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An Ode to the Hole in the Bottom of my Foot
« on: October 16, 2012, 02:57:25 am »
Fuck off
Go away
No one ever liked you
No, not even me
I don't know why I put up with you for so long.

Don't pretend you didn't see this coming
I never mattered to you, either
Just a safe place to hide
From the cold
You didn't even ask to be let in.

I should have listened to my friends
When they said you were no good
But I was too proud
And too dumb
And too trusting.

So I let things slide
And I hoped that you'd get better
That if I was patient
And kind
Things would resolve themselves.

I was only a kid.

I remember that night,
The light by my bedstand
When I finally had enough
And tried to make you leave
And found it hurt too much.

I was ashamed
Of myself
Of you
Of the pain
So I hid it, pretended it didn't matter.

And you dug your fucking heels in
Bastard that you are
Wheedling your way into my life
And my body
Like it's a thing you already own

No more of this bullshit.

I will boil you in acid
And I will drag you out by force
I'll cut you down
And throw you out
With the rest of the morning garbage

And it will hurt,
I know it hurts
And this hole you leave in me
May never, ever heal
I just have to hope it will.

Because I'd rather spend my life
Walking around
With a goddamn hole in my foot
Than spend one more minute
With you.
« Last Edit: October 16, 2012, 05:05:20 pm by Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW »
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Re: An Ode to the Hole in the Bottom of my Foot
« Reply #1 on: October 16, 2012, 04:27:03 am »
I don't know if this is about a romantic partner or a plantar wart.
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Re: An Ode to the Hole in the Bottom of my Foot
« Reply #2 on: October 16, 2012, 05:02:48 am »
Powerful....


Also, I get this every time I ask if we can watch Evil Dead instead of a Hoarders marathon.
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Re: An Ode to the Hole in the Bottom of my Foot
« Reply #3 on: October 16, 2012, 01:14:35 pm »
I don't know if this is about a romantic partner or a plantar wart.

The "boil you in acid" part is what gives it away

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Re: An Ode to the Hole in the Bottom of my Foot
« Reply #4 on: October 16, 2012, 01:25:04 pm »
That assumes one is unwilling to pursue that course of action in both circumstances.
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Re: An Ode to the Hole in the Bottom of my Foot
« Reply #5 on: October 16, 2012, 01:27:04 pm »
It's depressing that this is the longest running physical relationship I've ever had.
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Re: An Ode to the Hole in the Bottom of my Foot
« Reply #6 on: October 16, 2012, 04:48:21 pm »
Aw, man. :(

Little Orange has Plantars warts. It bums me the fuck out. Good luck with yours!
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Re: An Ode to the Hole in the Bottom of my Foot
« Reply #7 on: October 16, 2012, 05:04:16 pm »
If you can help Little Orange get them dealt with while they're still small(er), it's much better than waiting. I was a dumbass and left them around for over a decade without taking them seriously.

Also, thanks. Hope your adventures in holes end well, too.
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Re: An Ode to the Hole in the Bottom of my Foot
« Reply #8 on: October 16, 2012, 05:14:01 pm »
My dad had one that choked off the circulation to his second toe and they amputated the whole toe. He used to get phantom itching. Weird.

When I got them, they burned them out. They used a little gun thingie that shot lightning.

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Re: An Ode to the Hole in the Bottom of my Foot
« Reply #9 on: October 16, 2012, 05:44:15 pm »
AWESOME!

Not, you know the amputee part, the other thing...
with the lightning... :oops:
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Re: An Ode to the Hole in the Bottom of my Foot
« Reply #10 on: October 17, 2012, 10:46:38 pm »
In related news: OW OW HOLY FUCK OW.
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Re: An Ode to the Hole in the Bottom of my Foot
« Reply #11 on: November 10, 2012, 05:47:34 am »
I don't know if this is about a romantic partner or a plantar wart.

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Re: An Ode to the Hole in the Bottom of my Foot
« Reply #12 on: November 10, 2012, 05:48:28 am »
Also, sometimes they're the same thing.