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HOW DO YOU STOP YOUR FILTHY DISCORDIAN* UNCLE
« on: October 25, 2012, 01:36:20 am »
From bugging your wife with screenshots of his flight simulator game, depicting UFO encounters over your house?




*by accident
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Re: HOW DO YOU STOP YOUR FILTHY DISCORDIAN* UNCLE
« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2012, 01:59:34 am »
From bugging your wife with screenshots of his flight simulator game, depicting UFO encounters over your house?




*by accident

Have her depict some screenshots back at him, preferably chosen at random from a selection provided by GIGGLES.
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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
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Re: HOW DO YOU STOP YOUR FILTHY DISCORDIAN* UNCLE
« Reply #2 on: October 25, 2012, 02:29:27 am »
From bugging your wife with screenshots of his flight simulator game, depicting UFO encounters over your house?




*by accident

Give his email address to Man Yellow/Man Green.

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Re: HOW DO YOU STOP YOUR FILTHY DISCORDIAN* UNCLE
« Reply #3 on: October 25, 2012, 02:34:49 am »
I'd hate to punish the poor man. He doesn't even KNOW he's a Discordian. All he knows is he hangs out on the outskirts of Seattle wearing Mao jackets with homemade military decorations. Perfectly normal.
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Re: HOW DO YOU STOP YOUR FILTHY DISCORDIAN* UNCLE
« Reply #4 on: October 25, 2012, 02:37:58 am »
Put him in a room with another Discordian.

I never much liked Seattle anyway.
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Re: HOW DO YOU STOP YOUR FILTHY DISCORDIAN* UNCLE
« Reply #5 on: October 25, 2012, 02:47:27 am »
I should just link him here.
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Re: HOW DO YOU STOP YOUR FILTHY DISCORDIAN* UNCLE
« Reply #6 on: October 25, 2012, 03:43:07 am »
I'd hate to punish the poor man. He doesn't even KNOW he's a Discordian. All he knows is he hangs out on the outskirts of Seattle wearing Mao jackets with homemade military decorations. Perfectly normal.

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Re: HOW DO YOU STOP YOUR FILTHY DISCORDIAN* UNCLE
« Reply #7 on: October 25, 2012, 04:00:38 am »
I should just link him here.

I thought you didn't want to punish him?
"The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it's profitable to continue the illusion. At the point where the illusion becomes too expensive to maintain, they will just take down the scenery, they will pull back the curtains, they will move the tables and chairs out of the way, and you will see the brick wall at the back of the theatre."
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Re: HOW DO YOU STOP YOUR FILTHY DISCORDIAN* UNCLE
« Reply #8 on: October 25, 2012, 04:05:46 am »
PD does not stand for Punishing Discordians*









*yes it does
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Re: HOW DO YOU STOP YOUR FILTHY DISCORDIAN* UNCLE
« Reply #9 on: October 25, 2012, 01:32:44 pm »
From bugging your wife with screenshots of his flight simulator game, depicting UFO encounters over your house?




*by accident

Give his email address to Man Yellow/Man Green.

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Tiny and Terrible Strap-On Fuckhorde of Tonight's Wrong Turn.

“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
― Assata Shaku