ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.

[Cainad]

Roger and Nigel installed the little mind-wiping devices into everyone's doorframes, thus creating the so-called "psychological phenomenon" that causes you to forget what you came into the kitchen for.

Roger and Nigel directly and personally conspired to make me stop posting on PD.com. Look what they made me do.

It's your avatar.  It gives me the wobblies.

Well, okay. That one's TripZip's fault.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

You are responsible for whales beaching themselves after swimming up the Thames.

Can they even do that?

More than once, even

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/River_Thames_whale
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2009/sep/14/dead-humpback-whale-in-thames

You'd think the pollution would kill them before they got too far.

You'd think they'd have to crawl the last few miles.

[trippinprincezz13]

Papercuts under the fingernail.
That squirrel who always looks at me sideways.
Cats that don't bury their poop in the litter box.
When you've really been craving a steak so you give in an order one at a restaurant, then when they finally bring it out to you, it's a grilled chicken breast.
Mr. Crazy Asshole has left 6 crazy messages since 1:00. If you're feeling benevolent, tone down the mind lazors a bit so that he gets too drunk to drive. I'm too busy to deal with that shit right now.

Did I mention papercuts under the fingernail? 

[Mangrove]

SSOOKN officially blames the following on the posters known variously as Roger & Nigel.

(a) Holist*
(b) AKK (though, RWHN may disagree).
(c) Why corporations pay very little tax.
(d) Vegan 'meat substitute' products. Looks like bacon, tastes like hatred. 



* I know, kind of meta. You're using mind lazors on him specifically so that he accuses you of mind lazors thereby casting doubt on their existence. Very clever, I have to say.

[Luna]

TGRR is personally responsible for both back hair and male pattern baldness.  The testosterone he spews from his own dome shames the hair of other men into sliding down their necks and onto their backs.  It's revolting, and should be stopped, and if you spew that shit on my boyfriend I shall be cross.

There has been much posted about the fact that sasquach are rare due to Nigels... hobbies.  It has not, however, been mentioned that the simple fact that the reason that the ancestors humanity learned to climb trees in the first place is that Nigel got her hands on a time machine.  They were trying to ESCAPE. 

[Phox]

Rape babies.
Charles Darwin.
Godwin's Law.
Crematoriums next to residential areas.

[Waffleman]

Belgium.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Belgium.

You go too far, sir.

I am not responsible for the phlegms.

[Waffleman]

Belgium.

You go too far, sir.

I am not responsible for the phlegms.

the phlegms is what happens after Germany and France suffers a particularly thorough Nigelling. A somewhat unfortunate side-effect, but what can you do? I mean, NOT Nigelling the baguettes and krauts was never an option, was it?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Belgium.

You go too far, sir.

I am not responsible for the phlegms.

the phlegms is what happens after Germany and France suffers a particularly thorough Nigelling. A somewhat unfortunate side-effect, but what can you do? I mean, NOT Nigelling the baguettes and krauts was never an option, was it?

But it couldn't last, Waffle.  There were entirely too many Germans running around bow-legged in torn lederhosen, and too many Frenchmen wearing colostomy bags.

So they stopped fighting all the damn time, because that's what was attracting Nigel's attention.

Global War:  Not in NIGEL'S world.

[Don Coyote]

The Fresno Eddy
Forest fires.
Old people who say "hooked on the drugs"
/tg/

Hey I LIKE /tg/.

[Luna]

The Fresno Eddy
Forest fires.
Old people who say "hooked on the drugs"
/tg/

Hey I LIKE /tg/.

SEE??  MINDLAZORZ!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Juana Go?]

The Fresno Eddy
Forest fires.
Old people who say "hooked on the drugs"
/tg/

Hey I LIKE /tg/.

[M. Nigel Salt]

 

Also HEY CAINAD'S BACK!!!!

Also, BRB, ruining the world lol

[Richter]

If Roger was controlling me, there would be a higher body count.

If Nigel has been puppeting me this whole time I demand a retroactive "Dinner first"