Author Topic: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.  (Read 1503 times)

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Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
« Reply #15 on: November 05, 2012, 07:21:29 pm »
Roger and Nigel installed the little mind-wiping devices into everyone's doorframes, thus creating the so-called "psychological phenomenon" that causes you to forget what you came into the kitchen for.

Roger and Nigel directly and personally conspired to make me stop posting on PD.com. Look what they made me do.

It's your avatar.  It gives me the wobblies.

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Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
« Reply #16 on: November 05, 2012, 07:21:53 pm »
You are responsible for whales beaching themselves after swimming up the Thames.

Can they even do that?

More than once, even

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/River_Thames_whale
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2009/sep/14/dead-humpback-whale-in-thames

You'd think the pollution would kill them before they got too far.

You'd think they'd have to crawl the last few miles.
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Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
« Reply #17 on: November 05, 2012, 07:27:32 pm »
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Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
« Reply #18 on: November 05, 2012, 07:58:38 pm »
SSOOKN officially blames the following on the posters known variously as Roger & Nigel.

(a) Holist*
(b) AKK (though, RWHN may disagree).
(c) Why corporations pay very little tax.
(d) Vegan 'meat substitute' products. Looks like bacon, tastes like hatred.  :argh!:



* I know, kind of meta. You're using mind lazors on him specifically so that he accuses you of mind lazors thereby casting doubt on their existence. Very clever, I have to say.
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Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
« Reply #19 on: November 05, 2012, 08:02:45 pm »
TGRR is personally responsible for both back hair and male pattern baldness.  The testosterone he spews from his own dome shames the hair of other men into sliding down their necks and onto their backs.  It's revolting, and should be stopped, and if you spew that shit on my boyfriend I shall be cross.

There has been much posted about the fact that sasquach are rare due to Nigels... hobbies.  It has not, however, been mentioned that the simple fact that the reason that the ancestors humanity learned to climb trees in the first place is that Nigel got her hands on a time machine.  They were trying to ESCAPE. 
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Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
« Reply #20 on: November 05, 2012, 08:04:04 pm »
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Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
« Reply #21 on: November 05, 2012, 08:06:55 pm »
Belgium.
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Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
« Reply #22 on: November 05, 2012, 08:22:54 pm »
Belgium.

You go too far, sir.

I am not responsible for the phlegms.
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Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
« Reply #23 on: November 05, 2012, 08:29:47 pm »
Belgium.

You go too far, sir.

I am not responsible for the phlegms.

the phlegms is what happens after Germany and France suffers a particularly thorough Nigelling. A somewhat unfortunate side-effect, but what can you do? I mean, NOT Nigelling the baguettes and krauts was never an option, was it?
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Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
« Reply #24 on: November 05, 2012, 08:31:59 pm »
Belgium.

You go too far, sir.

I am not responsible for the phlegms.

the phlegms is what happens after Germany and France suffers a particularly thorough Nigelling. A somewhat unfortunate side-effect, but what can you do? I mean, NOT Nigelling the baguettes and krauts was never an option, was it?

But it couldn't last, Waffle.  There were entirely too many Germans running around bow-legged in torn lederhosen, and too many Frenchmen wearing colostomy bags.

So they stopped fighting all the damn time, because that's what was attracting Nigel's attention.

Global War:  Not in NIGEL'S world.
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Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
« Reply #25 on: November 05, 2012, 09:37:43 pm »
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Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
« Reply #26 on: November 05, 2012, 09:47:01 pm »
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SEE??  MINDLAZORZ!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
« Reply #27 on: November 05, 2012, 09:48:40 pm »
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Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
« Reply #28 on: November 05, 2012, 09:54:43 pm »
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Also HEY CAINAD'S BACK!!!!

Also, BRB, ruining the world lol
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Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
« Reply #29 on: November 05, 2012, 10:17:36 pm »
If Roger was controlling me, there would be a higher body count.

If Nigel has been puppeting me this whole time I demand a retroactive "Dinner first"
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