BETTER OPTIONS THAN THE US PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION ITT
This is why all leadership issues should be addressed to me, rather than the White House.
Unless there's a big fucking storm or something. That looks too much like work.
Dear The Good President Roadkill,
My neighbors in the apartment below me insist on playing their music WAY too fucking loud.
And it's Justin Bieber.
Burn the building down.
My stuff is in there. And my cats, which at least pretend to be more civilized than yours. (They stay the hell out of the booze cabinet, for example.)
Also, rent, while not CHEAP, includes all utilities, including internet.
1. Borrow one of my anvils.
2. Your floor is their ceiling - hence there is a mutual structural portion to sharpen.
3. Post Honey Boo Boo quotes to cupie dolls and hand them outside their windows. If you need an impromptu doll-sized gibbet then call me and I'll see what I can fabricate.
Anvil... Tempting, yes, tempting... I can think of a few projects that could possibly need some enthusiastic work on an anvil...
You may NOT sharpen my floor. I walk around barefoot, and if you dice my cats, we will have WORDS.
In order to post Honey Boo Boo quotes, I might have to WATCH that crap...
Yes... The anvil, I think.