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I'm watching the second presidential debate...
« on: October 17, 2012, 07:46:02 am »
... and if one of you spags who's a bit closer could just go falcon punch Mitt Romney for me, that would be awesome.

Alternatively, beat him over the head with a binder full of women.
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Re: I'm watching the second presidential debate...
« Reply #1 on: October 17, 2012, 09:25:14 am »
That's illegal.
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Re: I'm watching the second presidential debate...
« Reply #2 on: October 17, 2012, 09:48:26 am »
Yep. He's got Secret Service protection. I'd rather he just lose the election.
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Re: I'm watching the second presidential debate...
« Reply #3 on: October 17, 2012, 01:02:47 pm »
http://www.theonion.com/articles/millions-head-to-internet-to-figure-out-their-own,29948/

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Following tonight’s debate between President Barack Obama and Republican challenger Mitt Romney, millions of Americans took to the Internet to read the views and responses of others so that they themselves could ultimately figure out how they felt about the candidates’ performances.

I'll tell you how you should feel: FUCKING ASHAMED.

That was a perfectly good 90 minutes that could have been spent wanking*, getting drunk or playing Call of Duty: Black Ops, completely wasted.


*No, not to the debate, you sick fuck.

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Re: I'm watching the second presidential debate...
« Reply #4 on: October 17, 2012, 01:14:43 pm »
Pretty much wht cain said. Even if i still watched tv on an actual tv i probably wouldnt have watched it anyway*

*i also had band practice which was more enjoyable anyway
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Re: I'm watching the second presidential debate...
« Reply #5 on: October 17, 2012, 01:35:36 pm »
http://www.theonion.com/articles/millions-head-to-internet-to-figure-out-their-own,29948/

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Following tonight’s debate between President Barack Obama and Republican challenger Mitt Romney, millions of Americans took to the Internet to read the views and responses of others so that they themselves could ultimately figure out how they felt about the candidates’ performances.

I'll tell you how you should feel: FUCKING ASHAMED.

That was a perfectly good 90 minutes that could have been spent wanking*, getting drunk or playing Call of Duty: Black Ops, completely wasted.


*No, not to the debate, you sick fuck.

Too late  :argh!: :oops:
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Re: I'm watching the second presidential debate...
« Reply #6 on: October 17, 2012, 02:12:53 pm »
*No, not to the debate, you sick fuck.

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Re: I'm watching the second presidential debate...
« Reply #7 on: October 17, 2012, 02:18:32 pm »
The debate:  Short form.


"Talking point."

"That's not true.  Talking point."

"Liar.  Talking point."

"No, you."

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Re: I'm watching the second presidential debate...
« Reply #8 on: October 17, 2012, 02:21:27 pm »
The debate:  Short form.


"Talking point."

"That's not true.  Talking point."

"Liar.  Talking point."

"No, you."

"NO U."

Moderator:  "I will kill you and fuck the body."
"The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it's profitable to continue the illusion. At the point where the illusion becomes too expensive to maintain, they will just take down the scenery, they will pull back the curtains, they will move the tables and chairs out of the way, and you will see the brick wall at the back of the theatre."
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Re: I'm watching the second presidential debate...
« Reply #9 on: October 17, 2012, 02:29:34 pm »
http://www.theonion.com/articles/millions-head-to-internet-to-figure-out-their-own,29948/

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Following tonight’s debate between President Barack Obama and Republican challenger Mitt Romney, millions of Americans took to the Internet to read the views and responses of others so that they themselves could ultimately figure out how they felt about the candidates’ performances.

I'll tell you how you should feel: FUCKING ASHAMED.

That was a perfectly good 90 minutes that could have been spent wanking*, getting drunk or playing Call of Duty: Black Ops, completely wasted.


*No, not to the debate, you sick fuck.

Obviously the three above scenarios are meant to be simulanious.
If sheep entrails could in any way be related to the weather, i.e. sheep trails only originate where it rains, then you could use it as an accurate model for discerning what the weathers going to be like. Either, sheep shit makes it rain, or raining makes sheep shit. Sheep don't shit "randomly" sheep shit after they eat, it doesn't rain "randomly" it rains after water collects in the atmosphere.

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Re: I'm watching the second presidential debate...
« Reply #10 on: October 17, 2012, 03:33:56 pm »
I'm gonna watch it Friday night so I can get as wasted as I need to not scream at the screen want.

It's not really accurate to call these things a debate. Debates require follow up questions and opponents need to be able to ask each other direct questions to be debate. Both of those are explicitly prohibited. There needs to be a new descriptor.
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Re: I'm watching the second presidential debate...
« Reply #11 on: October 17, 2012, 03:55:01 pm »
"Misdirection"?

"Circus Sideshow"?

"90-Minute Hate"?
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Re: I'm watching the second presidential debate...
« Reply #12 on: October 17, 2012, 03:58:44 pm »
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Re: I'm watching the second presidential debate...
« Reply #13 on: October 17, 2012, 04:02:44 pm »
The debate:  Short form.


"Talking point."

"That's not true.  Talking point."

"Liar.  Talking point."

"No, you."

"NO U."

Moderator:  "I will kill you and fuck the body."

Compared to Lehrer, she was almost Nigel-like.  :lulz:
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Re: I'm watching the second presidential debate...
« Reply #14 on: October 17, 2012, 04:21:12 pm »
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