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HOW DO YOU STOP YOUR FILTHY DISCORDIAN* UNCLE
« on: October 25, 2012, 02:36:20 am »
From bugging your wife with screenshots of his flight simulator game, depicting UFO encounters over your house?




*by accident
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Re: HOW DO YOU STOP YOUR FILTHY DISCORDIAN* UNCLE
« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2012, 02:59:34 am »
From bugging your wife with screenshots of his flight simulator game, depicting UFO encounters over your house?




*by accident

Have her depict some screenshots back at him, preferably chosen at random from a selection provided by GIGGLES.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: HOW DO YOU STOP YOUR FILTHY DISCORDIAN* UNCLE
« Reply #2 on: October 25, 2012, 03:29:27 am »
From bugging your wife with screenshots of his flight simulator game, depicting UFO encounters over your house?




*by accident

Give his email address to Man Yellow/Man Green.

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Re: HOW DO YOU STOP YOUR FILTHY DISCORDIAN* UNCLE
« Reply #3 on: October 25, 2012, 03:34:49 am »
I'd hate to punish the poor man. He doesn't even KNOW he's a Discordian. All he knows is he hangs out on the outskirts of Seattle wearing Mao jackets with homemade military decorations. Perfectly normal.
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Re: HOW DO YOU STOP YOUR FILTHY DISCORDIAN* UNCLE
« Reply #4 on: October 25, 2012, 03:37:58 am »
Put him in a room with another Discordian.

I never much liked Seattle anyway.
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Re: HOW DO YOU STOP YOUR FILTHY DISCORDIAN* UNCLE
« Reply #5 on: October 25, 2012, 03:47:27 am »
I should just link him here.
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Re: HOW DO YOU STOP YOUR FILTHY DISCORDIAN* UNCLE
« Reply #6 on: October 25, 2012, 04:43:07 am »
I'd hate to punish the poor man. He doesn't even KNOW he's a Discordian. All he knows is he hangs out on the outskirts of Seattle wearing Mao jackets with homemade military decorations. Perfectly normal.

WUT??

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« Reply #7 on: October 25, 2012, 05:00:38 am »
I should just link him here.

I thought you didn't want to punish him?
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Re: HOW DO YOU STOP YOUR FILTHY DISCORDIAN* UNCLE
« Reply #8 on: October 25, 2012, 05:05:46 am »
PD does not stand for Punishing Discordians*









*yes it does
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Re: HOW DO YOU STOP YOUR FILTHY DISCORDIAN* UNCLE
« Reply #9 on: October 25, 2012, 02:32:44 pm »
From bugging your wife with screenshots of his flight simulator game, depicting UFO encounters over your house?




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Give his email address to Man Yellow/Man Green.

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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”