Election Night. Gimme My Fix.

[El Twid]

PopeTom and I just had a revelation.

Karl Rove spend 365 million dollars on his failed Super-PAC.

There are 311 million people in the US.

He could have given EVERY CENSUSED AMERICA A MILLION DOLLARS, AND STILL HAD CHANGE TO SPARE.

 

That's called wealth redistribution. Wasting money is a better use.

Even though, if we all had a million dollars, we'd be more likely to vote for Romney.

[Suu]

Actually, my math was way off because I'm wicked tired, and it would actually be a buck twenty-five.

But still! THAT'S A CUPPA COFFEE PER AMERICAN!

[El Twid]

Actually, my math was way off because I'm wicked tired, and it would actually be a buck twenty-five.

But still! THAT'S A CUPPA COFFEE PER AMERICAN!

But still, if all of the billionaires pulled their money together and bribed all of us with something substantial, you would see a Republican landslide.

Twid,
my excuse is Guinness

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

I gotta say, the best butthurt of the entire election is over at freerepublic.com.

This was the first thing I saw.

1. TAX STRIKE

If you are self-employed, stop paying quarterlies and DO NOT FILE next April. Boehner rolled over this morning and announced that the "Republicans" are gung-ho to raise taxes. They can only raise taxes on you if you pay taxes. Don't pay. DO NOT FILE.

IF YOU ARE NOT SELF-EMPLOYED and your employer withholds your taxes, all you have to do is increase THE NUMBER OF EXEMPTIONS YOU CLAIM. Exemptions are NOT just wife-and-kids. People who make large charitable donations kick up their exemptions, as do people with big mortgages. In theory, there is no maximum to the number of exemptions you can claim, but 9 is considered to be the "normal" maximum. Go to your human resources / payroll department tomorrow and tell them you want to increase your exemptions and thus decrease your withholding as much as possible. Then, next April, DO NOT FILE.

There is exactly ONE non-violent remedy left to you, and that is a tax strike. If you do not do this, you are guaranteeing, and I mean 1000% guaranteeing, that there will be a massive hot war and genocide in the United States within the next decade. Go find a good teenaged boy. Look into his eyes, and then understand that if we do not starve the Putsch Regime in Washington, that boy will almost certainly die in the war.

[Suu]

Actually, my math was way off because I'm wicked tired, and it would actually be a buck twenty-five.

But still! THAT'S A CUPPA COFFEE PER AMERICAN!

But still, if all of the billionaires pulled their money together and bribed all of us with something substantial, you would see a Republican landslide.

Twid,
my excuse is Guinness

He could have given each state 7.8 million dollars.
He could have paid every teacher in America's salary for 10 years.
He could have bailed out every foreclosing house.
He could have fixed the levees in NOLA.
He could have put it as a down payment toward the billions of damage Sandy cost...


...he decorated a fucking presidential campaign with it.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Actually, my math was way off because I'm wicked tired, and it would actually be a buck twenty-five.

But still! THAT'S A CUPPA COFFEE PER AMERICAN!

But still, if all of the billionaires pulled their money together and bribed all of us with something substantial, you would see a Republican landslide.

Twid,
my excuse is Guinness

He could have given each state 7.8 million dollars.
He could have paid every teacher in America's salary for 10 years.
He could have bailed out every foreclosing house.
He could have fixed the levees in NOLA.
He could have put it as a down payment toward the billions of damage Sandy cost...


...he decorated a fucking LOSING presidential campaign with it.

Fixed that for you.

No charge.

[El Twid]

Actually, my math was way off because I'm wicked tired, and it would actually be a buck twenty-five.

But still! THAT'S A CUPPA COFFEE PER AMERICAN!

But still, if all of the billionaires pulled their money together and bribed all of us with something substantial, you would see a Republican landslide.

Twid,
my excuse is Guinness

He could have given each state 7.8 million dollars.
He could have paid every teacher in America's salary for 10 years.
He could have bailed out every foreclosing house.
He could have fixed the levees in NOLA.
He could have put it as a down payment toward the billions of damage Sandy cost...


...he decorated a fucking LOSING presidential campaign with it.

Fixed that for you.

No charge.

A waste of money is still a waste of money.

A waste of a lot of fucking money on this level should be punished, at least with harpies and the type of shame Catholicism and Jewish mothers inflict.

[Suu]

PopeTom just figured he could have supported NASA for 24 years.

 

But you know, he wanted to "help" the people, but distribution of wealth is bad.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

PopeTom just figured he could have supported NASA for 24 years.

 

But you know, he wanted to "help" the people, but distribution of wealth is bad.

Balls.  Lots of printers and producers got a chunk of that money.  People were employed.

Moral:  Nothing is so fucking stupid that nothing good comes of it¹.







¹  With the obvious exceptions of NASCAR, Seguin TX, and carbuncles.

[El Twid]

PopeTom just figured he could have supported NASA for 24 years.

 

But you know, he wanted to "help" the people, but distribution of wealth is bad.

Ok, this made me wicked angry right here, but we all know my thoughts on space exploration, I'm sure.

[Suu]

PopeTom just figured he could have supported NASA for 24 years.

 

But you know, he wanted to "help" the people, but distribution of wealth is bad.

Balls.  Lots of printers and producers got a chunk of that money.  People were employed.

Moral:  Nothing is so fucking stupid that nothing good comes of it¹.







¹  With the obvious exceptions of NASCAR, Seguin TX, and carbuncles.

[Suu]

I'mma just leave this here:

http://lasvegas.cbslocal.com/2012/11/07/vegas-employer-obama-won-so-i-fired-22-employees/

[El Twid]

I'mma just leave this here:

http://lasvegas.cbslocal.com/2012/11/07/vegas-employer-obama-won-so-i-fired-22-employees/

Next time I see a dentist and they ask about the grinding....

[Mangrove]

Actually, my math was way off because I'm wicked tired, and it would actually be a buck twenty-five.

But still! THAT'S A CUPPA COFFEE PER AMERICAN!

  Damn you arithmetic! I made the same error because I went to bed at 2:30am Wed morning and then tried to post here after a long ass, soul draining client.

Still, when you figure that Rove spent 365 million, Linda 'Why does no one love me?' McMahon spent 76. The casino guy, Adelson gave 70 million. That's just three obvious ones off the top of my head aside from all the Super PAC money. Can you imagine having so much money that when you fork out 70 million for NOTHING, you actually don't miss it?

[Suu]

BUT MOST OF HIS EMPLOYEES ARE HISPANIC AND THERE IS A TSUNAMI COMING AND HE HAS TO FEED HIS FAMILY

Oh, well...no worrying about the 22 families affected by the lay offs, jerkwad.