I'm watching the second presidential debate...

[Signora Pæsior]

... and if one of you spags who's a bit closer could just go falcon punch Mitt Romney for me, that would be awesome.

Alternatively, beat him over the head with a binder full of women.

[hunter s.durden]

That's illegal.

[THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE]

Yep. He's got Secret Service protection. I'd rather he just lose the election.

[Cain]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/millions-head-to-internet-to-figure-out-their-own,29948/

Following tonight’s debate between President Barack Obama and Republican challenger Mitt Romney, millions of Americans took to the Internet to read the views and responses of others so that they themselves could ultimately figure out how they felt about the candidates’ performances.

I'll tell you how you should feel: FUCKING ASHAMED.

That was a perfectly good 90 minutes that could have been spent wanking*, getting drunk or playing Call of Duty: Black Ops, completely wasted.


*No, not to the debate, you sick fuck.

[THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE]

Pretty much wht cain said. Even if i still watched tv on an actual tv i probably wouldnt have watched it anyway*

*i also had band practice which was more enjoyable anyway

[P3nT4gR4m]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/millions-head-to-internet-to-figure-out-their-own,29948/

Following tonight’s debate between President Barack Obama and Republican challenger Mitt Romney, millions of Americans took to the Internet to read the views and responses of others so that they themselves could ultimately figure out how they felt about the candidates’ performances.

I'll tell you how you should feel: FUCKING ASHAMED.

That was a perfectly good 90 minutes that could have been spent wanking*, getting drunk or playing Call of Duty: Black Ops, completely wasted.


*No, not to the debate, you sick fuck.

Too late 

[Dirty Old Uncle Roger]

*No, not to the debate, you sick fuck.

 

[LMNO, PhD (life continues)]

The debate:  Short form.


"Talking point."

"That's not true.  Talking point."

"Liar.  Talking point."

"No, you."

"NO U."

[Dirty Old Uncle Roger]

The debate:  Short form.


"Talking point."

"That's not true.  Talking point."

"Liar.  Talking point."

"No, you."

"NO U."

Moderator:  "I will kill you and fuck the body."

[Placid Dingo]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/millions-head-to-internet-to-figure-out-their-own,29948/

Following tonight’s debate between President Barack Obama and Republican challenger Mitt Romney, millions of Americans took to the Internet to read the views and responses of others so that they themselves could ultimately figure out how they felt about the candidates’ performances.

I'll tell you how you should feel: FUCKING ASHAMED.

That was a perfectly good 90 minutes that could have been spent wanking*, getting drunk or playing Call of Duty: Black Ops, completely wasted.


*No, not to the debate, you sick fuck.

Obviously the three above scenarios are meant to be simulanious.

[Juana Go?]

I'm gonna watch it Friday night so I can get as wasted as I need to not scream at the screen want.

It's not really accurate to call these things a debate. Debates require follow up questions and opponents need to be able to ask each other direct questions to be debate. Both of those are explicitly prohibited. There needs to be a new descriptor.

[LMNO, PhD (life continues)]

"Misdirection"?

"Circus Sideshow"?

"90-Minute Hate"?

[P3nT4gR4m]

Sockpuppet Cabaret?

[Tiddleywomp Cockletit]

The debate:  Short form.


"Talking point."

"That's not true.  Talking point."

"Liar.  Talking point."

"No, you."

"NO U."

Moderator:  "I will kill you and fuck the body."

Compared to Lehrer, she was almost Nigel-like. 

[V3X]

xpost for relevance: