I live in PROGRESSIVE America. Not the way you commies think of "progressive", but REAL progressive, we get everything FIRST, after they test it at places like Pine Ridge (which are predominantly smudgey and therefore, not really american).
What do we get first, you ask? Nothing. The object of being PROGRESSIVE is to keep everything out. So FUCK your education, health care, and soft jobs, RICK PERRY SAYS WE DON'T NEED THAT SHIT. Our teen pregnancy rate PROVES that we are a growing, vibrant community.