Oh god, I think I am crying from laughing too much.
So, over in the UK we have this thing called the English Defence League. It's sort of a Teabaggers meets football hooligans, with less libertarianism and more outright fascism. The EDL claim to be defending England from Muslim extremists....although, when you ask their members, it often seems every Muslims is an extremist, and everyone from the Middle East or South Asia is a Muslim.
Anyway, their hilariously illiterate online rants have led to some wag invented a EDL Literary Division tumblr
, where their...unusual prose is broken down and turned into beautiful poetry. Here is what I consider to the magnum opus of this project:
illumiati conspiracy theorist gimps of anonymice
any one can threat over a key board sausages
detack you propergander
go back to cockoo land..how dare you be so insilant!!!
EDL is not a righted winged party
we are deemedrs of Englishness
get ya facts right ya soap digging bastard
I hope u get ur come up ons
sheffield newcastle glasgow ext ext ext
essex or surrounding hairier
mouth a protest, shitstare
standing up against Muslim peas rings
Muslim synthesizers, bonified paedos
terarisam, terriny, richeous holycost
The predators are waiting and praying on the vulnerable
Its not rocket salad people
people that read books are fictionist.
all are ill with 10 kids voting sleeps , wake up
IDIOLOGICAL NUM NUTS
i know water and soap is like criptamite to you lot
week trators manovered revolunishnents
YOU’R ARE THE LOOSER ON THE GAME
as a scientist i can tell you your clames are false
EMBRACE BRITISH CULTAR!!
Beautiful ideology, more like an evil colt
they have their own adjendure
they wat stone into b law
they cry racisum, fucking rediculouse!
this is serioas man its not rapin compittion
a bit sinicter, unbaleivable
ACTIONS SPEAK LOADER WORDS
Time for a new Adrians wall!!!
muslimification of britain
Lets wave our rights so as to not offend.
justice aint strongerenough
GIVE THEM SUPERIORITY TREATMENT
deprevation of character, anger breads fast
rasisam , riligiousisam and taotaliterian
it’s all got to be about board and lawful
How much is memebership? where can I join