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Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
« Reply #45 on: November 08, 2012, 09:50:36 am »
Nigel and Roger have concocted the following atrocities:

 - 'Call Me Maybe'

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- Donald Trump's sentient toupee

- 'American style' Wagyu beef

- '50 Shades of Grey'

- Mitt Romney's maniacal smarmy grin.
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Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
« Reply #46 on: November 08, 2012, 10:05:47 am »
Obama's re-election.  It's called the WHITE HOUSE for a reason.
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Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
« Reply #47 on: November 08, 2012, 11:33:01 am »
Roger has never done anything wrong, and I'm still not too sure who this Nigel is everyone is on about.

But Cain...
That motherfucker is the worst thing the internet has done to me.
The one who talked me into joining Facebook, thus starting a chain reaction of events that ruined what was left of my mind.
The guy that can't help but illuminate every international story of horror, robbing me of sleep and sanity.
That motherfucker is so sneaky that not even our apparent new resident tyrant bloodhound can notice his evil.
Fuck Cain.

Oh wait, I think once Roger used a sarcastic straw man argument in a disagreement we were having. I found that to be distasteful. I knew there had to be something.

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Well, that certainly sorts out the character reference requirement for my CV.
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Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
« Reply #48 on: November 08, 2012, 01:36:37 pm »
That 2" of snow we got yesterday out of sheer spite.

Sure, they may have been responsible for Hurricane Sandy, maybe, but this Nor'Easter? Obviously a plot to punish Providence since we got off easy. This storm just Nigel'd the FUCK out of Providence.
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Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
« Reply #49 on: November 08, 2012, 01:41:08 pm »
Neil Young cover bands.
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Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
« Reply #50 on: November 08, 2012, 07:20:52 pm »
Roger has never done anything wrong, and I'm still not too sure who this Nigel is everyone is on about.

But Cain...
That motherfucker is the worst thing the internet has done to me.
The one who talked me into joining Facebook, thus starting a chain reaction of events that ruined what was left of my mind.
The guy that can't help but illuminate every international story of horror, robbing me of sleep and sanity.
That motherfucker is so sneaky that not even our apparent new resident tyrant bloodhound can notice his evil.
Fuck Cain.

Oh wait, I think once Roger used a sarcastic straw man argument in a disagreement we were having. I found that to be distasteful. I knew there had to be something.

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Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
« Reply #51 on: November 08, 2012, 08:58:05 pm »
Roger is why people who talk loudly in libraries
Roger was the first person so give a kid a laser pointer and then take them to a movie theater.
Teen Wolf is because of Nigel.
Nigel is the reason Fresno is so small with half million people.
They're both responsible for Cher.

True Blood is because of Roger, though.
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Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
« Reply #52 on: November 08, 2012, 09:55:42 pm »
Neil Young cover bands.

THAT IS 100% ROGER. I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.
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Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
« Reply #53 on: November 08, 2012, 10:41:46 pm »
Neil Young cover bands.

THAT IS 100% ROGER. I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.

BULLSHIT.  I AM IN CHARGE OF KENNY LOGGINS TRIBUTE BANDS.  NEIL YOUNG IS 169% PORTLAND.  STOP BEING SO NIGEL ALL THE DAMN TIME.
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Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
« Reply #54 on: November 08, 2012, 11:51:56 pm »
WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKERS DID THIS?  :argh!:
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Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
« Reply #55 on: November 09, 2012, 10:56:56 pm »
Neil Young cover bands.

THAT IS 100% ROGER. I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.

BULLSHIT.  I AM IN CHARGE OF KENNY LOGGINS TRIBUTE BANDS.  NEIL YOUNG IS 169% PORTLAND.  STOP BEING SO NIGEL ALL THE DAMN TIME.

DAMMIT

I HAVE NO RETORT FOR THIS. :crankey:
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
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Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
« Reply #56 on: November 12, 2012, 01:36:38 am »
ROGER IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ENDING THE THREAD TITLE IN A PREPOSITION!
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Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
« Reply #57 on: November 12, 2012, 04:06:45 am »
ROGER IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ENDING THE THREAD TITLE IN A PREPOSITION!

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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
― Assata Shaku

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Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
« Reply #58 on: November 12, 2012, 04:45:00 am »
One time Nigel thought it would be funny to slip some exlax in Rogers Jack Daniel's. The damage done to New York now numbers in the billions.
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Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
« Reply #59 on: November 12, 2012, 03:28:09 pm »
ROGER IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ENDING THE THREAD TITLE IN A PREPOSITION!

OH, THE SHAME!


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