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Flouncebook
« on: November 02, 2012, 11:46:28 pm »
Please sign your name, noting the date and time, in this thread when you flounce. Also, if you un-flounce, please check back in here. This will help us keep track.
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Re: Flouncebook
« Reply #1 on: November 03, 2012, 01:55:31 am »
I would assume that most flouncers are unlikely to post it here, but i like the idea.  :lol:
would it be in violation of board guidelines to have flounce announcements split here by moderator action for posterity?
....or i guess links could just be made.

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Re: Flouncebook
« Reply #2 on: November 03, 2012, 04:59:51 am »
^TIMESTAMP

FLOUNCE
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Re: Flouncebook
« Reply #3 on: November 03, 2012, 12:53:35 pm »
I'm going to flounce tomorrow morning at precisely 2 am and return at 1 am that same day.






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Re: Flouncebook
« Reply #4 on: November 03, 2012, 01:22:27 pm »
^TIMESTAMP

FLOUNCE

I'm uh...I'm back.  Boy is my face red.
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Re: Flouncebook
« Reply #5 on: November 03, 2012, 03:47:42 pm »
I'm in the middle of a prolonged absence, does that count? Should I post here?
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Re: Flouncebook
« Reply #6 on: November 03, 2012, 04:10:11 pm »
I'm in the middle of a prolonged absence, does that count? Should I post here?

No.  You have to formally declare your intent to return first, then flounce.  We have a process for this kind of thing.

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Re: Flouncebook
« Reply #7 on: November 03, 2012, 04:44:55 pm »
I think the idea of moving flounce posts to their own thread is hilarious.  :lulz:
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Re: Flouncebook
« Reply #8 on: November 03, 2012, 05:05:22 pm »
ERHMAHGERD, I HAET YOU ALL.  I'M NEVER COMING BACK EVER!

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Re: Flouncebook
« Reply #9 on: November 03, 2012, 11:37:55 pm »
I'm in the middle of a prolonged absence, does that count? Should I post here?

No.  You have to formally declare your intent to return first, then flounce.  We have a process for this kind of thing.

Ok, so, if I do flounce with an intent to return, can I haz absentee ballot?
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Re: Flouncebook
« Reply #10 on: November 04, 2012, 01:58:17 am »


 :lulz:
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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
― Assata Shaku

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Re: Flouncebook
« Reply #11 on: November 04, 2012, 02:04:14 am »
I'm in the middle of a prolonged absence, does that count? Should I post here?

No.  You have to formally declare your intent to return first, then flounce.  We have a process for this kind of thing.

Ok, so, if I do flounce with an intent to return, can I haz absentee ballot?

We need form 1704B filled in triplicate, along with two state-issued forms of ID, a utility bill as proof of address and the written character testimony of a former civil servant, teacher, member of the armed forces, legal officer or similar profession before we can issue the absentee ballot.  You know the rules.

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Re: Flouncebook
« Reply #12 on: November 07, 2012, 02:23:47 am »
Fuck.
Question: I flounced from FB about 8 months ago and informed no one. Was my ballot today legal, or did my blunder potentially cost Jill Stein the election?
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Re: Flouncebook
« Reply #13 on: November 07, 2012, 05:49:54 pm »
Flouncing as soon as I'm annoyed or bored.
Returning as soon as I remember that other people have no obligation to be as I want them to be, and that I make my own fun.
what is this kid talking about?

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Re: Flouncebook
« Reply #14 on: November 07, 2012, 06:02:30 pm »
If I ever decide to Take My Boa and Go, I shall not announce my doing so.