Author Topic: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.  (Read 1633 times)

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Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
« Reply #30 on: November 05, 2012, 10:38:03 pm »
Roger is the reason why children cry in movie theatres.  On second thought, he's the reason why children cry anywhere.

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Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
« Reply #31 on: November 05, 2012, 11:35:01 pm »
ROGER is responsible for...

the beat dropping.
the decline of JELL-O pudding pops.
early voter fraud.
Celine Dion.
unmanned automated drone strikes.
Smart cars.

NIGEL is responsible for...

shirts that hang oddly.
autotune.
late voter fraud.
failed investments.
accupressure.
coin operated park benches.

They are BOTH responsible for...

the disappearance of Amelia Earhart.
Patty Hearst
Patty LaBelle
bonobos.
Newsweek going under.
fraudulent expiration dates.
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Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
« Reply #32 on: November 06, 2012, 12:20:00 am »
The Little River Band.
Ingrown hairs/toenails.
Those "$10 each/two for $20" signs people still think are original and/or funny.
Canada.
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Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
« Reply #33 on: November 06, 2012, 06:03:40 am »
If Roger was controlling me, there would be a higher body count.

If Nigel has been puppeting me this whole time I demand a retroactive "Dinner first"

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Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
« Reply #34 on: November 06, 2012, 06:16:53 am »
FACT: oil is not a carbon byproduct of ancient fossils, it's a carbon byproduct of ancient deposits of Roger's body hair. He's immortal, but every once in a while, he loses a bet. Roger is solely responsible for global warming, but not in the way you're thinking; it has nothing whatsoever to do with Vindaloo, and everything to do with last time he lost a bet and had to shave his back. Uncertain of how to handle the massive biohazard threat posed by the trimmings, the DOT lit them on fire in a fiasco reminiscent of Oregon's exploding whale but on a monumental scale, effectively tripling global carbon emissions and sending the planet spiraling into ecological disaster.

The only reason he hasn't done it again is because he enjoys the alternate explanations the White House comes up with. The only reason the White House comes up with alternate explanations is because he's kept every administration since Herbert Hoover in cringing obsequiousness to his every whim with the judicial application of mind-lazors.


“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
― Assata Shaku

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Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
« Reply #35 on: November 06, 2012, 07:09:09 pm »
ROGER DID WTC.  TWICE.

First the one tower, then the other.  (Unless you meant both the thing that happened in the earily 1990s and the thing that happened in the early 2000s.)

Roger and Nigel are responsible for the endangerment of the prairie squid and the tree octopus.
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Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
« Reply #36 on: November 06, 2012, 07:53:19 pm »
Nigel is responsible for the existance of spiders.

Roger did scorpions.

This is what happens when the two of them drink too much shitty bourbon and get into contests.
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Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
« Reply #37 on: November 06, 2012, 09:17:06 pm »
Roger is directly responsible for the MS Office Paper Clip assistant.

As for Nigel, well... One day she just got tired of all those dinosaurs all over the place, you know?
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Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
« Reply #39 on: November 06, 2012, 11:43:40 pm »
Nigel and roger cooperated with Net on designing comic sans
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Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
« Reply #40 on: November 06, 2012, 11:47:54 pm »
:lulz:

Nigel is why people text in movie theaters.
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Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
« Reply #41 on: November 07, 2012, 12:55:06 am »
Lemme try...

Roger's mind lazors are the reason you forget where you put your keys/where you left your remote.
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Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
« Reply #42 on: November 07, 2012, 01:24:23 am »
TOO ALLAYOUBASTIDS:

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Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
« Reply #43 on: November 07, 2012, 01:32:02 am »
ROGER AND NIGEL LEGALIZED THE KILLING OF THE BAYBEEEEEEES BY ABERSHIN

YUO WANT A VACCUUM JOB FROM TAXPAYERS MONEY?

wHY YU SPRED YR LEGS? *RAEP IS FAKE YUO KNOA YUO WANT THE DICK*

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Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
« Reply #44 on: November 07, 2012, 01:57:07 am »
Roger has never done anything wrong, and I'm still not too sure who this Nigel is everyone is on about.

But Cain...
That motherfucker is the worst thing the internet has done to me.
The one who talked me into joining Facebook, thus starting a chain reaction of events that ruined what was left of my mind.
The guy that can't help but illuminate every international story of horror, robbing me of sleep and sanity.
That motherfucker is so sneaky that not even our apparent new resident tyrant bloodhound can notice his evil.
Fuck Cain.

Oh wait, I think once Roger used a sarcastic straw man argument in a disagreement we were having. I found that to be distasteful. I knew there had to be something.
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