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HOW DO YOU STOP YOUR FILTHY DISCORDIAN* UNCLE
« on: October 25, 2012, 01:36:20 am »
From bugging your wife with screenshots of his flight simulator game, depicting UFO encounters over your house?




*by accident
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Re: HOW DO YOU STOP YOUR FILTHY DISCORDIAN* UNCLE
« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2012, 01:59:34 am »
Quote from: V3X on October 25, 2012, 01:36:20 am
From bugging your wife with screenshots of his flight simulator game, depicting UFO encounters over your house?




*by accident

Have her depict some screenshots back at him, preferably chosen at random from a selection provided by GIGGLES.
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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

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Re: HOW DO YOU STOP YOUR FILTHY DISCORDIAN* UNCLE
« Reply #2 on: October 25, 2012, 02:29:27 am »
Quote from: V3X on October 25, 2012, 01:36:20 am
From bugging your wife with screenshots of his flight simulator game, depicting UFO encounters over your house?




*by accident

Give his email address to Man Yellow/Man Green.

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Re: HOW DO YOU STOP YOUR FILTHY DISCORDIAN* UNCLE
« Reply #3 on: October 25, 2012, 02:34:49 am »
I'd hate to punish the poor man. He doesn't even KNOW he's a Discordian. All he knows is he hangs out on the outskirts of Seattle wearing Mao jackets with homemade military decorations. Perfectly normal.
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Re: HOW DO YOU STOP YOUR FILTHY DISCORDIAN* UNCLE
« Reply #4 on: October 25, 2012, 02:37:58 am »
Put him in a room with another Discordian.

I never much liked Seattle anyway.
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Re: HOW DO YOU STOP YOUR FILTHY DISCORDIAN* UNCLE
« Reply #5 on: October 25, 2012, 02:47:27 am »
I should just link him here.
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Re: HOW DO YOU STOP YOUR FILTHY DISCORDIAN* UNCLE
« Reply #6 on: October 25, 2012, 03:43:07 am »
Quote from: V3X on October 25, 2012, 02:34:49 am
I'd hate to punish the poor man. He doesn't even KNOW he's a Discordian. All he knows is he hangs out on the outskirts of Seattle wearing Mao jackets with homemade military decorations. Perfectly normal.

WUT??
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Re: HOW DO YOU STOP YOUR FILTHY DISCORDIAN* UNCLE
« Reply #7 on: October 25, 2012, 04:00:38 am »
Quote from: V3X on October 25, 2012, 02:47:27 am
I should just link him here.

I thought you didn't want to punish him?
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Re: HOW DO YOU STOP YOUR FILTHY DISCORDIAN* UNCLE
« Reply #8 on: October 25, 2012, 04:05:46 am »
PD does not stand for Punishing Discordians*









*yes it does
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Re: HOW DO YOU STOP YOUR FILTHY DISCORDIAN* UNCLE
« Reply #9 on: October 25, 2012, 01:32:44 pm »
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 25, 2012, 02:29:27 am
Quote from: V3X on October 25, 2012, 01:36:20 am
From bugging your wife with screenshots of his flight simulator game, depicting UFO encounters over your house?




*by accident

Give his email address to Man Yellow/Man Green.

We are experts.

Yes. We're here to help.
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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
― Assata Shaku
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