered...

It's Tuscon. There's probably a snowblower within a mile of your house, being used for something that would haunt my dreams.
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Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
« Reply #92 on: November 06, 2012, 01:35:43 am »
Quote from: Cainad on November 06, 2012, 01:34:13 am
Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on November 06, 2012, 01:25:47 am
Quote from: Cainad on November 06, 2012, 01:22:00 am
:lulz: A case study for historians, indeed.

Shit, I could have SWORN I'd done one of you.

Tomorrow afternoon.  Your ass is grass, and I'm the snowblower.

I was going to make some comment about Tuscon's weather and your knowledge of snowblowers, and then I remembered...

It's Tuscon. There's probably a snowblower within a mile of your house, being used for something that would haunt my dreams.

Yep.

And I had Richter send me instructions on how to adjust it.

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McDonalds, if you think about it, is the PERFECT example of life/lifestyles in the late 20th/early 21st century. Pink slime shaped like chicken nuggets, giant lawsuit-happy corporations suing people for using the prefix "Mc" no matter what the circumstances, marketing aimed at small children (Ronald, etc) to form life-long associations with the product, and the abysmally-effective "I'M LOVING IT" marketing ploy aimed at maintaining that association into the person's adult life...With the advertisement showing skinny, attractive people while in reality the AVERAGE customer is 45 pounds overweight.

All style, no substance almost-food sold to brainwashed masses. It's AMERICA™, in a white paper bag.

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Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
« Reply #93 on: November 06, 2012, 01:49:28 am »
 :lulz: I never would have thought of setting the blower to spew shredded up chunks of Nature into the neighbor's yard!
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Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
« Reply #94 on: November 06, 2012, 07:19:15 am »
I just want to point out that last night I had a vivid dream in which Cramulus came back to the board, and in an an effort to win back my affections every single one of my exes put together 100+ page issues of Intermittens: A Cramulus Tribute with the layout and general appearance of Cosmo but with Cramulus made up like Christie Brinkley in a slinky silver cocktail gown on the cover.

And now Cainad is back.

COINCIDENCE???
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Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
« Reply #95 on: November 06, 2012, 03:07:28 pm »
Quote from: CAKE on November 06, 2012, 07:19:15 am
I just want to point out that last night I had a vivid dream in which Cramulus came back to the board, and in an an effort to win back my affections every single one of my exes put together 100+ page issues of Intermittens: A Cramulus Tribute with the layout and general appearance of Cosmo but with Cramulus made up like Christie Brinkley in a slinky silver cocktail gown on the cover.

And now Cainad is back.

COINCIDENCE???

DEFINITELY COINCIDENCE

YOU HAVEN'T SPOILED YOUR OWN SURPRISE BIRTHDAY PARTY OR ANYTHING
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Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
« Reply #96 on: November 06, 2012, 04:08:51 pm »
Cainad is a vicious little shit, who talks to people online, because nobody will get in the same AREA CODE as him in real life.  He still finds "liverpool kissing" to be funny, and for him "ferret legging" never gets old.  He is in fact so tough that he volunteers to be a target on the local firing range.  Cainad lives in New Jersey (the part that's up fairly close to Boston), and sometimes walks around in a fat suit he calls "Chris Christie", which he wears for nefarious purposes (such as unlicensed sumo wrestling and signing legislation).  He is in fact the reason slapping has been outlawed in more reputable sumo wrestling, after he killed William Howard Taft with one blow.  Cainad claims he has no interest in a 2016 bid for the presidency, but in this - as in all things - he lies.  And when he IS president, there'll be NO WHINING.  So everybody shut up.
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McDonalds, if you think about it, is the PERFECT example of life/lifestyles in the late 20th/early 21st century. Pink slime shaped like chicken nuggets, giant lawsuit-happy corporations suing people for using the prefix "Mc" no matter what the circumstances, marketing aimed at small children (Ronald, etc) to form life-long associations with the product, and the abysmally-effective "I'M LOVING IT" marketing ploy aimed at maintaining that association into the person's adult life...With the advertisement showing skinny, attractive people while in reality the AVERAGE customer is 45 pounds overweight.

All style, no substance almost-food sold to brainwashed masses. It's AMERICA™, in a white paper bag.

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Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
« Reply #97 on: November 06, 2012, 04:51:49 pm »
:lulz: PERFECT.
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Re: Some notes on the PD old-timers.
« Reply #98 on: November 06, 2012, 07:04:58 pm »
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 06, 2012, 04:08:51 pm
Cainad is a vicious little shit, who talks to people online, because nobody will get in the same AREA CODE as him in real life.  He still finds "liverpool kissing" to be funny, and for him "ferret legging" never gets old.  He is in fact so tough that he volunteers to be a target on the local firing range.  Cainad lives in New Jersey (the part that's up fairly close to Boston), and sometimes walks around in a fat suit he calls "Chris Christie", which he wears for nefarious purposes (such as unlicensed sumo wrestling and signing legislation).  He is in fact the reason slapping has been outlawed in more reputable sumo wrestling, after he killed William Howard Taft with one blow.  Cainad claims he has no interest in a 2016 bid for the presidency, but in this - as in all things - he lies.  And when he IS president, there'll be NO WHINING.  So everybody shut up.

:spit: :mittens:  Hey, that suit comes in damn handy when you need something to stay afloat through the storm surge.

And Taft was asking for it, the cheeky git.
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