Now, if you don't mind, I'd like to clear the checklist off...So please accuse me of the following things:
1. Not being a REAL Discordian.
2. Controling the minds of the other members, ala Jim Jones or with orbital mind control lasers, etc.
3. Being an old curmudgeony bald-headed bastard.
Thanks in advance.
I caught that - trying to slip #3 in there like it isn't true.
Actually, I have hair this month.
Pics or it didn't happen.
And seriously, Burns left forever because some aspie got butthurt over nobody being interested or impressed with their aspie-ness? I mean, I get the sense it's probably his GF/wife/what the fuck ever, but just because you're touching genitals with someone doesn't mean that sending them to PD is a good idea. In fact, it's consistently one of worst ideas people have regarding this site. And if they come to PD and have their own intellectual and/or social weaknesses exposed, how does that make PD the asshole? And to top it off, there are two possibilities: Tipareth demanded that Burns stop being friends with us and he complied, which makes her a manipulative and controlling shitneck and him a weak-minded bowl of dick pudding OR Burns decided on his own that if we weren't nice to his special little friend then we weren't worth his time anymore. Not sure which I think is worse, but they both suck a bunch of donkey balls.
Burns was one of my favorite posters here. I'm sad that my estimation of him as a person is lowered.