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What do you think?

SHUT UP
3 (9.1%)
FUCK OFF
3 (9.1%)
SHUT UP AND FUCK OFF
6 (18.2%)
FUCK OFF AND SHUT UP
7 (21.2%)
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
14 (42.4%)

Total Members Voted: 33

Voting closed: November 10, 2012, 06:50:39 pm

Author Topic: PD Readership Poll, part I  (Read 538 times)

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PD Readership Poll, part I
« on: October 31, 2012, 06:50:39 pm »
This is the first of 5 polls, which will be used to make changes to PD to make it more user-friendly, as well as more educational.

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Re: PD Readership Poll, part I
« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2012, 07:04:34 pm »
Cant see poll on phone. Will vote when i get home.

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Re: PD Readership Poll, part I
« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2012, 07:13:05 pm »
I AM THE CANCER KILLING PD, AND I VOTE.
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Re: PD Readership Poll, part I
« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2012, 07:23:04 pm »
BETTER OPTIONS THAN THE US PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION ITT
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Re: PD Readership Poll, part I
« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2012, 07:25:02 pm »
BETTER OPTIONS THAN THE US PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION ITT

This is why all leadership issues should be addressed to me, rather than the White House.

Unless there's a big fucking storm or something.  That looks too much like work.
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Re: PD Readership Poll, part I
« Reply #5 on: October 31, 2012, 07:26:48 pm »
BETTER OPTIONS THAN THE US PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION ITT

This is why all leadership issues should be addressed to me, rather than the White House.

Unless there's a big fucking storm or something.  That looks too much like work.

Dear The Good President Roadkill,

My neighbors in the apartment below me insist on playing their music WAY too fucking loud.

And it's Justin Bieber.

What do?
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Re: PD Readership Poll, part I
« Reply #6 on: October 31, 2012, 07:27:32 pm »
BETTER OPTIONS THAN THE US PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION ITT

This is why all leadership issues should be addressed to me, rather than the White House.

Unless there's a big fucking storm or something.  That looks too much like work.

Dear The Good President Roadkill,

My neighbors in the apartment below me insist on playing their music WAY too fucking loud.

And it's Justin Bieber.

What do?

Burn the building down.
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Re: PD Readership Poll, part I
« Reply #7 on: October 31, 2012, 10:05:00 pm »
1. Borrow one of my anvils. 

2.  Your floor is their ceiling - hence there is a mutual structural portion to sharpen.

3.  Post Honey Boo Boo quotes to cupie dolls and hand them outside their windows.  If you need an impromptu doll-sized gibbet then call me and I'll see what I can fabricate.
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Re: PD Readership Poll, part I
« Reply #8 on: October 31, 2012, 10:22:30 pm »
I am exercising my right to not vote in stupid opinion polls. As a result, I have to reconsider my stance on poll voting altogether.  :argh!:

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Re: PD Readership Poll, part I
« Reply #9 on: October 31, 2012, 10:48:28 pm »
BETTER OPTIONS THAN THE US PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION ITT

This is why all leadership issues should be addressed to me, rather than the White House.

Unless there's a big fucking storm or something.  That looks too much like work.

Dear The Good President Roadkill,

My neighbors in the apartment below me insist on playing their music WAY too fucking loud.

And it's Justin Bieber.

What do?

Burn the building down.

My stuff is in there.  And my cats, which at least pretend to be more civilized than yours.  (They stay the hell out of the booze cabinet, for example.)

Also, rent, while not CHEAP, includes all utilities, including internet.

1. Borrow one of my anvils. 

2.  Your floor is their ceiling - hence there is a mutual structural portion to sharpen.

3.  Post Honey Boo Boo quotes to cupie dolls and hand them outside their windows.  If you need an impromptu doll-sized gibbet then call me and I'll see what I can fabricate.

Anvil...  Tempting, yes, tempting...  I can think of a few projects that could possibly need some enthusiastic work on an anvil...

You may NOT sharpen my floor.  I walk around barefoot, and if you dice my cats, we will have WORDS.

In order to post Honey Boo Boo quotes, I might have to WATCH that crap... 

Yes...  The anvil, I think.  :)
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Re: PD Readership Poll, part I
« Reply #10 on: November 01, 2012, 12:59:14 am »
Wait for them to turn it off. Stomp on the floor like a herd of buffalo doing the cha-cha in your living room. Keep going for a while, as long as you can stand. Repeat as necessary.
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Re: PD Readership Poll, part I
« Reply #11 on: November 01, 2012, 03:23:24 am »
Louis Jordan records at 5:00 am.




That's pretty much it.
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Re: PD Readership Poll, part I
« Reply #12 on: November 01, 2012, 06:19:17 pm »
I can only assume the poll options are a Roadkillese cipher for actual site improvements.
SHUT UP: Head-topped pikes at every corner
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SHUT UP AND FUCK OFF: Contortionist reptile-people welcomed as friends
FUCK OFF AND SHUT UP: War with the contortionist reptile-people
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP: Rev. Roadkill presses The Button.
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Re: PD Readership Poll, part I
« Reply #13 on: November 01, 2012, 06:56:05 pm »
In that case, I vote "yes".
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Re: PD Readership Poll, part I
« Reply #14 on: November 07, 2012, 02:34:07 am »
This is actually harder for me to decide than the ballot referendum in my city for whether or not in should be manditory to have two officers to a car.

After careful consideration, I think the choice is clear. Maybe it's just the new number on the front of my age, maybe it's the new life I've been living, but I think I'm now a FUCK OFF AND SHUT UP kind of guy.

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