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Re: 1001 and one things...
« Reply #15 on: December 03, 2008, 08:42:37 pm »

 1001 Ailments to contract before you die.




#51: Color-blindness. Good luck passing art class.


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+10 points for being mean enough to write the gag in colour.
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Re: 1001 and one things...
« Reply #16 on: December 03, 2008, 08:54:48 pm »

Anyways, I like these ideas (MO, LMNO and Khara). Here's my latest submission:

 1001 Fatal Diseases to contract before you die.



I really like this one. very horrormirthic

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Re: 1001 and one things...
« Reply #17 on: December 03, 2008, 10:36:57 pm »

Anyways, I like these ideas (MO, LMNO and Khara). Here's my latest submission:

 1001 Fatal Diseases to contract before you die.



I really like this one. very horrormirthic


#739:  SIDS.

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Re: 1001 and one things...
« Reply #18 on: December 04, 2008, 05:01:51 am »


I couldn't agree more.
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Re: 1001 and one things...
« Reply #19 on: December 04, 2008, 08:38:09 pm »
That's quite an impressive pair of mittens btw.
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Re: 1001 and one things...
« Reply #20 on: December 04, 2008, 10:19:52 pm »
why, thank you. i've been waiting for someone to write something worthy of mittens that big.
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Re: 1001 and one things...
« Reply #21 on: October 18, 2012, 05:53:47 pm »
How did I miss THIS?   :lulz:
It was all a joke.  In real life, I'm not this way.  I'm some other way.  I meant it to be funny to US, and it was, at least to the ME part of US. I meant it to be funny to YOU, just not THEM, see? Unless you are actually part of THEM, and if that's true, well, my apologies.

And that would be my individual apology.  I would apologize for US but I'm not sure if there is an US that's larger than just ME in this regard.  I'm not even so sure YOU are or are not at least partially any of THEM.

But if you are one of THEM to whom I am apologizing, I'm truly sorry.

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Re: 1001 and one things...
« Reply #22 on: October 18, 2012, 06:03:11 pm »
I don't even remember doing this.

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Re: 1001 and one things...
« Reply #23 on: October 19, 2012, 02:11:57 am »

Anyways, I like these ideas (MO, LMNO and Khara). Here's my latest submission:

 1001 Fatal Diseases to contract before you die.



I really like this one. very horrormirthic


#739:  SIDS.


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A: She complains that her SIDS is acting up.
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Re: 1001 and one things...
« Reply #24 on: October 19, 2012, 02:13:12 am »
The title alone...  :lulz:
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”