Author Topic: UNLIMITED TEXAS APPRECIATION THREAD  (Read 2914 times)

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Re: UNLIMITED TEXAS APPRECIATION THREAD
« Reply #16 on: May 30, 2015, 08:58:52 am »
"THUS SPAKE THE DESERT PROPHET ROGER, HIS EYES AGLAZE, HIS BALLS AFIRE, HIS HAIR RECEEDED DUE TO YOUR INABILITY TO SHUT UP"
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Re: UNLIMITED TEXAS APPRECIATION THREAD
« Reply #17 on: May 30, 2015, 06:57:00 pm »
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: UNLIMITED TEXAS APPRECIATION THREAD
« Reply #18 on: May 30, 2015, 08:02:08 pm »
Nah, that's just Austin and Houston. Both well known for being wretched hives of scum and villainy.

The rest of the state is way too righteous to merit Smiting™.  :roll:
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