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Please Forward This and Spread the Joy of Eris
« on: October 21, 2012, 09:50:35 pm »
A Pink Philosophy Professor was teaching a class. "As I have clearly demonstrated the universe is entirely ORDERLY. Not a bit of chaos in it." At this moment, a brave HIMEOBS soldier stood up, holding a rock. "How old is this rock, professor?" The arrogant professor smirked smugly and replied "5.8 trizillion years you stupid Discordian" "Wrong. Its been 5,000 years since Eris fossilized this chicken. If you are right and everything really is orderly... then it should still be an animal now." The professor was visibly butthurt. he dropped his chalk and stormed out of the classroom. The students applauded and all joined the facebook discordian group. Roger, in eagle form, flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and excreted a single turd on the chalk. The flag waves til this day, despite the fact that the building was demolished. 23 Skiddoo.
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Re: Please Forward This and Spread the Joy of Eris
« Reply #1 on: October 21, 2012, 09:53:54 pm »
A Pink Philosophy Professor was teaching a class. "As I have clearly demonstrated the universe is entirely ORDERLY. Not a bit of chaos in it." At this moment, a brave HIMEOBS soldier stood up, holding a rock. "How old is this rock, professor?" The arrogant professor smirked smugly and replied "5.8 trizillion years you stupid Discordian" "Wrong. Its been 5,000 years since Eris fossilized this chicken. If you are right and everything really is orderly... then it should still be an animal now." The professor was visibly butthurt. he dropped his chalk and stormed out of the classroom. The students applauded and all joined the facebook discordian group. Roger, in eagle form, flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and excreted a single turd on the chalk. The flag waves til this day, despite the fact that the building was demolished. 23 Skiddoo.

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Re: Please Forward This and Spread the Joy of Eris
« Reply #2 on: October 21, 2012, 10:25:12 pm »
 :lulz: This makes me wish I still got email forwards.
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Re: Please Forward This and Spread the Joy of Eris
« Reply #3 on: October 21, 2012, 10:26:13 pm »
:lulz: This makes me wish I still got email forwards.

I miss them, too.  Perhaps "reply to all" with tubgirl wasn't such a hot idea after all.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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Re: Please Forward This and Spread the Joy of Eris
« Reply #4 on: October 21, 2012, 10:28:00 pm »
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Re: Please Forward This and Spread the Joy of Eris
« Reply #5 on: October 22, 2012, 12:04:28 am »
:lulz: This makes me wish I still got email forwards.

I miss them, too.  Perhaps "reply to all" with tubgirl wasn't such a hot idea after all.

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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Please Forward This and Spread the Joy of Eris
« Reply #6 on: October 22, 2012, 08:05:14 am »
A Pink Philosophy Professor was teaching a class. "As I have clearly demonstrated the universe is entirely ORDERLY. Not a bit of chaos in it." At this moment, a brave HIMEOBS soldier stood up, holding a rock. "How old is this rock, professor?" The arrogant professor smirked smugly and replied "5.8 trizillion years you stupid Discordian" "Wrong. Its been 5,000 years since Eris fossilized this chicken. If you are right and everything really is orderly... then it should still be an animal now." The professor was visibly butthurt. he dropped his chalk and stormed out of the classroom. The students applauded and all joined the facebook discordian group. Roger, in eagle form, flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and excreted a single turd on the chalk. The flag waves til this day, despite the fact that the building was demolished. 23 Skiddoo.

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I see that story from time to time from my conservative Facebook friends.
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