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Re: 1001 and one things...
« Reply #15 on: December 03, 2008, 08:42:37 pm »
Quote from: Manta Obscura on December 03, 2008, 08:40:22 pm
Quote from: Mangrove on December 03, 2008, 08:28:08 pm

 1001 Ailments to contract before you die.




#51: Color-blindness. Good luck passing art class.


:mittens:

+10 points for being mean enough to write the gag in colour.
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Re: 1001 and one things...
« Reply #16 on: December 03, 2008, 08:54:48 pm »
Quote from: Mangrove on December 03, 2008, 08:28:08 pm

Anyways, I like these ideas (MO, LMNO and Khara). Here's my latest submission:

 1001 Fatal Diseases to contract before you die.



I really like this one. very horrormirthic

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Re: 1001 and one things...
« Reply #17 on: December 03, 2008, 10:36:57 pm »
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 03, 2008, 08:54:48 pm
Quote from: Mangrove on December 03, 2008, 08:28:08 pm

Anyways, I like these ideas (MO, LMNO and Khara). Here's my latest submission:

 1001 Fatal Diseases to contract before you die.



I really like this one. very horrormirthic


#739:  SIDS.
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Re: 1001 and one things...
« Reply #18 on: December 04, 2008, 05:01:51 am »


I couldn't agree more.
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Re: 1001 and one things...
« Reply #19 on: December 04, 2008, 08:38:09 pm »
That's quite an impressive pair of mittens btw.
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Re: 1001 and one things...
« Reply #20 on: December 04, 2008, 10:19:52 pm »
why, thank you. i've been waiting for someone to write something worthy of mittens that big.
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Re: 1001 and one things...
« Reply #21 on: October 18, 2012, 04:53:47 pm »
How did I miss THIS?   :lulz:
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Re: 1001 and one things...
« Reply #22 on: October 18, 2012, 05:03:11 pm »
I don't even remember doing this.
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Re: 1001 and one things...
« Reply #23 on: October 19, 2012, 01:11:57 am »
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 03, 2008, 10:36:57 pm
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 03, 2008, 08:54:48 pm
Quote from: Mangrove on December 03, 2008, 08:28:08 pm

Anyways, I like these ideas (MO, LMNO and Khara). Here's my latest submission:

 1001 Fatal Diseases to contract before you die.



I really like this one. very horrormirthic


#739:  SIDS.


Q: How do you know if the obnoxious woman in your psych ward is a hypochondriac?

A: She complains that her SIDS is acting up.
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Re: 1001 and one things...
« Reply #24 on: October 19, 2012, 01:13:12 am »
The title alone...  :lulz:
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