Author Topic: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.  (Read 1722 times)

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Holist has informed me that Nigel and I mentally control all of you, and that we squash his brilliant posts because we're BAD and WRONG.  While this is most likely true, I'd like to know what OTHER horrible shit we are responsible for.

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Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2012, 06:55:30 pm »
Hurricanes Katrina and Sandy
90% of Beached Whale incidents
Greenpeace
The fact that Julian Assange is still on the loose
Internet piracy
Somalian piracy
Mitt Romney's back hair
The death of reasonable discourse in America
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Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2012, 06:56:31 pm »
I heard that you two actually invented bedbugs.

THANKS ALOT OBAMA ROGER & NIGEL!

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Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2012, 06:58:02 pm »
You are the reason the Anasazi abandoned their pueblos.

You are the reason the Mayans are ending the world next month (Kali Nigel, man)

You are the reason the American lion went extinct (they couldn't keep up with Roger's yeti self).
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Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2012, 07:00:38 pm »
I heard that you two actually invented bedbugs.

THANKS ALOT OBAMA ROGER & NIGEL!

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Yeah, but Nigel dropped the cannister somewhere in California.  It was ugly.

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Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2012, 07:01:12 pm »
The death of reasonable discourse in America

I'd actually like to think I had a real hand in that.   :lulz:
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Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
« Reply #6 on: November 05, 2012, 07:02:01 pm »
You are the reason the Anasazi abandoned their pueblos.

Or, at the very least, we're responsible for the horrible cannibalism that came directly afterward.
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Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
« Reply #7 on: November 05, 2012, 07:06:16 pm »
You are responsible for early onset male pattern baldness.
You put all the 404 pages on the internet.
You secretly manage the music careers of Justin Bieber, Taylor Swift, Nicki Minaj and Pitbull.
ROGER DID WTC.  TWICE.
You are responsible for the Egg McMuffin.
You drank my last beer.
You are that fucking n00b on ME3 coop who keeps trying to melee with the instakill enemies, requiring me to save your ass every 20 seconds, despite having the health, shields and generally survivability of a gnat in a furnace because I spec'd out for maximum damage, not maximum "saving people from their own stupidity".
You are responsible for whales beaching themselves after swimming up the Thames.
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Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
« Reply #8 on: November 05, 2012, 07:07:24 pm »
You are responsible for whales beaching themselves after swimming up the Thames.

Can they even do that?
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Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
« Reply #9 on: November 05, 2012, 07:08:35 pm »
Ass Cancer.  There, I said it.
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Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
« Reply #10 on: November 05, 2012, 07:09:13 pm »
You are responsible for whales beaching themselves after swimming up the Thames.

Can they even do that?

More than once, even

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/River_Thames_whale
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2009/sep/14/dead-humpback-whale-in-thames

You'd think the pollution would kill them before they got too far.
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Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
« Reply #11 on: November 05, 2012, 07:12:11 pm »
The Fresno Eddy
Forest fires.
Old people who say "hooked on the drugs"
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Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
« Reply #12 on: November 05, 2012, 07:15:04 pm »
The chemical reaction that makes beer skunk
Cluster flies
When you're straightening up and you move something temporarily and can't find it again? Roger and Nigel moved it somewhere else entirely.
Holist is actually the result of Roger and Nigel being stuck in a time warp and becoming his grandparents.
Roger and Nigel missed that time warp because of Holist, so now Roger and Nigel are responsible for the destruction of reality.
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Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
« Reply #13 on: November 05, 2012, 07:19:46 pm »
Roger and Nigel installed the little mind-wiping devices into everyone's doorframes, thus creating the so-called "psychological phenomenon" that causes you to forget what you came into the kitchen for.

Roger and Nigel directly and personally conspired to make me stop posting on PD.com. Look what they made me do.

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Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
« Reply #14 on: November 05, 2012, 07:20:27 pm »
Roger and Nigel installed the little mind-wiping devices into everyone's doorframes, thus creating the so-called "psychological phenomenon" that causes you to forget what you came into the kitchen for.

Roger and Nigel directly and personally conspired to make me stop posting on PD.com. Look what they made me do.

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