Election Night. Gimme My Fix.

[stelz]

This night was full of SQUEEEEE and LAWL.

Oh, and via George Takei's facebook:

Overheard: "And America proves once again, once you go black..."
 
Oh Myyy...

[Suu]

My aunt is now bitching that Facebook deleted her anti-Obama rant, and that Obama owns the internet, and that we're fascist and that I'm officially a C-U-Next Tuesday and I'm not getting inheritance.

Or something.

 

But man, Romney looked like a tired robot, sounded like a tired robot, and could have done that with more pizazz.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

An old teacher of mine (who thinks the United States' rightful place is as Israel's bitch and, to top it off, is extremely racist) is terribly upset about the results of the election because "now it looks like Israel will have to attack Iran on its own."   

Tell him I said he can go volunteer.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

My aunt is now bitching that Facebook deleted her anti-Obama rant, and that Obama owns the internet, and that we're fascist and that I'm officially a C-U-Next Tuesday and I'm not getting inheritance.

Or something.

 

But man, Romney looked like a tired robot, sounded like a tired robot, and could have done that with more pizazz.

Tell your aunt to go fuck herself.

[Suu]

My aunt is now bitching that Facebook deleted her anti-Obama rant, and that Obama owns the internet, and that we're fascist and that I'm officially a C-U-Next Tuesday and I'm not getting inheritance.

Or something.

 

But man, Romney looked like a tired robot, sounded like a tired robot, and could have done that with more pizazz.

Tell your aunt to go fuck herself.

I won't just yet, because my mother will find a way to bitchslap me through the internets for being disrespectful.

...I'll just let my mom do it for me after she sees the messages I just got.

[Suu]

"ur a bitchass cunt and ur mother should be ashamed! u and ur stupid college, u think ur so smart compared to me. u know nothing about the eceonmy [sic] and i hope ur mom knows what an embarssment u are!"

...I changed my mind. Sorry mom.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

"ur a bitchass cunt and ur mother should be ashamed! u and ur stupid college, u think ur so smart compared to me. u know nothing about the eceonmy [sic] and i hope ur mom knows what an embarssment u are!"

...I changed my mind. Sorry mom.

Seriously.  "Fuck right off."

[Balls Wellington]

"ur a bitchass cunt and ur mother should be ashamed! u and ur stupid college, u think ur so smart compared to me. u know nothing about the eceonmy [sic] and i hope ur mom knows what an embarssment u are!"

...I changed my mind. Sorry mom.

your reply should be to just edit her post for spelling and grammar and send it back to her with the corrections.

[Cainad]

"ur a bitchass cunt and ur mother should be ashamed! u and ur stupid college, u think ur so smart compared to me. u know nothing about the eceonmy [sic] and i hope ur mom knows what an embarssment u are!"

...I changed my mind. Sorry mom.

Wow, a bona-fide "Dun' need none of yer bullshit fancy edumacations!" hateshit. Classic.

your reply should be to just edit her post for spelling and grammar and send it back to her with the corrections.

I approve of this.

[Suu]

She's an alcoholic. I almost forgive her. Almost.

My retort was this,

"I respect you as a family member, as my aunt, and as my mother's sister.  I ask that you return that respect, because it's what Pop [my grandfather/her father] would have wanted."

And left it at that. The high road is the best road when dealing with family.

[El Twid]

    He lost the popular vote by a lot and won the election. We should have a revolution in this country!
    — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 7, 2012

Inciting violence, advocating the overthrow of the government of the United States....


Ah, the trouble with tribbles.....

[Suu]

Technically treason.
Technically free speech.
Technically a temper tantrum thrown by a spoiled little racist ginger bastard.

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

Im hearing a lot of people blame Gary Johnson for Romney's loss. Oh boy oh boy oh boy. 

[Aucoq]

She's an alcoholic. I almost forgive her. Almost.

My retort was this,

"I respect you as a family member, as my aunt, and as my mother's sister.  I ask that you return that respect, because it's what Pop [my grandfather/her father] would have wanted."

And left it at that. The high road is the best road when dealing with family.

Damn I love this reply.  Not only does the high road reinforce that you're the better person, but in my experience being civil instead of returning fire usually infuriates the person even more. 

Also  @ "u and ur stupid college."

Tell him I said he can go volunteer.

I definitely will.  She's a product of South Africa's Apartheid era so having a black president who doesn't kiss the feet of Israel drives her insane. 

[Lenin McCarthy]

Dear America,
We had a special night together tonight, you and I.
While I was getting shitfaced on caffeine, you voted a bunch of apparent non-morons into public office, voted to legalize same-sex marriage, voted to legalize marijuana and kept Mittens and His Magic Underpants out of the White House for another four years. But on the other hand, the Two Man Con is as strong as ever before. Not many people voted third party, and most of those who did voted for former New Mexico Governor Gary Johnson, who exploited the fact that nobody knew who the fuck he was or what he did as governor to portray himself as a sort of Ron Paul with a human, progressive face. Nevermind his connections to the Koch brothers, the extremist right-wingers involved in his campaign or that his "non-interventionist" foreign policy not necessarily involved stopping drone strikes in Yemen and Pakistan or closing Guantanamo. The Two Man Con now comes with a quirky little monkey to distract those smart-asses who don't fall for the main trick.

Another thing I noticed, America, was all the "experts" saying that this was such a very close race. It wasn't really. This was less close than 1916, 1960, 1976, 2000, 2004, and similar in closeness to 1968. But who wants to watch "welcome to election night on CNN, Obama is going to win and we're going to lead you through 7 hours of Obama winning important swing states"? 1. Unbalanced coverage between the two parties, no matte what their actual support are, will lead to people voting third party. 2. It will lead to accusations of Liberal/Conservative bias. 3. It will lead to less clicks, hits, views and ultimately, less money for those covering it.

You gave the Republitards a light beating tonight, but I'm fairly certain they'll regroup and find a way around the decreasing numbers of angry white men and scare Latinos, angry white women and African-Americans into voting for them. They still have a majority in Congress, anyway.

Dear America,
Hope is for presidents,
and dreams are for people who are sleeping.

See you in four years.
Love,
McCarthyesque Leninist