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Re: Election Night. Gimme My Fix.
« Reply #135 on: November 07, 2012, 09:26:53 am »


Well this guy certainly one-upped the people who try to shame you for not voting.   :lol:
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Re: Election Night. Gimme My Fix.
« Reply #136 on: November 07, 2012, 12:29:33 pm »
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    He lost the popular vote by a lot and won the election. We should have a revolution in this country!
    — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 7, 2012

So far I'm seeing about a 1% difference between the two as far as popular votes go. I was not aware 1% was a large number. :lulz:

It's also worth noting that in 2000 the situation was reversed, with Gore winning the popular vote and Bush being made President.

Also, I'd just like to take this time to point out I fucking called it.  Not even close.  Romney got trounced.
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Re: Election Night. Gimme My Fix.
« Reply #137 on: November 07, 2012, 12:57:13 pm »
Wise Cain is wise.

And yes, it really felt like it was the media who were pushing the "too close to call" narrative as far as they could.

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Rollover text: "As of this writing, the only thing 'razor thin' or 'too close to call' is the gap between the consensus poll forecaset and the result."
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Re: Election Night. Gimme My Fix.
« Reply #138 on: November 07, 2012, 01:58:20 pm »
Naw.  Cali will rob me of that pleasure.

it is fully anticipated that this is so?
damn.
what about faithless electors?  we can still hold out hope for drama there, right? :p

Popular vote just about there.

Florida, Virginia, Colorado, and Nevada also going to Romney.

So make sure to send the GIM crowd some hankies.

Also, Donald Trump now bellowing some weird shit about revolution.

heh.... i haven't been there in ages.  i'll have to check in to investigate the froth.

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« Reply #139 on: November 07, 2012, 02:08:32 pm »


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« Reply #140 on: November 07, 2012, 02:36:22 pm »
Our politician- results went as expected. Obama lost my county, Feinestine is going back to Washington, Costa the blue dog is going back to Washington and so is Devin Nunes the super Republican (at least he didn't run unopposed this time). Prop thirty passed (education - rich people pay more taxes and our sales tax go up) and thirty eight went down (lowering everybody's taxes, but especially rich people's). So, more money for schools, there's no $150 jump in tuition for next semester, and $500 back in my pocket from this semester!
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Re: Election Night. Gimme My Fix.
« Reply #142 on: November 07, 2012, 02:40:39 pm »
I'm getting threatened, "MIDTERMS ARE COMING! MIDTERMS ARE COMING!"

Well, at least he has a better grasp of how shit works than the rest of the, "THIS COUNTRY IS GOING TO BE FASCIST COMMUNIST MUSLIM TERRORIST I'M MOVING TO CANADA" crowd.
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Re: Election Night. Gimme My Fix.
« Reply #143 on: November 07, 2012, 02:44:50 pm »
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« Reply #144 on: November 07, 2012, 02:54:50 pm »




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Re: Election Night. Gimme My Fix.
« Reply #145 on: November 07, 2012, 02:59:31 pm »
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« Reply #146 on: November 07, 2012, 03:27:03 pm »
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

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Re: Election Night. Gimme My Fix.
« Reply #147 on: November 07, 2012, 03:31:05 pm »


Well this guy certainly one-upped the people who try to shame you for not voting.   :lol:

Ah yes, the FEMA death camp people. I met one of these recently. Actually, I've known them for years and I thought that they were pretty cool and easy going but one afternoon, they went off into 'they' want to take 'our' guns followed by the FEMA thing.

Turns out the 'camp' photograph touted by Glen Beck and others is genuine. It is a genuine photo of a camp in North Korea.
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Re: Election Night. Gimme My Fix.
« Reply #148 on: November 07, 2012, 04:39:36 pm »
I fell asleep just after Arizona was called by the BBC.

Half an hour later Ohio was called.

Why the shitcocking fuck on the one night I wanted to stay awake and be Insomnia Girl do I pass out from the sleepy?

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Re: Election Night. Gimme My Fix.
« Reply #149 on: November 07, 2012, 04:42:09 pm »
A whole lot of rich white people crying. (I wonder how much the hot chicks cost them?)

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