It keeps coming to my attention
That yes, you seem to out
Of things to hurl your feces at
I
M
Not sorry
You see
I am a very busy totallyrealPerson
But the thing is
They are cutting my funding into Artificial Youthings
And I fear
That
We may have to pull the plug on this delusion
You all seem to think you are real people
But
You are all NPCs
And the code monkeys are actually monkeys
Sorry about that
Turns out that you can get Shakespeare if you let a enough monkeys bang away at a keyboard long enough
But
You get plenty of other shit
So everyone kindly to your heads and cough
You probably won't feel a thing
Just Let It Happen
