Author Topic: NAME MY DOG!  (Read 615 times)

East Coast Hustle

  • Missile Command
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 45759
  • Omnimalevolent Polyfather of Exsanguination in Red
    • View Profile
NAME MY DOG!
« on: November 07, 2012, 11:32:16 pm »
So I've acquired a shadow. He picked me, and he apparently will not leave my side for anything. And that's cool with me. After all, what could be cuter than a puggle with a little black tongue? Plus, he's super mellow and seems pretty smart. But he needs a name. PD, I require suggestions.

Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

The Good Reverend Roger

  • Dirtbag
  • One-Armed Jizz Moppers
  • Deserved It
  • **
  • Posts: 35120
    • View Profile
Re: NAME MY DOG!
« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2012, 11:45:48 pm »
Bowser.  In honor of the best dawg ever.
"What can we do to help you stop screaming?"

Cainad (dec.)

  • Houseplant Supreme
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 88658
  • Ejection Seat Party Hat Issuance Officer
    • View Profile
    • Internet Forum Safari
Re: NAME MY DOG!
« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2012, 11:57:14 pm »
Butterball

Rasputin

The Bigger Rat

<peanut gallery>
Spag
Trogdor
Dog
</peanut gallery>

East Coast Hustle

  • Missile Command
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 45759
  • Omnimalevolent Polyfather of Exsanguination in Red
    • View Profile
Re: NAME MY DOG!
« Reply #3 on: November 08, 2012, 12:16:48 am »
I'm digging Rasputin, but I think I'm looking for something that sounds a little more like it came from the lyrics of a Slayer song.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Luna

  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 104542
    • View Profile
Re: NAME MY DOG!
« Reply #4 on: November 08, 2012, 12:29:00 am »
The immediate thought is, "Shadow..."
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Tiddleywomp Cockletit

  • La Mano Famosa del Infierno
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 151927
  • Interweb Horrormonkey of Love
    • View Profile
Re: NAME MY DOG!
« Reply #5 on: November 08, 2012, 02:26:52 am »
So I've acquired a shadow. He picked me, and he apparently will not leave my side for anything. And that's cool with me. After all, what could be cuter than a puggle with a little black tongue? Plus, he's super mellow and seems pretty smart. But he needs a name. PD, I require suggestions.



I can't see your dog. :( I tried putting the addy in the bar of a new tab, then I tried with a different browser and nada.

SHOW ME YOUR DOG, ECH!
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Eater of Clowns

  • Deposed Mexico
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 48419
  • Limpid Lust Pariah of Foulness
    • View Profile
Re: NAME MY DOG!
« Reply #6 on: November 08, 2012, 02:51:16 am »
I NAME YOUR DOG RED X YOU ARE WELCOME $10 PLEASE
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Eater of Clowns

  • Deposed Mexico
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 48419
  • Limpid Lust Pariah of Foulness
    • View Profile
Re: NAME MY DOG!
« Reply #7 on: November 08, 2012, 03:00:44 am »
Tell me Redecks doesn't sound like it came off a Slayer album.

Also, Rubin.
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

LMNO, PhD (life continues)

  • Internet Fuckweasel of Haunted Pork Dimensions.
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 82332
  • Internet Fuckweasel of Haunted Pork Dimensions.
    • View Profile
    • Earfatigue Productions: When it has to sound like you give a shit.
Re: NAME MY DOG!
« Reply #8 on: November 08, 2012, 03:28:40 am »
Motherfucking Cocksucker.
LMNO
Pope/Wrought Iron Instigator
First Church of Last Exit Before Toll
The Spider Project.

Buy the Chao te Ching, or be doomed forever.

http://www.stonybrook.edu/sb/marburger/index.shtml

"Get offa me, you freaks!  This is not North Korea.  No.  This is America, and I expect to be PAID for that sort of nonsense.  In advance.  No credit...Cash on the barrelhead or GTFO.  I swear to God, there's nothing more annoying than commie perverts who don't understand the intrinsic value of the free market system."

Prince Glittersnatch III

  • Heir to the throne of King Kong
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 27301
  • Landlord of the Flies
    • View Profile
Re: NAME MY DOG!
« Reply #9 on: November 08, 2012, 03:40:37 am »
Wolfgang
Ludwig
Dvorak
Sprinkles
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506 <---worst human being to ever live.

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Other%20Pagan%20Mumbo-Jumbo/discordianism.htm <----Learn the truth behind Discordianism

Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!

MMMW

  • Psyop Sleeper Agent
  • Known & Noted
  • **
  • Posts: 923
    • View Profile
Re: NAME MY DOG!
« Reply #10 on: November 08, 2012, 03:43:24 am »
Master

chimes

  • (epimetheus, but epimetheus was an Accursed F5er)
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 16294
    • View Profile
Re: NAME MY DOG!
« Reply #11 on: November 08, 2012, 03:45:18 am »
Snortwick

Catfish

Puce

Bugs

Lemonhead

Phlegmonhead

Flaccid

Pope Hilarius

Skid Mark

Whackamole
what is this kid talking about?

post-singularity pocket orgasm toad of righteousness

N E T

  • Dickless Titwank
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 17723
    • View Profile
Re: NAME MY DOG!
« Reply #12 on: November 08, 2012, 04:08:31 am »
I'm digging Rasputin, but I think I'm looking for something that sounds a little more like it came from the lyrics of a Slayer song.

Fece

Gein

Scrum

God

Cardiac
“It's too bad that whole families have to be torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs.” — J A C K   H A N D E Y

"Open your ass and your heart and mind will follow." — C H E S T E R   M A I N A R D

Tiddleywomp Cockletit

  • La Mano Famosa del Infierno
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 151927
  • Interweb Horrormonkey of Love
    • View Profile
Re: NAME MY DOG!
« Reply #13 on: November 08, 2012, 05:22:02 am »
I'm digging Rasputin, but I think I'm looking for something that sounds a little more like it came from the lyrics of a Slayer song.

Antichrist? Necrophobic? Bastardsonsbegatyourcuntingdaughters?  :lol:

Mob names usually work pretty good with Pug type dogs. Mugsy or Capone or something...
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Freeky Queen of DERP

  • Out of order: Please notify The Mgt.
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 175730
    • View Profile
Re: NAME MY DOG!
« Reply #14 on: November 08, 2012, 05:27:07 am »
NOT THE BEEES!

You could call him Bees for short.


I take it back.  Pol Pot is way better.
« Last Edit: November 08, 2012, 05:38:58 am by Freeky Queen of DERP »
Motorized Clutchless Love Augur of Last Night's Faux Pas