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HOW DO YOU STOP YOUR FILTHY DISCORDIAN* UNCLE
« on: October 25, 2012, 02:36:20 am »
From bugging your wife with screenshots of his flight simulator game, depicting UFO encounters over your house?




*by accident
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Re: HOW DO YOU STOP YOUR FILTHY DISCORDIAN* UNCLE
« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2012, 02:59:34 am »
From bugging your wife with screenshots of his flight simulator game, depicting UFO encounters over your house?




*by accident

Have her depict some screenshots back at him, preferably chosen at random from a selection provided by GIGGLES.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: HOW DO YOU STOP YOUR FILTHY DISCORDIAN* UNCLE
« Reply #2 on: October 25, 2012, 03:29:27 am »
From bugging your wife with screenshots of his flight simulator game, depicting UFO encounters over your house?




*by accident

Give his email address to Man Yellow/Man Green.

We are experts.
It was all a joke.  In real life, I'm not this way.  I'm some other way.  I meant it to be funny to US, and it was, at least to the ME part of US. I meant it to be funny to YOU, just not THEM, see? Unless you are actually part of THEM, and if that's true, well, my apologies.

And that would be my individual apology.  I would apologize for US but I'm not sure if there is an US that's larger than just ME in this regard.  I'm not even so sure YOU are or are not at least partially any of THEM.

But if you are one of THEM to whom I am apologizing, I'm truly sorry.

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Re: HOW DO YOU STOP YOUR FILTHY DISCORDIAN* UNCLE
« Reply #3 on: October 25, 2012, 03:34:49 am »
I'd hate to punish the poor man. He doesn't even KNOW he's a Discordian. All he knows is he hangs out on the outskirts of Seattle wearing Mao jackets with homemade military decorations. Perfectly normal.
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Re: HOW DO YOU STOP YOUR FILTHY DISCORDIAN* UNCLE
« Reply #4 on: October 25, 2012, 03:37:58 am »
Put him in a room with another Discordian.

I never much liked Seattle anyway.
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Re: HOW DO YOU STOP YOUR FILTHY DISCORDIAN* UNCLE
« Reply #5 on: October 25, 2012, 03:47:27 am »
I should just link him here.
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Re: HOW DO YOU STOP YOUR FILTHY DISCORDIAN* UNCLE
« Reply #6 on: October 25, 2012, 04:43:07 am »
I'd hate to punish the poor man. He doesn't even KNOW he's a Discordian. All he knows is he hangs out on the outskirts of Seattle wearing Mao jackets with homemade military decorations. Perfectly normal.

WUT??

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Re: HOW DO YOU STOP YOUR FILTHY DISCORDIAN* UNCLE
« Reply #7 on: October 25, 2012, 05:00:38 am »
I should just link him here.

I thought you didn't want to punish him?
It was all a joke.  In real life, I'm not this way.  I'm some other way.  I meant it to be funny to US, and it was, at least to the ME part of US. I meant it to be funny to YOU, just not THEM, see? Unless you are actually part of THEM, and if that's true, well, my apologies.

And that would be my individual apology.  I would apologize for US but I'm not sure if there is an US that's larger than just ME in this regard.  I'm not even so sure YOU are or are not at least partially any of THEM.

But if you are one of THEM to whom I am apologizing, I'm truly sorry.

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Re: HOW DO YOU STOP YOUR FILTHY DISCORDIAN* UNCLE
« Reply #8 on: October 25, 2012, 05:05:46 am »
PD does not stand for Punishing Discordians*









*yes it does
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Re: HOW DO YOU STOP YOUR FILTHY DISCORDIAN* UNCLE
« Reply #9 on: October 25, 2012, 02:32:44 pm »
From bugging your wife with screenshots of his flight simulator game, depicting UFO encounters over your house?




*by accident

Give his email address to Man Yellow/Man Green.

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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”