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Re: 1001 and one things...
« Reply #15 on: December 03, 2008, 08:42:37 pm »

 1001 Ailments to contract before you die.




#51: Color-blindness. Good luck passing art class.


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+10 points for being mean enough to write the gag in colour.
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Re: 1001 and one things...
« Reply #16 on: December 03, 2008, 08:54:48 pm »

Anyways, I like these ideas (MO, LMNO and Khara). Here's my latest submission:

 1001 Fatal Diseases to contract before you die.



I really like this one. very horrormirthic

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Re: 1001 and one things...
« Reply #17 on: December 03, 2008, 10:36:57 pm »

Anyways, I like these ideas (MO, LMNO and Khara). Here's my latest submission:

 1001 Fatal Diseases to contract before you die.



I really like this one. very horrormirthic


#739:  SIDS.
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Re: 1001 and one things...
« Reply #18 on: December 04, 2008, 05:01:51 am »


I couldn't agree more.
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Re: 1001 and one things...
« Reply #19 on: December 04, 2008, 08:38:09 pm »
That's quite an impressive pair of mittens btw.
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« Reply #20 on: December 04, 2008, 10:19:52 pm »
why, thank you. i've been waiting for someone to write something worthy of mittens that big.
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« Reply #21 on: October 18, 2012, 04:53:47 pm »
How did I miss THIS?   :lulz:
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Re: 1001 and one things...
« Reply #22 on: October 18, 2012, 05:03:11 pm »
I don't even remember doing this.
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Re: 1001 and one things...
« Reply #23 on: October 19, 2012, 01:11:57 am »

Anyways, I like these ideas (MO, LMNO and Khara). Here's my latest submission:

 1001 Fatal Diseases to contract before you die.



I really like this one. very horrormirthic


#739:  SIDS.


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Re: 1001 and one things...
« Reply #24 on: October 19, 2012, 01:13:12 am »
The title alone...  :lulz:
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