ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Nigel and Roger have concocted the following atrocities:

 - 'Call Me Maybe'

- Spotted Dick in a can

- Donald Trump's sentient toupee

- 'American style' Wagyu beef

- '50 Shades of Grey'

- Mitt Romney's maniacal smarmy grin.

[Cain]

Obama's re-election.  It's called the WHITE HOUSE for a reason.

[Cain]

Roger has never done anything wrong, and I'm still not too sure who this Nigel is everyone is on about.

But Cain...
That motherfucker is the worst thing the internet has done to me.
The one who talked me into joining Facebook, thus starting a chain reaction of events that ruined what was left of my mind.
The guy that can't help but illuminate every international story of horror, robbing me of sleep and sanity.
That motherfucker is so sneaky that not even our apparent new resident tyrant bloodhound can notice his evil.
Fuck Cain.

Oh wait, I think once Roger used a sarcastic straw man argument in a disagreement we were having. I found that to be distasteful. I knew there had to be something.

 

Well, that certainly sorts out the character reference requirement for my CV.

[Suu]

That 2" of snow we got yesterday out of sheer spite.

Sure, they may have been responsible for Hurricane Sandy, maybe, but this Nor'Easter? Obviously a plot to punish Providence since we got off easy. This storm just Nigel'd the FUCK out of Providence.

[Waffles, Viking Princess of Northern Belgium]

Neil Young cover bands.

[stelz]

Roger has never done anything wrong, and I'm still not too sure who this Nigel is everyone is on about.

But Cain...
That motherfucker is the worst thing the internet has done to me.
The one who talked me into joining Facebook, thus starting a chain reaction of events that ruined what was left of my mind.
The guy that can't help but illuminate every international story of horror, robbing me of sleep and sanity.
That motherfucker is so sneaky that not even our apparent new resident tyrant bloodhound can notice his evil.
Fuck Cain.

Oh wait, I think once Roger used a sarcastic straw man argument in a disagreement we were having. I found that to be distasteful. I knew there had to be something.

CAIN IS A COLD CALCULATING BASTARD WHO DARES TO BE SMART ON THE INTERNET. HORRORS.

[Juana Go?]

Roger is why people who talk loudly in libraries
Roger was the first person so give a kid a laser pointer and then take them to a movie theater.
Teen Wolf is because of Nigel.
Nigel is the reason Fresno is so small with half million people.
They're both responsible for Cher.

True Blood is because of Roger, though.

[M. Nigel Salt]

Neil Young cover bands.

THAT IS 100% ROGER. I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Neil Young cover bands.

THAT IS 100% ROGER. I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.

BULLSHIT.  I AM IN CHARGE OF KENNY LOGGINS TRIBUTE BANDS.  NEIL YOUNG IS 169% PORTLAND.  STOP BEING SO NIGEL ALL THE DAMN TIME.

[stelz]

WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKERS DID THIS? 

[M. Nigel Salt]

Neil Young cover bands.

THAT IS 100% ROGER. I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.

BULLSHIT.  I AM IN CHARGE OF KENNY LOGGINS TRIBUTE BANDS.  NEIL YOUNG IS 169% PORTLAND.  STOP BEING SO NIGEL ALL THE DAMN TIME.

DAMMIT

I HAVE NO RETORT FOR THIS.

[Eater of Clowns]

ROGER IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ENDING THE THREAD TITLE IN A PREPOSITION!

[M. Nigel Salt]

ROGER IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ENDING THE THREAD TITLE IN A PREPOSITION!

 

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

One time Nigel thought it would be funny to slip some exlax in Rogers Jack Daniel's. The damage done to New York now numbers in the billions.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

ROGER IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ENDING THE THREAD TITLE IN A PREPOSITION!

OH, THE SHAME!